I accidentally came in the gravy. Again.
I can't believe you fit that in there !!!
Poutaine? I thought you said poontang!
Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.
i am what i eat [emoji14]
"Ouch."
You have to blow on it or you’ll burn your tongue
How much for the women? The little girl?
Hold my beer and hand me the turkey baster.
Did you wash it first?
I wonder what the neighbors are having.
Don't put that in there.
Should we use our best linens?
Bacon tastes good. Pork chops taste goood.
Mom sure pegged what I like, I'm stuffed.
You got a little something on your chin there...
forgive me if i get sleepy when we're done
I’m gonna pound that pie.
what's that white shit?
Do you think we should truss up the bird after we stuff her?
I've concluded that DJSapp was never DJSapp, and Not DJSapp is also not DJSapp, so that means he's telling the truth now and he was lying before.
it's not always so juicy!
Mrs Dsm: “Do we HAVE to listen to Christmas music during this?”
pass the butter (last tango in paris)
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