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03-06-2018, 05:43 PM #1
gear pimp extraordinaire
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what can you say durring sex and family dinner?
This question came thru my facebook feed and I was thinking maggots might have some good answers. Mine:
I'm stuffed, thanks mom
ok, what is your best?
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03-06-2018, 05:46 PM #2
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You have gravy on your chin.
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03-06-2018, 05:46 PM #3
~~~(oYo)~~~
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Seconds please?
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03-06-2018, 05:48 PM #4
On to a five-year plan
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Toss that salad.
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03-06-2018, 05:49 PM #5
"The Harmonizer"
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Winner.
Originally Posted by Mazderati
Although, "mmmm, rare roast beef" comes to mindQuando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.
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03-06-2018, 05:49 PM #6
snow please
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cant wait to jump into those thighs
those breasts look delicious
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03-06-2018, 05:55 PM #7
~~~(oYo)~~~
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I found a hair in my dessert, can you comp me?
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03-06-2018, 05:58 PM #8
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This tastes so good
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03-06-2018, 05:59 PM #9
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I really only need one knob for this biscuit.
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03-06-2018, 05:59 PM #10
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Where's my damn lobster bib!!!???
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03-06-2018, 06:00 PM #11
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Your pussy is rubbing against my leg
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03-06-2018, 06:01 PM #12
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If you clean it up, I'll do the dishes.
Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
Dude Listen to mtm. He's a marriage counselor at burning man. - subtle plague
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03-06-2018, 06:02 PM #13
~~~(oYo)~~~
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I love how a good smoke tastes after a great meal.
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This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
Dude Listen to mtm. He's a marriage counselor at burning man. - subtle plague
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03-06-2018, 06:03 PM #14
Funky But Chic
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What the fuck are you people doing here?
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03-06-2018, 06:03 PM #15
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Tacos are the best!
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03-06-2018, 06:03 PM #16
~~~(oYo)~~~
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Thank you so much. Would you mind calling me a cab? You're invited to my place next week.
Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
Dude Listen to mtm. He's a marriage counselor at burning man. - subtle plague
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03-06-2018, 06:04 PM #17
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I think I drank too much. Where is the bathroom?
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03-06-2018, 06:06 PM #18
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Do we have to say grace? I find it awkward.
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This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
Dude Listen to mtm. He's a marriage counselor at burning man. - subtle plague
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03-06-2018, 06:06 PM #19
gentleman turn farmer
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Oh that brown sugar butt is so juicy!
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03-06-2018, 06:08 PM #20
No I'm not an Australian
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I'm sorry it's not kosher.
Originally Posted by Downbound Train
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03-06-2018, 06:08 PM #21
~~~(oYo)~~~
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I'll foot the bill if you get the tip.
Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
Dude Listen to mtm. He's a marriage counselor at burning man. - subtle plague
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03-06-2018, 06:09 PM #22
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I'll be here all week. Literally.
Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
Dude Listen to mtm. He's a marriage counselor at burning man. - subtle plague
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03-06-2018, 06:09 PM #23
Funky But Chic
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One thanksgiving my little bro was tripping balls but helpful as always he said, "Hey Dad, watch out the turkey is melting."
true
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03-06-2018, 06:11 PM #24
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Would you like some help carving that up? Do you need some more stuffing? Originally Posted by iceman
Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
Dude Listen to mtm. He's a marriage counselor at burning man. - subtle plague
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03-06-2018, 06:12 PM #25
~~~(oYo)~~~
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Man, the wine you served is going right to my head.
Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
Dude Listen to mtm. He's a marriage counselor at burning man. - subtle plague
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