Anyone been to an "Egg" Party

**hatchgreenchile** · 03-01-2018, 04:32 PM

I was hoping big green eggs would be involved.
Smoked pork belly FTW.

**mtngirl79** · 03-01-2018, 04:43 PM

Originally Posted by RShea

Her reply to some on this is she has been asked to showers, and things like Diaper Parties or Stag and Drags and this is not much different...

People throw other people baby showers and bridal showers and they are tradition... way way different from a freeze my egg party.

**RShea** · 03-01-2018, 04:51 PM

Originally Posted by mtngirl79

People throw other people baby showers and bridal showers and they are tradition... way way different from a freeze my egg party.

She is starting a new tradition???

**Caucasian Asian** · 03-01-2018, 04:52 PM

Are they going to serve liquor there? Or is the party going to be as dry as her womb?

**reckless toboggan** · 03-01-2018, 04:56 PM

Originally Posted by Caucasian Asian

Are they going to serve liquor there? Or is the party going to be as dry as her womb?

I actually laughed out loud...for a while.

Good shit.

**that dude who did that thing** · 03-01-2018, 04:57 PM

WTF is a "stag and drag"?

Wedding and baby showers are about providing financial help to people who are actually going to procreate, not people who are thinking maybe they'll do so later. I realize the link between marriage and procreation is weaker than it used to be, but the root of the tradition is helping the young couple get stable so they can get busy with growing the clan. Baby showers, of course, are deployed when people are literally about to create new life. So that shit is biologically hard wired to some degree and the traditions reflect that wiring. This person just wants the attention and to be showered with gifts when she is not willing to do the hard work of finding a man she'll have to tolerate for the next 19 years, getting herself knocked up, and then carrying, birthing and raising a child. You should tell her "No work, no pay."

**Conundrum** · 03-01-2018, 05:02 PM

Originally Posted by that dude who did that thing

WTF is a "stag and drag"?

Wedding and baby showers are about providing financial help to people who are actually going to procreate, not people who are thinking maybe they'll do so later. I realize the link between marriage and procreation is weaker than it used to be, but the root of the tradition is helping the young couple get stable so they can get busy with growing the clan. Baby showers, of course, are deployed when people are literally about to create new life. So that shit is biologically hard wired to some degree and the traditions reflect that wiring. This person just wants the attention and to be showered with gifts when she is not willing to do the hard work of finding a man she'll have to tolerate for the next 19 years, getting herself knocked up, and then carrying, birthing and raising a child. You should tell her "No work, no pay."

Weddings and baby showers are traditionally thrown by friends and family for the person getting married or having a baby. Fuck, if this egg party goes well, I'm going to start throwing myself gofundme bachelor parties every weekend in case I want to get married someday. I'm going to see so many clams, hang with my bros, and be hungover for like the rest of my life. I can see why egg lady is doing this.

**skaredshtles** · 03-01-2018, 05:16 PM

Originally Posted by that dude who did that thing

<snip> not willing to do the hard work

You should apply this logic to your own kid buying a car.

**that dude who did that thing** · 03-01-2018, 05:25 PM

Originally Posted by skaredshtles

You should apply this logic to your own kid buying a car.

You should probably not comment about someone else's kids.

**The AD** · 03-01-2018, 05:28 PM

When did it become acceptable to just outright ask people for money for some dumbass thing you want to do?

**reckless toboggan** · 03-01-2018, 05:30 PM

Originally Posted by The AD

When did it become acceptable to just outright ask people for money for some dumbass thing you want to do?

Gimmie fitty dollars and I'll tell ya...

**Conundrum** · 03-01-2018, 05:31 PM

Originally Posted by The AD

When did it become acceptable to just outright ask people for money for some dumbass thing you want to do?

Hey, I'm throwing this party this weekend. I might want to get married someday, so some bros and I are going to get proper fucked. I can send you my paypal addy. You in?

**that dude who did that thing** · 03-01-2018, 05:33 PM

I go tmarried once, and I might get married again some day, so how about you all chip in to buy me a shitton of lap dances?

**The AD** · 03-01-2018, 05:36 PM

Originally Posted by Conundrum

Hey, I'm throwing this party this weekend. I might want to get married someday, so some bros and I are going to get proper fucked. I can send you my paypal addy. You in?

I can tell you I'd be more likely to contribute to this fund than to the frozen egg fund!

**berko** · 03-01-2018, 05:39 PM

Schedule a competing ‘fund my future abortion’ party.

That should get you off just about all the invite lists.

**skaredshtles** · 03-01-2018, 05:44 PM

Originally Posted by berko

Schedule a competing ‘fund my future abortion’ party.

That should get you off just about all the invite lists.

I like the way you think...

**irul&ublo** · 03-01-2018, 08:10 PM

Originally Posted by that dude who did that thing

I go tmarried once, and I might get married again some day, so how about you all chip in to buy me a shitton of lap dances?

You should ask for driving lessons instead

**Kinnikinnick** · 03-01-2018, 08:19 PM

This is a desperate cry for...help. Or cock.

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SB · 03-01-2018, 09:24 PM

Originally Posted by Caucasian Asian

Are they going to serve liquor there? Or is the party going to be as dry as her womb?

winner winner chikin dinner

**irul&ublo** · 03-01-2018, 09:32 PM

Originally Posted by Kinnikinnick

This is a desperate cry for...help. Or cock.

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If she’s fat, PM digitaldeath

**evdog** · 03-01-2018, 09:48 PM

Send her some kinder surprise eggs. Heard they're legal now. If not, then cadbury cream eggs. Seems like an appropriate gift, since you're sorry you won't be able to make it.