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    Last summer I gave a drunk former co-worker a ride home.

    During the ride home she tried to make out with me, grabbed at my junk, licking my face, etc. After she wouldn't tell me where she lived I ended up taking her back to her car, said GTFO and hope you get a DUI (which she did a couple weeks later). She's married to a somewhat well-known local, whom she recently told we fucked (didn't happen). Now he wants to kill me.

    Do I tell him his wife is not only a liar, but also a hoor? I've never met him, just know who he is. Or just wait for him to come at me and end his season and likely his livelihood?
    كافر
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    PM Rontele?

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    Seems rather tame so far for a Parvo thread. Coach needs to get involved

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    Get the red one.
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    If I lived in WA, Oft would be my realtor. Seriously.

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    #metoo
    Quote Originally Posted by XXX-er View Post
    the situation strikes me as WAY too much drama at this point

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    Do tell


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    Keystone is fucking lame. But, deadly.

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    ^ LOL

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    Seems like you need to set her old man straight, you don't want to be walking down the street and get smashed with a shovel to the back of the head.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Parvo View Post
    During the ride home she tried to make out with me, grabbed at my junk, licking my face, etc. After she wouldn't tell me where she lived I ended up taking her back to her car, said GTFO and hope you get a DUI (which she did a couple weeks later). She's married to a somewhat well-known local, whom she recently told we fucked (didn't happen). Now he wants to kill me.

    Do I tell him his wife is not only a liar, but also a hoor? I've never met him, just know who he is. Or just wait for him to come at me and end his season and likely his livelihood?
    Both. 2 birds 1 stone!

    Stomping it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    Seems like you need to set her old man straight, you don't want to be walking down the street and get smashed with a shovel to the back of the head.
    I am pretty sure that is the direction I would be going in.
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    I think you'd have an easier time understanding people if you remembered that 80% of them are fucking morons.
    That is why I like dogs, more than most people.

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    buckle up, dis gonna be a bumpy ride
    watch out for snakes

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    Man the shit you get yourself into....you should write a fucking book..

    2nd call coach...

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    Maybe go back and bang her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ichibaneye View Post
    Both. 2 birds 1 stone!

    Stomping it!

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    If you're going to do the time, might as well do the crime.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Parvo View Post
    During the ride home she tried to make out with me, grabbed at my junk, licking my face, etc. After she wouldn't tell me where she lived I ended up taking her back to her car, said GTFO and hope you get a DUI (which she did a couple weeks later). She's married to a somewhat well-known local, whom she recently told we fucked (didn't happen). Now he wants to kill me.

    Do I tell him his wife is not only a liar, but also a hoor? I've never met him, just know who he is. Or just wait for him to come at me and end his season and likely his livelihood?

    Just consider....

    What Would Coach Do?
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    documenting your innocence in this thread is for sure a smart play

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    Quote Originally Posted by Parvo View Post
    During the ride home she tried...licking my face, etc.
    You worked in an an animal shelter?
    Daniel Ortega eats here.

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    he aint gonna do shit
    Zone Controller

    "He wants to be a pro, bro, not some schmuck." - Hugh Conway

    "DigitalDeath would kick my ass. He has the reach of a polar bear." - Crass3000

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    www.apriliaforum.com

    "If the road You followed brought you to this,of what use was the road"?

    "I have no idea what I am talking about but would be happy to share my biased opinions as fact on the matter. "
    Ottime

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skidog View Post
    2nd call coach
    If she has a third floor I'd take a big steamy dump there first. THEN call coach.
    "Can't you see..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by digitaldeath View Post
    he aint gonna do shit
    Truth.

    If he wasn't man enough to keep his wife sexually satisfied, its hard to imagine his impotent follow through on this issue.
    "Its not the arrow, its the Indian" - M.Pinto

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    Quote Originally Posted by cmcrawfo View Post
    Truth.
    its hard to imagine his impotent follow through on this issue.
    oye

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    Retroactively bang her in the third floor bathroom then ask life advice from a semi-pro life coach you might know, barter for services by banging the coach . This should result in a HOF worthy trip report, even by your standards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Suit View Post
    documenting your innocence in this thread is for sure a smart play
    ok - i laughed

    and the advice so far is what not to do - lol

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