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  1. 02-20-2018, 05:25 PM #1
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    Nobody here is living longer than me.

    Click here for immortality
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    im already dead

    i win
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  3. 02-20-2018, 05:36 PM #3
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    i end up with a hangover anymore after 2 so i hardly drink anymore because stopping at 2 sucks.
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  4. 02-20-2018, 05:48 PM #4
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    2 glasses of beer per day? Works for me!

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  5. 02-20-2018, 05:58 PM #5
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    I get every deduction in that article. If there's a weed deduction I may be immortal.
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  6. 02-20-2018, 06:10 PM #6
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    I enjoyed reading this part:
    It’s not bad to be skinny when you’re young but it’s very bad to be skinny when you’re old
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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    I get every deduction in that article. If there's a weed deduction I may be immortal.
    Beer = 18% reduction in premature death
    Exercise = 11%
    Hobby = 21%
    Coffee = 10%

    These %s are cumulative, right? 60% improvement!
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  8. 02-20-2018, 06:16 PM #8
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    sex and weed should put you over the top
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    Quote Originally Posted by El Chupacabra View Post
    These %s are cumulative, right?
    multipliers, actually
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  10. 02-20-2018, 06:23 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by mbillie1 View Post
    hell yeah. but:



    fyi if you are a writer of articles and you frame statistics in this way I will punch your nutsack
    I have a hobby of drinking coffee all day.
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  11. 02-20-2018, 06:52 PM #11
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    https://www.kff.org/other/state-indi...2:%22asc%22%7D

    in spite of the fact my people can't drive worth a shit the car accidents don't seem to be a determining factor in life expectancy ... AZN for the win eh?
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  12. 02-20-2018, 06:58 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    I get every deduction in that article. If there's a weed deduction I may be immortal.
    Although you may get points against for randomly falling over
    Well maybe I'm the faggot America
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  13. 02-20-2018, 07:06 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by plugboots View Post
    Although you may get points against for randomly falling over
    That's so 2017.

    We're moving on.
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  14. 02-20-2018, 08:34 PM #14
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    Probably so.
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  15. 02-21-2018, 06:24 AM #15
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    Schlivowitz, Ouzo, Grappa and other similar spirits are key to living long.... I hope
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  16. 02-21-2018, 07:53 AM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kenny Satch View Post
    Schlivowitz, Ouzo, Grappa and other similar spirits are key to living long.... I hope
    ^^^^^^^
    This. And surely single malt scotch will add years to my life.

    There can only be one.
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  17. 02-21-2018, 08:11 AM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    I have a hobby of drinking coffee all day.
    ...and I put Grand Marnier in the first two...you know, to cope with work.
    It makes perfect sense...until you think about it.

    I suspect there's logic behind the madness, but I'm too dumb to see it.
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  18. 02-21-2018, 09:28 AM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by flowing alpy View Post
    I don’t smoke weed anymore....
    Does that mean you don’t smoke it any less?
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    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.

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    It means he puts it in his coffee.
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  20. 02-21-2018, 09:56 AM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Norseman View Post
    It means he puts it in his coffee.
    That's a hobby, so +21%.
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  21. 02-21-2018, 11:00 AM #21
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    Live long, but maybe not with all your marbles.

    Using data from the French National Hospital Discharge database, the researchers found that alcohol-use disorders were diagnosed in 16.5% of the men with dementia and 4% of the women with dementia -- over twice as much as in those without dementia for both sexes.

    https://www.cnn.com/2018/02/20/healt...udy/index.html
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  22. 02-21-2018, 03:33 PM #22
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    Ha! I just came to post that.
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