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  1. #176
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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    Stop being an asshole. It's one fucking chair and an old school bus in the middle of the San Juans. Of course you should have a beacon.

    And, I have been there. Not skiing, but, at the base.
    rotfl. Well, I guess I stand corrected. rotflmao

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    Fuck off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nutmegchoi View Post
    I like Benny.
    He says as is and when he says something, there’s always something useful or funny.
    At least he takes time to think before he writes.
    Quote Originally Posted by nutmegchoi View Post
    He’s answers are never “fuck you” “shut up” “JONG!” “GTFO”... etc.
    Seriously, I just love nutmegchoi but this is too good to pass up.

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    Fuck off.
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    You too, peanut gallery.
    Thanks for bringing this thread back to reality.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nutmegchoi View Post
    I like Benny.
    He says as is and when he says something, there’s always something useful or funny.
    At least he takes time to think before he writes
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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    Does it now fit your old man drunken view of the world? Happy now?
    Thoughtful, funny, and useful.

    rotfl

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    Correct me if I'm wrong, but, I'm pretty sure that's the only CHAIR in America, at least, that requires a beacon for a ride.
    It's amazing, you were so clearly wrong. When confronted with clear evidence that you were wrong, rather than simply saying "my bad", you double down on the mistake.

    Where else have I seen this type of behavior in recent times?
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    Correct me if I'm wrong, but, I'm pretty sure that's the only CHAIR in America, at least, that requires a beacon for a ride.
    Re-phrased to make your point (which I get) that BB and Schlasman’s Lift are pretty rad - "it's one, on a very short list of lifts in the CONUS that requires a beacon to ride".

    Bummed I won't be able to make the BBI there this year, it's going to be a good time.

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    I Skied With Benny Profane Today !

    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    Yeah, I guess. The assholes still would have piled on. For fucks sake, there's some awfully unhappy people here.
    [shrug]You are skiing, and getting good conditions, keep on keeping on[/shrug]

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    Quote Originally Posted by ACH View Post
    Re-phrased to make your point (which I get) that BB and Schlasman’s Lift are pretty rad - "it's one, on a very short list of lifts in the CONUS that requires a beacon to ride".
    Or if he re-phrased his denial that Silverton is a ski area (which I don't get), or if he re-phrased his claim he'd been to Silverton (except not to ski), or...well, yeah if he'd said something different than what he did say, maybe he wouldn't have come across as a know-it-all douchebag. But yeah, keep on keeping on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper View Post
    rotfl. Well, I guess I stand corrected. rotflmao
    Gladstone CO is a real “locals only” kind of place

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    Jesus, you are one miserable son of a bitch. Hey, listen, you're right, I'm a know it all douchebag, you're ok. Feel better, you asshole? Tomorrow I'm going to ski on fresh snow on one of the world's great ski mountains, and you're not. Go fuck yourself. Go change your old mans diaper, maybe you'll feel better.
    Heh. There's a significant difference in our approaches here. I've been pointing out specifically where you're full of shit. OTOH, you're reduced to making up shit about me. Keep guessing, it suits your habitual bullshitting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    No beacon. Should get one, so I can hang with the cool kids.
    This is a good one, such a bargain at only $15.99.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tri-Ungulate View Post
    Stud finder? Nobody's going to find Benny with this.
    ​I am not in your hurry

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    Couple of funny posts^^^
    www.apriliaforum.com

    "If the road You followed brought you to this,of what use was the road"?

    "I have no idea what I am talking about but would be happy to share my biased opinions as fact on the matter. "
    Ottime

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    Quote Originally Posted by shredgnar View Post
    You posed the question. Actually the T at CB requires a beacon when they open too.
    Bzzzzzzz. Wrong answer bob. Beaconed skiers get priority to enter opening terrain but no requirement for getting to the top.

    http://www.skicb.com/information/safety

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    Quote Originally Posted by goldengatestinx View Post
    Bzzzzzzz. Wrong answer bob. Beaconed skiers get priority to enter opening terrain but no requirement for getting to the top.

    http://www.skicb.com/information/safety
    Funny things is, can you imagine how pissed off that guy at Big Sky woulda been if he was told he didn't have to have a beacon, but people with beacons got to go ahead of him???
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    No beacon. Should get one, so I can hang with the cool kids.
    Screw the net, Surf the backcountry!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    double down on the mistake. Where else have I seen this type of behavior in recent times?
    day traders


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    ski & ride jackets made in colorado
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    ok we'll come up with a solution by then makers....

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    I Skied With Benny Profane Today !

    Quote Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper View Post
    Thoughtful, funny, and useful.

    rotfl
    Eating my own foot and it doesn’t taste good.

    Benny, you are killing me here.

    How did this “feel good” turned “feel sour” so fast???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    How's your leg/hip whatever?
    Still healing.
    Not anymore broken though.
    Will take another 4 weeks on crutches.

    Now currently fighting flu.
    3rd day on Tamiflu and home quarantined.

    2018’s been nothing but the joy so far.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    I'm at Brighton right now. Its, relatively speaking, pretty sick right now.
    im sittin at home runnin e-smack holding your soli comp ticket waiting for your pm

    wanna hotbox the icecondo?
    "When the child was a child it waited patiently for the first snow and it still does"- Van "The Man" Morrison
    "I find I have already had my reward, in the doing of the thing" - Buzz Holmstrom
    "THIS IS WHAT WE DO"-AML -ski on in eternal peace
    "I have posted in here but haven't read it carefully with my trusty PoliAsshat antenna on."-DipshitDanno

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    No beacon. Should get one, so I can hang with the cool kids.
    Just get a studfinder and strap it to your chest. That will get you onto any chair in the country.

    Oops - I see triangulate beat me to it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GoldMember View Post
    triangulate
    so close yet so far!
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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    sfb and benny @ chez ice has solid comedic potential.

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    Wait, Benny was skiing Bridger at the same time I was up there with my old Bozeman pals and he is now at Brighton?

    I have out of town ski buddies coming in tonight or else I'd step up to the plate to hotbox the IcePad with Dibs, The fugitive, and Benny.

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    alright bunners im rollin up ill be the only earth tone dressed dude with stickers and dynawhompers on his kusalas
    i got some safety supplies a demo pair of kusalas beacon shovels probe and a sticker for u bros or helmet

    if i dont see you at b right on 4:20 soli village lot by the eagle springs west garage
    if your not there well i can say i did my job as the utarded bbi maggot community enhancement safety officer
    and go home and make plans and prepare to to bozonebbi and add to my never met a mag i didn't like list
    "When the child was a child it waited patiently for the first snow and it still does"- Van "The Man" Morrison
    "I find I have already had my reward, in the doing of the thing" - Buzz Holmstrom
    "THIS IS WHAT WE DO"-AML -ski on in eternal peace
    "I have posted in here but haven't read it carefully with my trusty PoliAsshat antenna on."-DipshitDanno

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