I Skied With Benny Profane Today !

**TahoeJ** · 02-26-2018, 07:14 PM

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**GoldMember** · 02-26-2018, 08:04 PM

So....did you pay her the $50 right there, on the spot?

**GoldMember** · 02-27-2018, 11:15 AM

Heh....yeah, I would imagine. Like a friend of mine said, though, the reason why a divorce is so expensive is that it's worth it.

**GoldMember** · 02-27-2018, 01:34 PM

Yep on closing and locking the gate. Same friend said they split everything evenly; she got everything from his past and he gets everything in his future.

**ACH** · 02-27-2018, 02:21 PM

Originally Posted by GoldMember

they split everything evenly; she got everything from his past and he gets everything in his future.

That right there is quote worthy

**Core Shot** · 05-04-2022, 12:20 PM

Originally Posted by Harry

All day long Benny was pulling food out of his pockets that he had kifed from the breakfast buffet. Some things never change....

Pocket meats shall henceforth be called Bennies

**Jong Lafitte** · 05-04-2022, 02:14 PM

So, do you think it’s OK if it’s not stolen from the buffet? Like say I have a couple of slim Jim’s I brought and offer one up, could I say “hey, want a ‘Bennie?’”

What if it’s not meat but it is stolen from the buffet? Like, maybe a soft boiled egg for the Alps flare? Still a Bennie?

What if I steal some goose liver pate? “Care for some Pate a la Bennie?”

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**wolfelot** · 05-11-2022, 06:11 AM

Did Benny get banned? Serious question.

**::: :::** · 05-11-2022, 06:30 AM

He got a week timeout; had a tantrum on return; lost his ability to delete threads wholesale; got frustrated trying to delete posts individually; and has apparently stopped posting of his own volition.