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02-15-2018, 08:07 PM #1
I Skied With Benny Profane Today !
Not gonna lie, I am prepared to eat major TGR shit over this. I skied with Benny Profane today.
A week or so ago, Benny posted in some random thread that he was headed to Montana on a ski trip. I thought "What a fucking bullshiter", but I posted "Hey Benny, let's go skiing!" and I figured that was the end of it. A bunch of other mags piled on and said "No way will Benny ever actually ski with a mag". How wrong I was....
I got a PM yesterday from Benny saying "Hey Harry, let's go skiing tomorrow." My first thought was that it was a joke. Met up with Benny for first chair on a 9 inch powder day and here is my report.
A) Benny is a genuinely nice guy, contrary to his online persona.
B) Benny fucking rips. He was on 191 Lhasa's, and he is a really good skier.
C) He can actually offload a chairlift without causing crippling injuries to both of us.
Skied from first chair till 3 pm with Benny and I had a great time. I make a new friend today.
Later on at 5 pm met up with him at the Riverhouse for beers and dinner. Great time.
I have given Benny a lot of shit over the years, but I take it all back. I will ski or socialize with him anytime.
Pic #1) Actual photo of Benny.
Pic #2) Me on the right, Benny on the left. Note Benny's 191 Lhasa's, and also note the snow over my knee's. No I did not fall down, that is from a run down Gun Mount that was seriously packed in with deep pow.
"Zee damn fat skis are ruining zee piste !" -Oscar Schevlin
"Hike up your skirt and grow a dick you fucking crybaby" -what Bunion said to Harry at the top of The Headwaters
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02-15-2018, 08:13 PM #2
Ha!
Cool
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02-15-2018, 08:20 PM #3
Well FKYA!
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02-15-2018, 08:20 PM #4Registered User
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Very cool. Not the first time somebody who has a combative online presence has turned out to be good peeps. Actually meant to say 2 people who clashed online.
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02-15-2018, 08:20 PM #5Registered User
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Awesome!
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02-15-2018, 08:23 PM #6Registered User
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HoF
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02-15-2018, 08:31 PM #7
Benny Profane skis Bridger?
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02-15-2018, 08:31 PM #8
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02-15-2018, 08:32 PM #9
This is badass and a momentous occasion to be inscribed within the annals of maggotdom. It was indeed a fine day of skiing.
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02-15-2018, 08:35 PM #10
None of that surprises me in the least. FKNA
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02-15-2018, 08:37 PM #11
I Skied With Benny Profane Today !
And no birds for the mags?
Well done, gentlemen!
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02-15-2018, 08:37 PM #12Registered User
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Get a room.
"Some folks may have the luxury to hold out for “the perfect.” But a lot of Americans are hurting right now and they can’t wait for that." - Hillary Clinton
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02-15-2018, 08:38 PM #13A) Benny is a genuinely nice guy, contrary to his online persona.
B) Benny fucking rips. He was on 191 Lhasa's, and he is a really good skier."The skis just popped me up out of the snow and I went screaming down the hill on a high better than any heroin junkie." She Ra
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02-15-2018, 08:42 PM #14
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02-15-2018, 08:53 PM #15"Zee damn fat skis are ruining zee piste !" -Oscar Schevlin
"Hike up your skirt and grow a dick you fucking crybaby" -what Bunion said to Harry at the top of The Headwaters
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02-15-2018, 09:03 PM #16"Zee damn fat skis are ruining zee piste !" -Oscar Schevlin
"Hike up your skirt and grow a dick you fucking crybaby" -what Bunion said to Harry at the top of The Headwaters
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02-15-2018, 09:07 PM #17?
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Nice TR
Own your fail. ~Jer~
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02-15-2018, 09:11 PM #18
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02-15-2018, 09:13 PM #19Rope->Dope
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Benny fucking rips
This is some Twilight Zone shit.
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02-15-2018, 09:18 PM #20
I Skied With Benny Profane Today !
I told you the grizzly bears were hibernating right now.
(That was just after I made you hand over all that bacon to me for safekeeping from the rampaging bears...)"Zee damn fat skis are ruining zee piste !" -Oscar Schevlin
"Hike up your skirt and grow a dick you fucking crybaby" -what Bunion said to Harry at the top of The Headwaters
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02-15-2018, 09:20 PM #21
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02-15-2018, 09:21 PM #22
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02-15-2018, 09:22 PM #23
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02-15-2018, 09:26 PM #24
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02-15-2018, 09:34 PM #25
Benny, go ski Bridger while you're out there. Way different than Big Sky but complimentary and also awesome.
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