I Skied With Benny Profane Today !

[MontuckyFried]

Is "I skied with Benny" the new Gaper Spirit Animal (GSA)? I think we all just may have found a favorite new TGR pastime to chase. I like it!

Or what about something along the lines of "Don't worry. I'm a local. I skied with Benny"? or "Got hotel bacon (or cold cuts)?"

Man. Now everybody around the world is going to be fighting for the chance to ski with him. Congratulations, Benny. You have now achieved proper TGR fame!

[nutmegchoi]

I see potential collection here.

[Harry]

Super neat!
Wonder if anyone will meet up with me at Killington this weekend?

Benny and I did not ski Deep South for a reason. That run is incredibly lame.

Harry skied with Benny.

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I want one of those. I will wear it at BBI.

Side question: has Harry ever posted a pic?

Sorry. No photos of me, nor use of my real name. I have a very public job here, and I could get in a lot of trouble over some of the things I post. I know a lot of mags IRL and they know what I do and why I need to remain anonymous.

Edit to add: I had Benny's permission to post that pic of him. Also for any pics at BBI I will be looking like an Olympic snowboarder.

[deepsouthmafia]

I hear that- I also wo’nt post my picture.
Agree to disagree on Deep South- GREAT run, perfect pitch, killer side pow. Love it!

[Harry]

^^ perfectly flat =/= perfect pitch.

[nutmegchoi]

I want one of those. I will wear it at BBI.

What size do you wear?
Let me clean up some graphics and see if I can press one for you.
It’ll be next couple weeks though.
When is BBI?

[liv2ski]

Honestly, I don't get the hate for Benny here, I think somewhere along the line people figured it was cool to get a dig in, though he does enjoy the curmudgeon role.

Lots of great comments in this thread, but I have to say I get Benny, so his curmudgeon schtick never threw me off that IRL he was likely a good guy.

[liv2ski]

What size do you wear?
Let me clean up some graphics and see if I can press one for you.
It’ll be next couple weeks though.
When is BBI?

Nutmegchoi, can you do a shirt that says ""Don't worry. I'm a local. I skied with Benny" in long sleeves? I would so pay for that. XL for us down hillers

[nutmegchoi]

I like Benny.
He says as is and when he says something, there’s always something useful or funny.
At least he takes time to think before he writes.

[XXX-er]

years of listening to a JONG

so now he has outed himself

either that or he has re-invented himself

[Sirshredalot]

Lift tickets all used up. I don't pay retail at 140. Too bad, lots of snow, and it looks like another foot by Monday. Montana is rocking right now. Slow way back to Colorado now, unless Utah bounces back fast, but, that looks unlikely. That one pissed me off. 17 tickets, and no snow.

Bridger is much, much less expensive for a day ticket and the forecast for Utah looks superb for Sunday-Tuesday.

Free advice because Harry vouches for you.

[liv2ski]

how can you be so sure?
BBI Bozo is in 2 weeks.

how bout a go fund bunny back to Harry 4 18BBI Bozo

Or don't these other spots offer Bring A Friend discount passes? I am sure local mags would hook Benny up.

[nutmegchoi]

how can you be so sure?
BBI Bozo is in 2 weeks.

how bout a go fund bunny back to Harry 4 18BBI Bozo

He’s answers are never “fuck you” “shut up” “JONG!” “GTFO”... etc.
If you are going to write more than a word or two, I would imagine you spent longer than 10 seconds to think before you write?

That GoFund title “Benny back to Harry” has sweet rhyme to it.

[El Chupacabra]

He’s answers are never “fuck you” “shut up” “JONG!” “GTFO”... etc.
If you are going to write more than a word or two, I would imagine you spent longer than 10 seconds to think before you write?

That GoFund title “Benny back to Harry” has sweet rhyme to it.

How about "When Harry Met Bunny" -

You had me at hello...

[BassBone]

Love following these sagas; i heard rumblings of Benny being a real person, glad to see the proof. And also like that he hasn't commented much on Harry despite being active in the thread.

I'd def slap a sticker on my case to compliment this guy...



...still waiting for someone to recognize it. Maybe a foolish hope but i BELIEVE.

[detrusor]

If ya ever get to the Wasatch I’d be up for gettin down


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[Diamond Joe]

Has anybody considered, Satan himself would probably be pretty chill skiing a powder day at Big Sky?







j/k I've never had any problems with Benny either

[nutmegchoi]

say what?

Those are the new vocabulary I’ve learned from TGR.
Haven’t used it in real thread yet though.

[Mofro261]

ah, real threads. The fabric of our lives.

[Bunion 2020]

Benny and I did not ski Deep South for a reason. That run is incredibly lame.

Now Harry, don't be a dick. Deep South on a sunny day when it is edgable and empty can be a blast. DSM colors it lame.

Sorry. No photos of me, nor use of my real name. I have a very public job here, and I could get in a lot of trouble over some of the things I post. I know a lot of mags IRL and they know what I do and why I need to remain anonymous.

I know and have skied and partied with Harry, for an old fart he is ok and just like most people who post here long term, he has a story and it isn't what you would expect at 1st glance.

[nutmegchoi]

Nutmegchoi, can you do a shirt that says ""Don't worry. I'm a local. I skied with Benny" in long sleeves? I would so pay for that. XL for us down hillers

Have you skied with Benny though?

[Meadow Skipper]

Lots of great comments in this thread, but I have to say I get Benny, so his curmudgeon schtick never threw me off that IRL he was likely a good guy.

I like Benny.
He says as is and when he says something, there’s always something useful or funny.
At least he takes time to think before he writes.

You guys are kidding, right?

He’s answers are never “fuck you” “shut up” “JONG!” “GTFO”... etc.

You had to see this coming:

Oh, fuck you, hippy.

https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/...89#post4744889

That only took a minute. But I'm pretty sure he has "fuck you"'d me. Not sayin' that I didn't deserve it.

But don't let me put any sand in the Benny love vaseline.

[Ted Striker]

But don't let me put any sand in the Benny love vaseline.

[hawkgt]

Lift tickets all used up. I don't pay retail at 140. Too bad, lots of snow, and it looks like another foot by Monday. Montana is rocking right now. Slow way back to Colorado now, unless Utah bounces back fast, but, that looks unlikely. That one pissed me off. 17 tickets, and no snow.

when / where you skiing in CO? feels like the snow is finally starting

[WTF is dat]

I hear that- I also wo’nt post my picture.
Agree to disagree on Deep South- GREAT run, perfect pitch, killer side pow. Love it!

Dude you are too obvious with your trolling.

It is a fine art. You need to be a bit more subtle. 4/10