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  1. #1
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    Wanna roll a few frames tomorrow?

    That's the question posed to me late last night. I'm going bowling today for the first time in forever and I'm so fucking stoked.

    I've got the PBA on tv just to get fired up for a few hours of luke warm pitchers of shitty beer, high fives, and leaving a lot of buckets.

    I still call it The Jake.

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    Bowling is awesome
    make every day count

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    Maybe you'll see Chris Paul and his insurance agent down there.

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    Some of those NBA dudes can fucking roll.


    There is something seriously awesome about letting the ol Ebonite Gyro go and seeing her hook right into the pocket to blow up the pins. Hell, bottle the ambient noise of a bowling alley and you got something sweeter than Yoo-Hoo.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    I've always wanted a cool bowling shirt

    don't forget to pack your glock in your bowling bag

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YedqV4Gl_us
    Lee Lau - xxx-er is the laziest Asian canuck I know

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    Shut the fuck up donnie

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    I wish i could be like SkiFishBum

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    Bowling is fun.

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    First turkey of the afternoon is getting a loud, slightly inappropriate, GOBBLE GOBBLE MOTHERFUCKER! yelled out across the lanes.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    I can smell the fried foods, stale cigarette smoke, empty beer bottles, and despair from here.

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    Don't forget the stinky rental shoes.

    Let's do some livin'
    After, we die

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    Bowling done went and got pricey. Went bowling with some friends recently. 3 adults, 4 kids, 2 lanes, 3 games each lane, few pitchers of shitty beer and some crappy food for the kids. Total was well over $200. Good times, though.
    Remind me. We'll send him a red cap and a Speedo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mazderati View Post
    I can smell the fried foods, stale cigarette smoke, empty beer bottles, and despair from here.


    Quote Originally Posted by bagtagley View Post
    Bowling done went and got pricey. Went bowling with some friends recently. 3 adults, 4 kids, 2 lanes, 3 games each lane, few pitchers of shitty beer and some crappy food for the kids. Total was well over $200. Good times, though.
    Seriously. I insisted on the lanes with a fine patina that Maz describes over the 'lifestyle lanes' of Midtown Bowl.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Sadly, that place burned down last winter. Lifestyle is our only option now.
    Remind me. We'll send him a red cap and a Speedo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Hell, bottle the ambient noise of a bowling alley and you got something sweeter than Yoo-Hoo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bagtagley View Post
    Sadly, that place burned down last winter. Lifestyle is our only option now.
    Why does death by fire sound like a perfectly fitting end for a bowling alley?
    I still call it The Jake.

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    I recall a lot of good times at the local college bowling alley. Thursday night was townie regular get together. After hitting two of three happy hours at the bars in stumbling distance it was off to the student center for billiards and bowling.
    make every day count

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    I'm telling ya, someone needs to open a bowling alley/nudie bar. Just need me some investors.



    Named "blue balls"...

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    Micro brewery and lanes

    Call it Big Labrewski
    make every day count

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    Quote Originally Posted by XXX-er View Post
    I've always wanted a cool bowling shirt

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    That's the question posed to me late last night. I'm going bowling today for the first time in forever and I'm so fucking stoked.

    I've got the PBA on tv just to get fired up for a few hours of luke warm pitchers of shitty beer, high fives, and leaving a lot of buckets.

    H there, would you like to roll some balls...


    "Some folks may have the luxury to hold out for “the perfect.” But a lot of Americans are hurting right now and they can’t wait for that." - Hillary Clinton

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    Quote Originally Posted by FLS View Post
    No it would be something cool & vintage with a kitzy sponsors name like "Bob's body shop " or sft
    Lee Lau - xxx-er is the laziest Asian canuck I know

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    Quote Originally Posted by scottyb View Post
    Micro brewery and lanes

    Call it Big Labrewski
    That's not terrible.

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    Wanna roll a few frames tomorrow?

    Love to roll the rock. Bowling league is the original social network. My high school had bowling instead of PE our senior year.
    Not a fan of the new luxury lanes of today with expensive drinks and trippy lights. They rarely oil those lanes or just dump fucktons of it on there.
    I carry a 200 average - always watch out for bowlers wearing golf shirts. Dollar a pin anyone?

    Edit: I am a fan however of fancy bowling like this one in Nashville. So chic.
    https://www.pinewoodsocial.com
    "One season per year, the gods open the skies, and releases a white, fluffy, pillow on top of the most forbidding mountain landscapes, allowing people to travel over them with ease and relative abandonment of concern for safety. It's incredible."

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    Our local dive bowl went of business and is now a brewery.

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    roll that die already will you
    "knowledgeable in escapades of the flesh"

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