Ikon Pass

**gretch6364** · 03-03-2020, 01:44 PM

We don't need Benny here.

#LeaveBennyOutEast

**Benny Profane** · 03-03-2020, 03:30 PM

Oh, I'm coming, sho nuff. Except, it has seemed to have stop snowing. That's not good. Long drive.

**Benny Profane** · 03-03-2020, 03:34 PM

Originally Posted by yellofin

Isn’t it better than always sleeping alone bunny

Hey motherfucker, you're back. Hey, really, tell me about the powder stashes you found at Killington on Saturday (Saturday!), two days after I skied that little storm.

And you call me a gaper. What, are you one of those Pa. dorks I'm forced to ride a chair with who tell me what it's all about at a mountain I've skied for 35 years? I'll bet.

**slatham** · 03-03-2020, 03:40 PM

Originally Posted by Benny Profane

They are now owned by Alterra.

Stratton was already owned and had only 5 days this year. Again, on a base pass I wasn't expecting unlimited.

**Benny Profane** · 03-03-2020, 03:50 PM

You're doing it wrong if you ski Stratton.

**Benny Profane** · 03-03-2020, 04:27 PM

Originally Posted by Elkhound Odin

I stayed at the Weston Snowmass five nights first week of February for less than $500 total. Thought that was pretty good deal for slopeside access

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I dont see anything less than 1100 for 5, end of March.

**skaredshtles** · 03-03-2020, 04:29 PM

Originally Posted by Benny Profane

I dont see anything less than 1100 for 5, end of March.

Spring Break, yo!

**gretch6364** · 03-03-2020, 04:32 PM

Aspen is just too expensive....no reason to come. Its all rich fucks stomping down the pow on any decent terrain. Can we move on now?

**Benny Profane** · 03-03-2020, 04:39 PM

Originally Posted by skaredshtles

Spring Break, yo!

Haha, you're right, I should know this shit from living in Summit. That's the last week of a brutal month. Then, suddenly, poof, people gone, including employees and locals trickling out to Moab and the islands. I changed the dates to the week after, and it dropped a lot, and then the week after that, which is solidly April, and the prices nearly half.
So, since I want to do Abasin early April, which I know is good, does Aspen get some around that time, too? Its lower. I'm guessing the town is practically green.

**californiagrown** · 03-03-2020, 04:43 PM

Originally Posted by Benny Profane

No, asshole, explain yourself.

Like a fucking teenager throwing spitballs in the back of the room.

You throw spitballs? Ewww. Gapers class clown over here.

**PNWbrit** · 03-03-2020, 04:45 PM

Originally Posted by Benny Profane

I should know this shit from living in Summit..

Bwahhhhhh.....

**Vt-Freeheel** · 03-03-2020, 04:47 PM

It's gold Jerry! Gold!

**Meadow Skipper** · 03-03-2020, 04:58 PM

Originally Posted by PNWbrit

Bwahhhhhh.....

Beat me to it.

**Benny Profane** · 03-03-2020, 05:17 PM

Originally Posted by PNWbrit

Bwahhhhhh.....

Where the fuck do you live? Oh, and how's your snow? Ironic how a Vermont loser chimes in as a cheerleader.

**Benny Profane** · 03-03-2020, 05:18 PM

Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper

Beat me to it.

Any more fantastic housing deals, genius? I'm waiting, asshole.

**PNWbrit** · 03-03-2020, 05:21 PM

Originally Posted by Benny Profane

Oh, and how's your snow?

Pretty damn good good, thanks.

**Meadow Skipper** · 03-03-2020, 05:24 PM

Originally Posted by Benny Profane

Any more fantastic housing deals, genius? I'm waiting, asshole.

Shit, if I’d known you‘d claim to live in Summit County I wouldn’t have bothered making you look like an idiot. Or actually, I’d have worked with that, but you saved me the trouble. Moron.

**Benny Profane** · 03-03-2020, 05:27 PM

Originally Posted by Vt-Freeheel

It's gold Jerry! Gold!

Are you all excited about tonight's rain, is that it? Should be great. Hey, I just saw that god may trickle a inch on you this weekend, so you can go out and "tour" in the pow. Have fun.

**Benny Profane** · 03-03-2020, 05:28 PM

Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper

Shit, if I’d known you‘d claim to live in Summit County I wouldn’t have bothered making you look like an idiot. Or actually, I’d have worked with that, but you saved me the trouble. Moron.

How'd you make me look like an idiot? The 100 dollar deal? Did you read the fine print, idiot?

**Meadow Skipper** · 03-03-2020, 05:32 PM

Originally Posted by Benny Profane

How'd you make me look like an idiot? The 100 dollar deal? Did you read the fine print, idiot?

You make a fair point there, because to be accurate you actually make yourself look like an idiot. I only pointed it out.

**Benny Profane** · 03-03-2020, 05:36 PM

You dont have shit right now. Take a nap.

**skaredshtles** · 03-03-2020, 05:39 PM

Great - now I want to take a nap.

**Shredhead** · 03-03-2020, 06:03 PM

Originally Posted by Benny Profane

So, since I want to do Abasin early April, which I know is good, does Aspen get some around that time, too? Its lower. I'm guessing the town is practically green.

Aspen has better spring skiing than Abay, at that time. More vert, more exposures, better terrain.
Come here first, leave Summit for after we close.

Snowmass has more affordable housing and is great for families. But Ballers have to stay in town.
Eat the bar menus at high end restaurants, see a show at the Belly Up, shag rich MILF’s.

Think of it as an investment.