Page 1 of 2 1 2 LastLast
Results 1 to 25 of 26
  1. #1
    Join Date
    Sep 2014
    Location
    40°39'32.94"N 111°35'45.68"W
    Posts
    740

    Alta is for skiers...and thieves apparently

    Hey @$$hole who stole my poles from out front the ski shop at Goldminers Daughter. F#CK YOU! You didn’t think I’d walk every rack till I found them, did you? If I didn’t have to wait in an hour line for the mountain collective, I’d have waited by your skis just for the opportunity to punch you in your bitch ass face. My buddy saw you ski up to the Collins lift, poleless, only to magically conjure up a set of poles as people locked their boots down at the top. You are scum and I hope you snap your tib/fib deep in the trees and wait in agony for hours till ski patrol finds your thieving soul.

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Mar 2011
    Location
    North,NorthEast
    Posts
    3,547
    That’s a pretty steep penalty for stealing poles.. still super shitty though, and...

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Oct 2008
    Location
    Colorado
    Posts
    5,517
    Damn it!

    You could have set the din on his skis at 1 and didn’t do it?


    Sent from my iPhone using TGR Forums
    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    Keystone is fucking lame. But, deadly.

  4. #4
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Location
    37ft above the hood
    Posts
    16,576

    Alta is for skiers...and thieves apparently

    he took your poles when you were fussing with your boots?
    Zone Controller

    "He wants to be a pro, bro, not some schmuck." - Hugh Conway

    "DigitalDeath would kick my ass. He has the reach of a polar bear." - Crass3000

  5. #5
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Location
    In rain shadow of the Sierra CC,NV
    Posts
    3,859
    See...this is why they should allow snowboarders...

    ...Remember, those who think Global Warming is Fake, also think that Adam & Eve were Real...

  6. #6
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Location
    CO
    Posts
    2,206
    Quote Originally Posted by Kinnikinnick View Post
    Damn it!

    You could have set the din on his skis at 1 and didn’t do it?


    Sent from my iPhone using TGR Forums
    No, you set one ski to 1 and max out the other.

  7. #7
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Location
    Truckee & Nor Cal
    Posts
    15,608
    And you didn't move his skis somewhere else????

  8. #8
    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    Location
    here and there
    Posts
    18,560
    Someone stole my bike water bottle back in 1988.

    Unfortunately my bike was still attached to it.
    watch out for snakes

  9. #9
    Join Date
    May 2007
    Location
    Sandy, Utah
    Posts
    14,410
    Were these like some panda poles or something? I mean I've heard of some thefts here or there at alta, but this seems weird for some reason. Glad you found em.

    Sent from my XT1650 using TGR Forums mobile app

  10. #10
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Location
    37ft above the hood
    Posts
    16,576
    Quote Originally Posted by TahoeJ View Post
    And you didn't move his skis somewhere else????
    Ahhahah y like put them in the shitter
    Zone Controller

    "He wants to be a pro, bro, not some schmuck." - Hugh Conway

    "DigitalDeath would kick my ass. He has the reach of a polar bear." - Crass3000

  11. #11
    Join Date
    Oct 2008
    Location
    Colorado
    Posts
    5,517
    Quote Originally Posted by zartagen View Post
    No, you set one ski to 1 and max out the other.
    Or dogshit all over them, or SOMETHING!


    Sent from my iPhone using TGR Forums
    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    Keystone is fucking lame. But, deadly.

  12. #12
    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    Location
    here and there
    Posts
    18,560
    Coat his skis top and bottom with expanding foam.
    watch out for snakes

  13. #13
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Location
    Not Brooklyn
    Posts
    8,313
    Someone stole my poles at Sugarloaf when I was 13 or so. Found them on a ski rack hanging on the thief's skis. Moved the skis to a rack on the other side of the lodge. Seemed fair.

    Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-G930A using TGR Forums mobile app

  14. #14
    Join Date
    Dec 2005
    Location
    Central OR
    Posts
    5,961
    Some idiot stole my Olin Mark IVs back in the early 80’s at a MN Hill. I knew the lift crew well; two of them scoured the parking lot with me, and caught the thief trying to leave with my skis in his pickup. He got a nice beat-down before the cops arrived. That was satisfying.

  15. #15
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Location
    37ft above the hood
    Posts
    16,576
    Quote Originally Posted by Flyoverland Captive View Post
    Some idiot stole my Olin Mark IVs back in the early 80’s at a MN Hill. I knew the lift crew well; two of them scoured the parking lot with me, and caught the thief trying to leave with my skis in his pickup. He got a nice beat-down before the cops arrived. That was satisfying.
    What hill
    Zone Controller

    "He wants to be a pro, bro, not some schmuck." - Hugh Conway

    "DigitalDeath would kick my ass. He has the reach of a polar bear." - Crass3000

  16. #16
    Join Date
    Apr 2012
    Location
    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    Posts
    11,676
    Dog shit under the heel piece?

  17. #17
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Location
    CO
    Posts
    2,206
    Quote Originally Posted by scottyb View Post
    Coat his skis top and bottom with expanding foam.
    I always carry that with me.

  18. #18
    Join Date
    Dec 2005
    Location
    Central OR
    Posts
    5,961
    Quote Originally Posted by digitaldeath View Post
    What hill
    Wild Mtn.

  19. #19
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Location
    37ft above the hood
    Posts
    16,576
    Quote Originally Posted by Flyoverland Captive View Post
    Wild Mtn.
    Figures
    Zone Controller

    "He wants to be a pro, bro, not some schmuck." - Hugh Conway

    "DigitalDeath would kick my ass. He has the reach of a polar bear." - Crass3000

  20. #20
    Join Date
    Dec 2005
    Location
    Central OR
    Posts
    5,961
    Quote Originally Posted by Flyoverland Captive View Post
    Wild Mtn.
    Yep. I saw a lot of trashy shit there back in the day; lots of arrests. Fun times!

  21. #21
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Location
    37ft above the hood
    Posts
    16,576
    Quote Originally Posted by Flyoverland Captive View Post
    Yep. I saw a lot of trashy shit there back in the day; lots of arrests. Fun times!
    Taylor’s falls is a wild place. Close to Wisconsin too so all the rats scurry across the state line
    Zone Controller

    "He wants to be a pro, bro, not some schmuck." - Hugh Conway

    "DigitalDeath would kick my ass. He has the reach of a polar bear." - Crass3000

  22. #22
    Join Date
    Dec 2005
    Location
    Central OR
    Posts
    5,961
    WI drinking age was 18, while MN was 19; lots of drunken antics in the border towns. We’d buy beer in St. Croix, then ski Wild until close. Young and dumb.

  23. #23
    Join Date
    Mar 2008
    Location
    northern BC
    Posts
    30,810
    back in the day some guy at the bar got outed at apres ski as a pole thief

    without missing a beat the apres ski band broke into "Maneater" by Hall and Oates

    except the lead singer changed the words to pole stealer ... too funny
    Lee Lau - xxx-er is the laziest Asian canuck I know

  24. #24
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Location
    37ft above the hood
    Posts
    16,576
    My alcoholic frenemy stole my car scraper yesterday. It snowed today. Fucking rats
    Zone Controller

    "He wants to be a pro, bro, not some schmuck." - Hugh Conway

    "DigitalDeath would kick my ass. He has the reach of a polar bear." - Crass3000

  25. #25
    Join Date
    Dec 2010
    Location
    Last Best City in the Last Best Place
    Posts
    7,237
    Quote Originally Posted by Flyoverland Captive View Post
    WI drinking age was 18, while MN was 19; lots of drunken antics in the border towns. We’d buy beer in St. Croix, then ski Wild until close. Young and dumb.
    Ha, I remember those 18/19 drinking age days. The bars in Hudson would advertise on Mpls radio for happy hours....4 for 1 drinks early, then 3 for 1, then 2 for 1...by then we were wasted of course, driving back to the cities drunk. Smart! Just one of the many aspects of my youth that leaves me smh and wondering how I ever survived.

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •