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  1. 01-10-2018, 10:03 AM #1
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    I Need A New Mistress

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  2. 01-10-2018, 10:04 AM #2
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    All kinds of professional talent @ the King Cole Bar.
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    ^^Yup or go on one of the Sugar Daddy sites and help some young lass with her higher education.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jgb@etree View Post
    All kinds of professional talent @ the King Cole Bar.
    This is hilarious, it’s the same at every St. Regis.
    I still call it The Jake.
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  5. 01-10-2018, 11:40 AM #5
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    I hear opioids are nice. Might be more convenient than a traditional mistress.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cruiser View Post
    I hear opioids are nice. Might be more convenient than a traditional mistress.
    probably cheaper and more healthy too.
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  7. 01-10-2018, 11:54 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by jgb@etree View Post
    All kinds of professional talent @ the King Cole Bar.
    Funny you say that...
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  8. 01-10-2018, 01:29 PM #8
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    Nothing funny about it. With Rothmann's closed, that seems to be one of the better spots in the area to pick up a high end hooker
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  9. 01-10-2018, 01:38 PM #9
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    Let's just say King Cole is 20 yards from my office and my impression of the place has been as you described.
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    Who here gots the advice?
    PM Rontele

    Unless you want a fat soccer mom. In that case, contact digitaldeath
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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    PM Rontele

    Unless you want a fat soccer mom. In that case, contact digitaldeath
    this is the best you can do


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    you are undoubtedly the lowliest user on the entire forum
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    So says the chubby chaser
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    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    So says the pussy slayer

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  17. 01-10-2018, 02:52 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by St. Jerry View Post
    Let's just say King Cole is 20 yards from my office and my impression of the place has been as you described.
    I know. I remember you posting a pic from your low floor office window looking across 5th at St. Thomas' in the 'your view right now thread' some time ago.

    And the scene at the King Cole bar is exactly as I described it.

    The bad news is that i doubt they carry Miller Lite.

    +++vibes+++
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    Quote Originally Posted by jgb@etree View Post
    I know. I remember you posting a pic from your low floor office window looking across 5th at St. Thomas' in the 'your view right now thread' some time ago.

    And the scene at the King Cole bar is exactly as I described it.

    The bad news is that i doubt they carry Miller Lite.

    +++vibes+++
    You're scaring me now...

    And yes, Miller Lite is the best lite beer. Also Gaga has talent.
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    What did you do with the old one?
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    I read the title as " I need a new mattress". Confusing thread under those circumstances.
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    Quote Originally Posted by flyandski365 View Post
    I read the title as " I need a new mattress". Confusing thread under those circumstances.
    You can get those at the Ritz too
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    Quote Originally Posted by St. Jerry View Post
    You're scaring me now...

    And yes, Miller Lite is the best lite beer. Also Gaga has talent.
    Sad.
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    Why would you want a mistress? That’s two women telling you what they want and/or what to do....
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    The ones you find in bars, don’t really interest me.

    Hiking up Smuggler or the Rim trail, with your dog, seems to yield a much higher quality MILF.
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