ideas for DIY removeable liner for car that will be packed with skis?

[digitaldeath]

Is op some type of neat freak maniac sex pervert?

I dunno dude get some sleeping bags, then when ur pussy hurts u can jerk off into them after first run

[MakersTeleMark]

Can someone recommend me a diy liner for my roof box that I can't reach?

I can draw you a template, but you will need to hire someone to fabricate something from it, then rent a scissor lift.

[El Chupacabra]

I can just hear it--"DAAAAAD! He's hitting me!!! Make him stop!!!!!" " It's her fault. She's in my space." " Shut up you two or we're turning around right now!" "NOOOO! I wanna go skiing!!" [from the roof box]

FIFY

[MakersTeleMark]

FIFY

[from the roofbox, sliding down the bunny slope]

[old goat]

FIFY

[from the roofbox, sliding down the bunny slope]

heh heh
There has to be a video somewhere of someone doing that but I can't find one. Help me out here.

[stuckathuntermtn]

I triggered the jong. Hehehe.

[Bobcat Sig]

This thread is internet gold.

[NorCalNomad]

OK Brah, I decided to shave my balls and use the pubes to line the Audi's cargo area. I will put the kids in the roof box, but since I don't have roof rails I will just tow it behind me, dragging on the ground. Bumper sliding, but much safer because they will be in the box. I also bought some new carbon touring boots just for driving and I put some Kingpins on the brake and gas pedals because they are supposed to release in a crash, right? Touring is cool, right? Brah!
And I am just going to have my AUDI detailed every day because I am better than all you tards and then reline with Briana Bank's freshly shorn gooch hair because that is shaved daily but the same chick that does my nether-regions. And it's so soft! it smells like a mixture of conditioner and santorum... just like ME!
Finally, I will get a high quality German-made liquid-tight tarp and cut it and sew myself a really nice and tight thong and wear it whenever I am posting on TGR because it keeps all of my jizz-o contained that constantly spews as I read the amazing posts here. Sitting on my heated stool makes it all juicy like in a slow-cooker. I will probably do the thong with the built in suspenders because that's what ALL the dentists wear at the conventions I go to in Bangkok.

Thanks to all who made constructive posts. I am really not worried about skis flying around in the car if I were to wreck. I am going to get that LL Bean blanket tomorrow and make a juicy ski burrito. If that thing goes flying in the car, it will be the least of our worries!
For years I have driven to and from the mountains with an empty thule box on the roof and I always look forward to the day when I can take that thing off in April (or May!). It has skis in it for the very short ride to and from the cabin to the hill. In fact, I often just shove them in the car. I have the mega-box and putting it on and off is a PITA with the normal height car. On the stupid big SUV it's a real pain.
I just ordered some roof crossbars from Thule so if I end up putting the box on, so be it. It will probably go on for some trips anyway.

My season has been great so far, with probably more days out so far than mouthfuls of baby batter gargled by [insert name here] in the last few hours.

[detrusor]

Made my day. Having had a molded out minivan from the skis inside despite the tarps/mats etc I can only back the box.

I didn’t try pubes though.


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[PNWbrit]

OK Brah, I decided to shave my balls and use the pubes to line the Audi's cargo area.

A=4πr2

[old goat]

The only hope you have is to accept the fact that your car is already trashed. All skiing depends up it.


while we're at it

[reckless toboggan]

The only hope you have is to accept the fact that your car is already trashed. All skiing depends up it.

At some point, every ski is a rock ski.

At some point, every car is a ski car.

[iceclimb]

Sorry.... why 2 pairs of skis each of he lives 5 minutes from the hill?

[MakersTeleMark]

Sorry.... why 2 pairs of skis each of he lives 5 minutes from the hill?

Have you never watched a world cup race?

You don't pose with your race steeds!

[iceclimb]

I am impressed.... a whole World Cup family!

[Bobcat Sig]

5 minutes from the hill? You can walk back to your cabin and grab your skis.

[MakersTeleMark]

It's actually ski in/out, but he obviously likes to bring a lot of shit with him to the hill.

[Danno]

I can see not wanting to put the box on the rooftop IF you have to regularly park in a garage and the box makes your car too tall. That is what happens to me every winter on my commute to work, instead of using the parking garage park and ride that is 1 mile from my house, I have to drive to a parking lot park and ride 5 miles from my house, because my Sequoia won't fit in the garage with the box on top.

But I still put the damn box on top during ski season, and climb up there to put skis in it, because fuck, what else am I gonna do, put the skis in the back?

[splat]

Just get a quiver drone and call it good.

[SB]

Quiver drone is brilliant!

Do they work for kayaks and Mtn bikes?

[Skidog]

It's actually ski in/out, but he obviously likes to bring a lot of shit with him to the hill.

Needs everyone to see his fancy ride.

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[old goat]

Quiver drone is brilliant!

Do they work for kayaks and Mtn bikes?

can you put skis in an avalauncher?