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    Wine allergies?

    I've been dating a girl for about 6 months who has a terrible wine allergy (she says its the sulfites).

    However, the symptoms only present themselves after about 5 glasses and typically include abusive behavior, slurred speech, diminished motor skills, and a touch of racism.

    Is this really an allergy or am I just dating another alcoholic?

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    Switch to liquor.

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    It is sometimes called an allergy which I never really fully embraced but I get it. I mean, if I am truly allergic to something, I work to stay away from it. But it is more of a runny nose stuffy head kind thing for me.
    So yeah, just a run of the mill alchie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Parvo View Post
    I've been dating a girl for about 6 months who has a terrible wine allergy (she says its the sulfites).

    However, the symptoms only present themselves after about 5 glasses and typically include abusive behavior, slurred speech, diminished motor skills, and a touch of racism.

    Is this really an allergy or am I just dating another alcoholic?

    What does she look like naked?
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    What does she look like naked?
    We need to see if there is a rash involved with this allergy.
    Well maybe I'm the faggot America
    I'm not a part of a redneck agenda

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    So what happens if she drinks beer or any other liquor and is she better in bed with or without the wine ?

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    Is she white?

    Try steering her away from Chardonnay.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Most common wine allergy is flushed skin, congestion, maybe some GI symptoms... I am sure you could probably have full blown anaphylaxis to, but I have never witnessed that. Its super common in people of asian decent. Red is a bigger trigger than white (for most).

    I wouldn't really refer to those as allergy symptoms, rather they are the expected effects of that volume of alcohol.

    But, really ... its impossible to diagnose with out tit pics.
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    Just keep her downing the booze of what ever variety. She will build up an immunity at some point.

    And yeah naked pics while she is passed out would be fine.
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    It could be the polypropylene glycol. Do you have an anti freeze tester?
    Do you know how to insert it?

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    Suggest trying der Poopenhausen

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    Quote Originally Posted by Parvo View Post
    Is this really an allergy or am I just dating another alcoholic?
    what does the last alcoholic you dated think about this one?
    might help with some perspective

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    She sounds fine.

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    Just stopped by to say this thread is awesome.

    Every fucking post.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scottyb View Post

    And yeah naked pics while she is passed out would be fine.
    With her consent of course



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    Quote Originally Posted by Parvo View Post
    I've been dating a girl for about 6 months who has a terrible wine allergy (she says its the sulfites).

    However, the symptoms only present themselves after about 5 glasses and typically include abusive behavior, slurred speech, diminished motor skills, and a touch of racism.

    Is this really an allergy or am I just dating another alcoholic?
    Call coach.

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    Tell her to try a lude as an antidote to this allergic reaction.

    And don't forget the pics after that.

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    Per Dr. Huxtable, have her take some Benadryl with the wine, then der Poopenhausen

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    Quote Originally Posted by Parvo View Post
    I've been dating a girl for about 6 months who has a terrible wine allergy (she says its the sulfites).

    However, the symptoms only present themselves after about 5 glasses and typically include abusive behavior, slurred speech, diminished motor skills, and a touch of racism.

    Is this really an allergy or am I just dating another alcoholic?
    Sounds like a keeper.

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    What does she do on glass 6? Probably worth finding out before you make your next move.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Parvo View Post
    am I just dating another alcoholic?
    Why don’t you ask the other alcoholic?
    Well maybe I'm the faggot America
    I'm not a part of a redneck agenda

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    Quote Originally Posted by plugboots View Post
    Why don’t you ask the other alcoholic?
    Already hit that one, sorry

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    Does she often wear pantsuits? If so, there's your problem.

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    Eiffel Tower. Call a bro in for the assist.

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