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  1. #251
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    holy early season fuck ups> Get Well ; and don't get hooked on pain pills!

    Maybe you can sue the Air ,for tripping you midflight???
    ski paintingshttp://michael-cuozzo.fineartamerica.com" horror has a face; you must make a friend of horror...horror and moral terror.. are your friends...if not, they are enemies to be feared...the horror"....col Kurtz

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  3. #253
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    that Leslie clip was great ! may as well clip him the full ''Meaning of Life'' movie too / someone's got time on their hands / with a broken pelvis, his wrist may get as weak as his legs, while laid up.
    ski paintingshttp://michael-cuozzo.fineartamerica.com" horror has a face; you must make a friend of horror...horror and moral terror.. are your friends...if not, they are enemies to be feared...the horror"....col Kurtz

  4. #254
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    Some exercises for you work on while you rehab your pelvis.


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    Hey Iceman how you feeling? Been there before, vibes being sent your way. quick healing and hopefully you back on the plank soon. heal up fast brotha

  6. #256
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    Thanks steezy. I'm doing pretty much as well as you could hope for. Still hoping to get out there at least a little in the late season but we'll see.


    Quote Originally Posted by muted View Post
    ...hope the flight isn't super painful. How do you fly with a broken pelvis anyways?
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    And that's how I did it. Long fucking day but I'm home in one piece.

  7. #257
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    Good to hear, heal up man

  8. #258
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    Just don't forget, 4/20's on the Green.

  9. #259
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    Good to hear you made it home, that had to be hard.

    Hope you get your share of eggnog this holiday.
    watch out for snakes

  10. #260
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    the wife gots a we made it home text
    i skied with the bmc today
    made turns 4 u
    heal ups hopes to see ya over the holidays
    and ski ya again yet this season
    "When the child was a child it waited patiently for the first snow and it still does"- Van "The Man" Morrison
    "I find I have already had my reward, in the doing of the thing" - Buzz Holmstrom
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  11. #261
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grange View Post
    Some exercises for you work on while you rehab your pelvis.
    Yeah, I don't think it's for singing. Definitely for something to do with a pelvis, though. Just not one's own.
    No longer stuck.

    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Yeah, I don't think it's for singing. Definitely for something to do with a pelvis, though. Just not one's own.
    https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.men...clitoris%3famp

  13. #263
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    Quote Originally Posted by muted View Post
    Good luck, hope the flight isn't super painful. How do you fly with a broken pelvis anyways?
    Don't flap your wings too hard?

  14. #264
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    Figured I'd throw in an update since I just spoke with the man himself, and he is indeed settled in at home getting ready to basically wait for his pelvis parts to mend themselves over the next 6-8 weeks. But he sounds in good spirits and pretty much as he always does--sounds especially good considering, and obviously knows this type of injury can be a lot worse. Hopefully it all goes to plan and he'll even get some skiing in around spring. Rough one, but for this type of injury I think he did about as well as a person could.
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    Best wishes ice heal fast
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    skiing is hiking all day so that you can ski on shitty gear for 5 minutes.

  16. #266
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    you're going to have to ease up on the downstroke while beating your meat, ice! maybe tape a tack down there or something.

  17. #267
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    Oh no! Heal up!
    Ich bitte dich nur, weck mich nicht.

  18. #268
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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    yeah I'm still in the damn hospital and busted up but it's going in the right direction. Funny reading here over the past few days, thanks.

    For the record I do have a a a real actual smartphone, the issue with TGR on the phone is that I don't know my password or what email used to register all those years ago but the real problem is I've never cared enough to try to fix it. I rarely read forums on the phone and hate typing much on it, so I just haven't bothered straightening it out.
    ftr i offered my account and i couda easily been a 10ker now
    hope them coffee beans helped
    they do me
    thanks op
    "When the child was a child it waited patiently for the first snow and it still does"- Van "The Man" Morrison
    "I find I have already had my reward, in the doing of the thing" - Buzz Holmstrom
    "THIS IS WHAT WE DO"-AML -ski on in eternal peace
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    yer welcome
    I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.

  20. #270
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    Yeah the bean are a good thing, I wasn't going though them too fast but they are handy now for sure. Eagerly anticipating the arrival of a new care package whose contents I only partially understand at this point but it will be fun to explore.

    I have the advantage of having spent about 6 months on crutches many years ago, so I can get around and the technical aspects of locomotion aren't too bad, although stairs still suck. But I'm having a hard time figuring out how to carry stuff and can't remember how I used to do it. Like, how do you carry a bowl of cereal from the counter to the table? Spent about 10 minutes on that problem this morning trying different things and finally ate the cereal standing up at the counter. Oh well I didn't go hungry.

  21. #271
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    I think you're put of luck on the cereal until you can get by with one crutch...

  22. #272
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    Carry it on your head, duh.

  23. #273
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    I need a trained monkey. Anyone have one for sale? Gear swap, jong?

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    I have seen people use a basket or bacpack attached to the crutch.

    But you would need to carry over milk and cereal separately, and pour once you got to the table.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
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    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    I need a trained monkey. Anyone have one for sale? Gear swap, jong?
    Maybe digitaldeath is available? His rate is 37$ per day.

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