Maggot down - iceman Breaks Pelvis

**ill-advised strategy** · 12-13-2017, 11:57 AM

I texted him a perfectly good username and password for a perfectly fitting alias. Jus sayin.

**old goat** · 12-13-2017, 12:15 PM

Originally Posted by Tri-Ungulate

Huh? ICU? People usually don't go to the unit for ortho stuff, even pelvic fractures, sounds more serial. I guess since he's being transferred out already and'll be discharged soon makes me hopeful it's more of a garden variety break (though still high on the suckage scale). Heal up soon Imang.

As I said before there are pelvic fractures and then there are pelvic fractures. Bad pelvic fractures have the capacity to produce catastrophic bleeding which can be extremely hard to control. What was going on in Iceman's case isn't worth speculating about, just be happy he's getting out pretty quickly.

Maybe he needs to change his user name to Powderman

**snapt** · 12-13-2017, 12:23 PM

Pelvis injuries scare the bajeesus out of me, they are no joke. Glad you're ok Ice, heal up mang.

**PNWbrit** · 12-13-2017, 12:30 PM

Can we get details of the accident?

Just for shits and giggles.

**~mikey b** · 12-13-2017, 12:45 PM

I’m sworn to secrecy.

**Cruiser** · 12-13-2017, 01:04 PM

^^^ I'm guessing it was one of those trick fucking stunts gone wrong. Something with a trapeze and a 9 iron perhaps?

**babybear** · 12-13-2017, 01:07 PM

has anyone asked when he will be able to do it again yet?
that's my first thought when I hear pelvis injury

**skuff** · 12-13-2017, 01:08 PM

Originally Posted by Cruiser

^^^ I'm guessing it was one of those trick fucking stunts gone wrong. Something with a trapeze and a 9 iron perhaps?

Preceded by, "hey, hold my beer. I've got an idea!"

**PNWbrit** · 12-13-2017, 01:09 PM

Originally Posted by b-bear

has anyone asked when he will be able to do it again yet?
that's my first thought when I hear pelvis injury

Maybe it was doing it that caused it?

**::: :::** · 12-13-2017, 01:15 PM

Originally Posted by Cruiser

^^^ I'm guessing it was one of those trick fucking stunts gone wrong. Something with a trapeze and a 9 iron perhaps?

Originally Posted by b-bear

has anyone asked when he will be able to do it again yet?
that's my first thought when I hear pelvis injury

Originally Posted by skuff

Preceded by, "hey, hold my beer. I've got an idea!"

Originally Posted by PNWbrit

Maybe it was doing it that caused it?

It was Iceman fornicating on a trapeze with a 9 iron in the Great Room in jeans.

[/Clue TM ]

**Timberridge** · 12-13-2017, 01:30 PM

Originally Posted by b-bear

has anyone asked when he will be able to do it again yet?
that's my first thought when I hear pelvis injury

I'd suggest the first go at this be with an anorexic gymnast type on top before moving on to the Lindsey Vonn types.

Though DD's mom seems gentle.

**ACH** · 12-13-2017, 01:32 PM

Originally Posted by skuff

Preceded by, "hey, hold my beer. I've got an idea!"

Followed by, "seems legit, what could possibly go wrong"

Originally Posted by Timberridge

I'd suggest the first go at this be with an anorexic gymnast type on top before moving on to the Lindsey Vonn types.

cue cracking walnut metaphors?

**PNWbrit** · 12-13-2017, 01:34 PM

Originally Posted by Timberridge

Though DD's mom seems gentle.

This.

But Iceman, make sure she only uses a small strap on

**wyeaster** · 12-13-2017, 01:35 PM

and of course ask her consent to film and post here, amirite?

**Timberridge** · 12-13-2017, 01:36 PM

Originally Posted by ACH

cue cracking walnut metaphors?

It's taken Tiger quite some time to get his swing back and he went into that relationship in top shape.

**irul&ublo** · 12-13-2017, 01:37 PM

Was a maul somehow involved?

**ACH** · 12-13-2017, 01:39 PM

Originally Posted by Timberridge

It's taken Tiger quite some time to get his swing back and he went into that relationship in top shape.

Well now i understand Cruisers 9 iron comment.

**Viva** · 12-13-2017, 04:11 PM

Damn, I'm cracking up! Now I can't remember what I was gonna post.

**old goat** · 12-13-2017, 04:12 PM

Originally Posted by b-bear

has anyone asked when he will be able to do it again yet?
that's my first thought when I hear pelvis injury

Rehab is always one step at a time. He has to be able to do it with himself before he can do it with others. Hope we get an update.

**~mikey b** · 12-13-2017, 04:17 PM

I’ll give him a call tomorrow. I know a couple others here have also been in contact.

**reckless toboggan** · 12-13-2017, 04:25 PM

As Bertrand Russell once said,

Originally Posted by old goat

He has to be able to do it with himself before he can do it with others.

I think we can all appreciate the relevance of that now.

**Alpinord** · 12-13-2017, 04:53 PM

Must have been the Scotch Guard on the jeans. Huge bummer. Good luck during the recovery.

She'll be by to help out shortly:

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**RootSkier** · 12-13-2017, 04:58 PM

You know what this would be an ideal time for?

BRING BACK THE MOTHERFUCKING TAGS.

**skifishbum** · 12-13-2017, 07:24 PM

Originally Posted by PNWbrit

Can we get details of the accident?

Just for shits and giggles.

after scoring a 20" brown on a size 20 adams this spring
he decided to huck a 20' er on a 20" base

i tried to tell him its 20'ers on 20" dumps
but he booted up the fants ridge and sent shot 20
#icemanhealswithaview