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    what is this "cat person" essay really all about

    https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2.../11/cat-person

    "She tried to bludgeon her resistance into submission by taking a sip of the whiskey, but when he fell on top of her with those huge, sloppy kisses, his hand moving mechanically across her breasts and down to her crotch, as if he were making some perverse sign of the cross, she began to have trouble breathing and to feel that she really might not be able to go through with it after all."


    sexual assault training manual

    a sad memoir

    rape culture propaganda


    im perplexed
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    feminization of the american male?
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    It's fiction, not an essay.

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    gross
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    Quote Originally Posted by AaronWright View Post
    It's fiction, not an essay.
    an essay can be fiction
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    Quote Originally Posted by digitaldeath View Post
    https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2.../11/cat-person

    "She tried to bludgeon her resistance into submission by taking a sip of the whiskey, but when he fell on top of her with those huge, sloppy kisses, his hand moving mechanically across her breasts and down to her crotch, as if he were making some perverse sign of the cross, she began to have trouble breathing and to feel that she really might not be able to go through with it after all."


    sexual assault training manual

    a sad memoir

    rape culture propaganda


    im perplexed
    That is a memoir of the lady tRump referred to in his "pussy grabbing" admission on national TV.

    She is describing the episode and her worthy idea of pounding his tiny orange head absolutely to a silly, bloody pulp, but unfortunately not being able to go through with it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by digitaldeath View Post
    an essay can be fiction
    Uh, no, not really. That's a short story.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AaronWright View Post
    Uh, no, not really. That's a short story.
    uh, ya

    what do you call short stories published in periodicals?

    essays

    jesus fuck aaron
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    Quote Originally Posted by digitaldeath View Post
    uh, ya

    what do you call short stories published in periodicals?

    essays

    jesus fuck aaron
    You call them short stories, a short op-ed or piece of literary journalism is called and essay.

    C'mon dude, you're better than that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AaronWright View Post
    You call them short stories, a short op-ed or piece of literary journalism is called and essay.

    C'mon dude, you're better than that.
    wha!


    its a fucking essay

    the new yorker prints essays

    not op-eds



    get a fucking dictionary



    read the essay and cringe
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    Whoa .... I'm shocked. DD pisses all over his own thread.

    Again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PB View Post
    Whoa .... I'm shocked. DD pisses all over his own thread.

    Again.
    are you claiming its not an essay like some foolish pedantic
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    Nothing of the sort.
    You simply seem unable to control your stream.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AaronWright View Post
    You call them short stories, a short op-ed or piece of literary journalism is called and essay.

    C'mon dude, you're better than that.
    No he's not and you know it.
    No longer stuck.

    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.

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    Maybe its satire.

    that would satisfy the can an essay be fictional debate. Because it can if its satirical.
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    Quote Originally Posted by digitaldeath View Post
    are you claiming its not an essay like some foolish pedantic
    I think you mean “foolish pedant”. See, pedant is a noun, while pedantic is an adjective. Please try harder.
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    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Quote Originally Posted by PB View Post
    Nothing of the sort.
    You simply seem unable to control your stream.
    what rigid requirements do you adhere to


    this is the world wide web, it is meant for creative human expression


    get down or lay down
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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    I think you mean “foolish pedant”. See, pedant is a noun, while pedantic is an adjective. Please try harder.
    pedantic fool
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    dd--maybe you need to go back to My Weekly Reader. New Yorker is definitely over your head.

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    Quote Originally Posted by digitaldeath View Post
    what rigid requirements do you adhere to


    this is the world wide web, it is meant for creative human expression


    get down or lay down
    We've been waiting for some creative human expression from you for a while.

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    Quote Originally Posted by digitaldeath View Post
    ...get down...
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
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    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    Well played.
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    My reply got lost in the squabble, so I'm just going to re-post it here:

    "That is a memoir of the lady tRump referred to in his "pussy grabbing" admission on national TV.

    She is describing the episode and her worthy idea of pounding his tiny orange head absolutely to a silly, bloody pulp, but unfortunately not being able to go through with it."

    Since it's the only post that actually addresses the OP's original question.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alaskan Rover View Post
    My reply got lost in the squabble, so I'm just going to re-post it here:

    "That is a memoir of the lady tRump referred to in his "pussy grabbing" admission on national TV.

    She is describing the episode and her worthy idea of pounding his tiny orange head absolutely to a silly, bloody pulp, but unfortunately not being able to go through with it."

    Since it's the only post that actually addresses the OP's original question.
    If we talk about this, we have to move it to polly ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alaskan Rover View Post
    My reply got lost in the squabble, so I'm just going to re-post it here:

    "That is a memoir of the lady tRump referred to in his "pussy grabbing" admission on national TV.

    She is describing the episode and her worthy idea of pounding his tiny orange head absolutely to a silly, bloody pulp, but unfortunately not being able to go through with it."

    Since it's the only post that actually addresses the OP's original question.
    I don't believe that. Where is the evidence
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