Page 1 of 3 1 2 3 LastLast
Results 1 to 25 of 62
  1. 12-03-2017, 12:11 AM #1
    digitaldeath's Avatar
    digitaldeath
    digitaldeath is offline Registered User
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Location
    37ft above the hood
    Posts
    16,576

    I just fucked a homeland security counter terror agent. She was a slut

    Gs14 or something wanted to be told what to do. I did. She loved it.

    Power exchange

    Getting dangerous new skillset
    Zone Controller

    "He wants to be a pro, bro, not some schmuck." - Hugh Conway

    "DigitalDeath would kick my ass. He has the reach of a polar bear." - Crass3000
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  2. 12-03-2017, 12:15 AM #2
    ::: :::'s Avatar
    ::: :::
    ::: ::: is online now registered peruser
    Join Date
    May 2009
    Location
    inpdx
    Posts
    20,255
    I heard Minnesota winters are boring, but surely you’ve got a hobby set up in the third garage bay?

    Train club? Philately? Taxidermy?
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  3. 12-03-2017, 12:17 AM #3
    irul&ublo's Avatar
    irul&ublo
    irul&ublo is online now "The Harmonizer"
    Join Date
    Jul 2002
    Location
    Suckramento
    Posts
    21,477
    Yet another unsatisfied woman in Minnesota. Oh, the humanity!
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.

    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  4. 12-03-2017, 12:36 AM #4
    BmillsSkier's Avatar
    BmillsSkier
    BmillsSkier is online now On the Underhill Account
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Location
    General Sherman's Favorite City
    Posts
    35,401
    Is it too early in the season to launch the Sonata onto a lake?
    I still call it The Jake.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  5. 12-03-2017, 01:02 AM #5
    digitaldeath's Avatar
    digitaldeath
    digitaldeath is offline Registered User
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Location
    37ft above the hood
    Posts
    16,576
    My three favorite hacks desperately attacking
    Zone Controller

    "He wants to be a pro, bro, not some schmuck." - Hugh Conway

    "DigitalDeath would kick my ass. He has the reach of a polar bear." - Crass3000
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  6. 12-03-2017, 01:16 AM #6
    Benny Profane's Avatar
    Benny Profane
    Benny Profane is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Location
    Looking down
    Posts
    50,491
    Hey, doing your part. Homeland Security Counter Terror Agents need love, too.

    Was she fat? Double duty.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  7. 12-03-2017, 02:25 AM #7
    digitaldeath's Avatar
    digitaldeath
    digitaldeath is offline Registered User
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Location
    37ft above the hood
    Posts
    16,576
    She had a fat ass
    Zone Controller

    "He wants to be a pro, bro, not some schmuck." - Hugh Conway

    "DigitalDeath would kick my ass. He has the reach of a polar bear." - Crass3000
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  8. 12-03-2017, 02:56 AM #8
    Benny Profane's Avatar
    Benny Profane
    Benny Profane is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Location
    Looking down
    Posts
    50,491
    Perfect, with a tramp stamp.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  9. 12-03-2017, 03:24 AM #9
    zartagen's Avatar
    zartagen
    zartagen is online now Registered Skier
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Location
    CO
    Posts
    2,206
    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    Perfect, with a tramp stamp.
    "I The Patriot Act"
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  10. 12-03-2017, 04:11 AM #10
    ghosthop's Avatar
    ghosthop
    ghosthop is online now Hipster Shining Star
    Join Date
    Feb 2014
    Posts
    1,521
    Were you given verbal consent that it would be okay to talk about the affair on the internet?
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  11. 12-03-2017, 08:00 AM #11
    riser4's Avatar
    riser4
    riser4 is online now Registered User
    Join Date
    Dec 2012
    Location
    I can still smell Poutine.
    Posts
    24,714
    Yawn. Pics or it didn't happen. You know the drill.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  12. 12-03-2017, 08:27 AM #12
    JimmyCarter's Avatar
    JimmyCarter
    JimmyCarter is online now Registered User
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Posts
    10,164
    She gonna let you use the PreCheck line even though you dont have it?
    Liquid carryons greater than 3oz?
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  13. 12-03-2017, 08:30 AM #13
    El Chupacabra's Avatar
    El Chupacabra
    El Chupacabra is offline pillowpants
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Location
    LV-426
    Posts
    21,182
    Did she confiscate then destroy your unattended package?
    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  14. 12-03-2017, 09:19 AM #14
    Hott Butt Mud
    Hott Butt Mud is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Aug 2009
    Location
    Splat's Garage
    Posts
    4,200
    He said DHS Counter Terror agent, not a TSA agent.

    Props digi!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  15. 12-03-2017, 09:29 AM #15
    wyeaster's Avatar
    wyeaster
    wyeaster is offline Registered User
    Join Date
    Dec 2015
    Posts
    16,337
    if she's any good she's already read this.

    in fact, the more likely explanation is that thanks to carter page, this place has been swimming with agents of all kinds for at least a year, somebody lost a bet and the loser had to fuck digidrew.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  16. 12-03-2017, 09:39 AM #16
    wyeaster's Avatar
    wyeaster
    wyeaster is offline Registered User
    Join Date
    Dec 2015
    Posts
    16,337
    remember the m-series, people!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  17. 12-03-2017, 10:36 AM #17
    riser4's Avatar
    riser4
    riser4 is online now Registered User
    Join Date
    Dec 2012
    Location
    I can still smell Poutine.
    Posts
    24,714
    Quote Originally Posted by wyeaster View Post
    if she's any good she's already read this.

    in fact, the more likely explanation is that thanks to carter page, this place has been swimming with agents of all kinds for at least a year, somebody lost a bet and the loser had to fuck digidrew.
    This. ROTFLMAO.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  18. 12-03-2017, 11:21 AM #18
    Diamond Joe's Avatar
    Diamond Joe
    Diamond Joe is offline chewed up and spit out
    Join Date
    Apr 2007
    Location
    Wa wa..tatic
    Posts
    4,008
    I wonder what your Mom thinks about this...
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  19. 12-03-2017, 11:24 AM #19
    CelebratedSkier
    CelebratedSkier is offline Registered User
    Join Date
    Oct 2016
    Posts
    585
    Or his sister?!?
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  20. 12-03-2017, 11:31 AM #20
    iceman
    iceman is offline Funky But Chic
    Join Date
    Sep 2001
    Location
    The Cone of Uncertainty
    Posts
    49,306
    Quote Originally Posted by wyeaster View Post
    ...thanks to carter page, this place has been swimming with agents of all kinds for at least a year...
    Carter Page and TGR? Did I miss something?
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  21. 12-03-2017, 11:43 AM #21
    digitaldeath's Avatar
    digitaldeath
    digitaldeath is offline Registered User
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Location
    37ft above the hood
    Posts
    16,576
    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    Yawn. Pics or it didn't happen. You know the drill.
    I think I could prob get a video next time

    But then you'd be looking at my d in her mouth
    Zone Controller

    "He wants to be a pro, bro, not some schmuck." - Hugh Conway

    "DigitalDeath would kick my ass. He has the reach of a polar bear." - Crass3000
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  22. 12-03-2017, 11:53 AM #22
    CelebratedSkier
    CelebratedSkier is offline Registered User
    Join Date
    Oct 2016
    Posts
    585
    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    Carter Page and TGR? Did I miss something?
    Obviously... he may or may not have posted here for a time. I believe all the posts have been deleted.

    Get her consent and post up the vid DD. You will finally start to achieve the status you seek. Even if it means everyone sees your little D. Better get your mom and sister banned first though...
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  23. 12-03-2017, 12:00 PM #23
    TheSilverSurfer
    TheSilverSurfer is offline Registered User
    Join Date
    Dec 2016
    Posts
    1,820
    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    Carter Page and TGR? Did I miss something?
    Pretty sure that Hawk was Carter Page. Posted a bunch of pro Trump stuff and some personal stuff. Once Carter Page joined the campaign Hawk went on a deletion spree and then quit posting.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  24. 12-03-2017, 12:05 PM #24
    skifishbum's Avatar
    skifishbum
    skifishbum is online now Irrie Rasta Dog Copilot
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Location
    A LSD Steakhouse somewhere in the Wasatch
    Posts
    13,235
    Quote Originally Posted by TheSilverSurfer View Post
    Pretty sure that Hawk was Carter Page. Posted a bunch of pro Trump stuff and some personal stuff. Once Carter Page joined the campaign Hawk went on a deletion spree and then quit posting.
    thanks for a politudbucket update
    now get back in there and sling your special turds hard
    and let the digi revel in his sexual conquests
    "When the child was a child it waited patiently for the first snow and it still does"- Van "The Man" Morrison
    "I find I have already had my reward, in the doing of the thing" - Buzz Holmstrom
    "THIS IS WHAT WE DO"-AML -ski on in eternal peace
    "I have posted in here but haven't read it carefully with my trusty PoliAsshat antenna on."-DipshitDanno
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  25. 12-03-2017, 12:07 PM #25
    Kenny Satch's Avatar
    Kenny Satch
    Kenny Satch is offline pitter patter
    Join Date
    Nov 2011
    Location
    Ontario Canada eh
    Posts
    4,390
    Quote Originally Posted by digitaldeath View Post
    She had a fat ass
    Just like mom?

    Quote Originally Posted by Diamond Joe View Post
    I wonder what your Mom thinks about this...
    She might be thinking - Pictures or this NEVER happened !

    Quote Originally Posted by CelebratedSkier View Post
    Or his sister?!?
    Me too
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
« PSA: Nagging iTunes distortion problem solved. | That's racist! »

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Forum Rules