I realize you are joking (I think) but I want to clarify that this is not about me being elitist. The trespassing doesn’t bother me that much, it is the disrespect that these riders show, the disregard for my neighbors and their children who might be walking along the trails, biking slowly, etc. Eventually their frequent use of these trails will result in increased maintenance / repair costs for the neighborhood. That is why this issue bothers me.
I’d have way less of a problem with this if these people weren’t flying along the trails in a borderline reckless manner and if they stopped rutting up the trails after rain storms.
If you'd post up a map of the trails in question, I could draw up an enforcement plan for you. Many years experience in this area.
Sweet. Looks fun. I'll be out for a recon ride shortly.
P.S. The area I have multiple years experience in is poaching rich subdivision's trails. Not enforcement.
I'll post the map on MTBR and see what people think, BRB.
Can you put the hot tub and pool location on the map please?
People are poaching Highlands Ranch?
Not sure which is sadder... those poaching or those complaining about the poachers.
A lot of holes in the desert, and a lot of problems are buried in those holes. But you gotta do it right. I mean, you gotta have the hole already dug before you show up with a package in the trunk. Otherwise, you're talking about a half-hour to forty-five minutes worth of digging. And who knows who's gonna come along in that time? Pretty soon, you gotta dig a few more holes. You could be there all fuckin' night.
Interdasting. I've got a pal who grew up in the KC neighborhood, parents still live there, and I probably ride those trails w/him once every few years or so. We've never sported fancy club bracelets and it's never been an issue. Maybe it's a more recent thing, or maybe the residents have all been too intimidated by the armadillos in our trousers. "I mean, it's really quite frightening, the size."
Well crap, I was excited because I thought the trails were around Boulder.
The irony of America's boomiest Cultural Marxism center -- Boulder -- having problems with private property respect... savory, delicious, and unending.
The cellphone map display... looks a lot like the Little Boxes Made of Ticky-Tacky from that goofy show Dweebs or whatever it was called.
"We moved to Boulder for its socialist leanings, but quickly established an upscale gated community that has private trails."
Hi-de-ho indeed.
Install gates at the connect points. If that's not enough, lock the gates.
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
How about this for an idea. Fuck off and quit harshing people who just want to ride their fucking bikes?
awww
are there non-richeys in your special private rich guy gated community?
awwwww.
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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