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  1. #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by XXX-er View Post
    yer in America and you don't have guns?
    He's in Boulder, they don't consider themselves part of America.

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    How to stop people from poaching private singletrack?

    Quote Originally Posted by cmcrawfo View Post

    Why you gotta be so elitist. You segregated elite should pay it forward from time to time.
    I realize you are joking (I think) but I want to clarify that this is not about me being elitist. The trespassing doesnít bother me that much, it is the disrespect that these riders show, the disregard for my neighbors and their children who might be walking along the trails, biking slowly, etc. Eventually their frequent use of these trails will result in increased maintenance / repair costs for the neighborhood. That is why this issue bothers me.

    Iíd have way less of a problem with this if these people werenít flying along the trails in a borderline reckless manner and if they stopped rutting up the trails after rain storms.

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Chupacabra View Post
    How about this guy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by simple View Post
    the KC residents self police as well. Wherever WTF lives should use the wrist bands and self police as well. Stop being pussies and say something. KC trails rarely get poached because you will hear it from a resident if you are there without a wrist band.
    Yeah - but from the sounds of it, the trails WTF is complaining about suck.

    Not the case with K/C - they have nice stuff to protect.

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    If you'd post up a map of the trails in question, I could draw up an enforcement plan for you. Many years experience in this area.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skaredshtles View Post
    Yeah - but from the sounds of it, the trails WTF is complaining about suck.

    Not the case with K/C - they have nice stuff to protect.
    Yeah thatís the other thing that baffles me about this. The trails arenít bad and have nice views but they are pretty boring flow / meadow skip type trails. The public trail actually offers more challenging terrain, although it is in much worse condition.

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    How to stop people from poaching private singletrack?

    Quote Originally Posted by doebedoe View Post
    If you'd post up a map of the trails in question, I could draw up an enforcement plan for you. Many years experience in this area.



    Orange trail is the public trail. Notice the 2 pesky connection points
    Last edited by WTF is dat; 11-29-2017 at 08:00 PM.

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    Sweet. Looks fun. I'll be out for a recon ride shortly.

    P.S. The area I have multiple years experience in is poaching rich subdivision's trails. Not enforcement.

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    I'll post the map on MTBR and see what people think, BRB.

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    Can you put the hot tub and pool location on the map please?

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    People are poaching Highlands Ranch?

    Not sure which is sadder... those poaching or those complaining about the poachers.


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    Quote Originally Posted by skaredshtles View Post
    People are poaching Highlands Ranch?

    Not sure which is sadder... those poaching or those complaining about the poachers.

    Poaching such trails helps pad my KOM count.

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    Quote Originally Posted by XXX-er View Post
    yer in America and you don't have guns?
    Shoot, shovel, and shut up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by doebedoe View Post
    Poaching such trails helps pad my KOM count.
    Yeah... but it's wasted time on shitty trails.

    Oh, wait. Never mind. Carry on...

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    Quote Originally Posted by shirk View Post
    Shoot, shovel, and shut up.
    A lot of holes in the desert, and a lot of problems are buried in those holes. But you gotta do it right. I mean, you gotta have the hole already dug before you show up with a package in the trunk. Otherwise, you're talking about a half-hour to forty-five minutes worth of digging. And who knows who's gonna come along in that time? Pretty soon, you gotta dig a few more holes. You could be there all fuckin' night.
    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by simple View Post
    the KC residents self police as well. Wherever WTF lives should use the wrist bands and self police as well. Stop being pussies and say something. KC trails rarely get poached because you will hear it from a resident if you are there without a wrist band.
    Interdasting. I've got a pal who grew up in the KC neighborhood, parents still live there, and I probably ride those trails w/him once every few years or so. We've never sported fancy club bracelets and it's never been an issue. Maybe it's a more recent thing, or maybe the residents have all been too intimidated by the armadillos in our trousers. "I mean, it's really quite frightening, the size."

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    Well crap, I was excited because I thought the trails were around Boulder.

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    The irony of America's boomiest Cultural Marxism center -- Boulder -- having problems with private property respect... savory, delicious, and unending.

    The cellphone map display... looks a lot like the Little Boxes Made of Ticky-Tacky from that goofy show Dweebs or whatever it was called.

    "We moved to Boulder for its socialist leanings, but quickly established an upscale gated community that has private trails."

    Hi-de-ho indeed.

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    Install gates at the connect points. If that's not enough, lock the gates.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
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    Quote Originally Posted by creaky fossil View Post
    The irony of America's boomiest Cultural Marxism center -- Boulder -- having problems with private property respect... savory, delicious, and unending.

    The cellphone map display... looks a lot like the Little Boxes Made of Ticky-Tacky from that goofy show Dweebs or whatever it was called.

    "We moved to Boulder for its socialist leanings, but quickly established an upscale gated community that has private trails."

    Hi-de-ho indeed.
    I don't mean to interrupt your little boulder jizzfest, but that's not Boulder.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
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    How about this for an idea. Fuck off and quit harshing people who just want to ride their fucking bikes?

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    awww

    are there non-richeys in your special private rich guy gated community?

    awwwww.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    I don't mean to interrupt your little boulder jizzfest, but that's not Boulder.
    To his credit, though - it is a nightmare of little (well, big) boxes made out of ticky-tacky that's all the same color (well, not really - but all some shade of beige).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Not bunion View Post
    How about this for an idea. Fuck off and quit harshing people who just want to ride their fucking bikes?
    Itís private property. There are plenty of public trails around the area to ride. What happens when one of those guys eats shit, splits his knee open, and blames the HOA because they didnít clear the rocks off the trail?

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    Quote Originally Posted by skaredshtles View Post
    To his credit, though - it is a nightmare of little (well, big) boxes made out of ticky-tacky that's all the same color (well, not really - but all some shade of beige).
    That's to his credit? He used all of that as evidence of the evil and stupidity of Boulder. Yet to my knowledge there are no such gated communities with private trails in the city of Boulder. But why let facts get in the way of a good jizzing.
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