That Glib Matt Lauer

**Benny Profane** · 12-04-2017, 07:28 PM

BROOKLYN, NY—In the wake of a sexual misconduct allegation that led to the firing of the longtime Today cohost, local woman Meredith Duncan on Wednesday was reportedly quietly satisfied to have concrete evidence backing up her years-long hatred of Matt Lauer. “I’ve despised that man for going on two decades, and now I finally know why,” said Duncan, 47, adding that there was always something off-putting about the man who had been a fixture on the NBC morning show since 1997, a vague loathing for him that had not fully made sense until this very moment. “I knew it couldn’t just be that he was a terrible journalist throwing softball questions at guests with that smirk on his face. There had to be a better, more disgusting reason, and it honestly feels pretty great to have my distaste for the man fully justified after all this time.” At press time, Duncan was smugly letting anyone who brought up the allegation against Lauer know that she wasn’t surprised in the slightest and that a few people suspected something was wrong with him all along.

**warthog** · 12-04-2017, 08:13 PM

Onion?

Wait until the Chuck Woolery Love Connection tapes come out.

**wyeaster** · 12-04-2017, 09:11 PM

Originally Posted by Meanfruit

That's seriously, the creepiest fucker ever. I'm thinking he needs his head caved in, then getting buried wise guy style. Wow

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that's fucked up. and all those adults standing around watching it as it happens. and all those other kids. i got half way through.

**Danno** · 12-04-2017, 09:27 PM

Chuck Woolery is the first guy I thought of when game show hosts were mentioned.

**willywhit** · 12-04-2017, 09:31 PM

Originally Posted by Danno

Chuck Woolery is the first guy I thought of when game show hosts were mentioned.

or Richard Dawson, that sly dog.

like kissin' cuzzins

**Mazderati** · 12-05-2017, 12:04 AM

SB · 12-05-2017, 12:48 PM

I always like the newly wed game better.

**Rideski** · 06-07-2019, 10:08 PM

https://www.foxnews.com/entertainmen...returning-ncis

**iceman** · 06-07-2019, 10:13 PM

I don't keep up. Why is she scared of Mark Harmon?

**Rideski** · 06-07-2019, 10:23 PM

Just another power junkie. I didn’t bother to search for the “and another one” thread. Seemed like Lauer would be easier to search. What ever bacame of him anyway, still hiding in his island?

**Vt-Freeheel** · 06-08-2019, 07:32 AM

Seems to be hiding

townandcountrymag/what-matt-lauer-is-doing-now/

**FLS** · 06-08-2019, 09:06 AM

Poor Matt, guess he paid the price for asking and pressing Hillary on unscripted, unapproved questions

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**Vt-Freeheel** · 10-09-2019, 06:38 PM

Looks like teh butt secs dry.

nbcnews/matt-lauer-ass-raping-nbc-colleague-ronan-farrow-book-alleges

**iceman** · 10-09-2019, 06:42 PM

You saw the Pamela Anderson costume right?

Matt's got some nice titties.

**ill-advised strategy** · 10-09-2019, 06:44 PM

Originally Posted by Danno

Chuck Woolery...

**iceman** · 10-09-2019, 06:46 PM

And I thought Richard Head had it tough.

**Vt-Freeheel** · 10-09-2019, 06:52 PM

Originally Posted by iceman

You saw the Pamela Anderson costume right?

Matt's got some nice titties.

No

Yikes!

**riser4** · 10-09-2019, 07:30 PM

One sick fuck.

**The AD** · 10-09-2019, 10:33 PM

Strong tuck game.

**splat** · 10-10-2019, 01:09 AM

“In a new book, it is alleged that an extramarital, but consensual, sexual encounter I have previously admitted having was in fact an assault,” Mr. Lauer wrote. “It is categorically false, ignores the facts and defies common sense. I had an extramarital affair with Brooke Nevils in 2014. It began when she came to my hotel room very late one night in Sochi, Russia. We engaged in a variety of sexual acts. We performed oral sex on each other, we had vaginal sex, and we had anal sex. Each act was mutual and completely consensual.”

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/10/09/b...gtype=Homepage

**Skidog** · 10-10-2019, 12:08 PM

Originally Posted by splat

“In a new book, it is alleged that an extramarital, but consensual, sexual encounter I have previously admitted having was in fact an assault,” Mr. Lauer wrote. “It is categorically false, ignores the facts and defies common sense. I had an extramarital affair with Brooke Nevils in 2014. It began when she came to my hotel room very late one night in Sochi, Russia. We engaged in a variety of sexual acts. We performed oral sex on each other, we had vaginal sex, and we had anal sex. Each act was mutual and completely consensual.”

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/10/09/b...gtype=Homepage

Her butt or his? Both?

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