TOTAL FUCKING HACK ALMOST KILLS THREE PEOPLE.

[Rasputin]

Not at this resort, where anything above 25mph is considered a crime against humanity. I've skied 60mph+ with good form and carved 40mph GS turns around SLOW signs at plenty of other places without a problem.

Holy crap, you are King Lord of the studs! You must have stones like watermelons! I am terribly impressed and convinced by your words! Tell me again how fast you ski on groomers, so that I may bask in the glow of your considerable prowess! Do you bash the stupid SLOW signs like a gate as you blaze past, completely in control in perfect form?

[grinch]

Haaa JS’ prowess is sig worthy . I’d atleast grin every post. 60 is my just cruising speed. Really turn it up coming out teh pizza

[mall walker]

deepsouth and his bud for sure

https://i.imgur.com/UX5G1c1.gifv

[skiitsbetter]

[goldengatestinx]

For 99.999% of the skiers these days this is how they ski. Even marketing videos and photos show shit skiers. TV news always shows these types especially on first day WROD breaking news stories.

[stuckathuntermtn]

your like dsm, 4ply and rog, all rolled into one.

I see what you did there.

Roj seems to be suffering from some acute schizoid problems. His alii are arguing with themselves.

[mtnbiker/boarder]

Holy crap, you are King Lord of the studs! You must have stones like watermelons! I am terribly impressed and convinced by your words! Tell me again how fast you ski on groomers, so that I may bask in the glow of your considerable prowess! Do you bash the stupid SLOW signs like a gate as you blaze past, completely in control in perfect form?

classic,,,,,,,,golf clap for you sir

[Jonny Snow]

I had no idea there was a direct correlation between how long you've been shitposing on some backwater internet forum and your skiing ability.

[nutmegchoi]

If that’s the case, I’ll be an avid skier who doesn’t know how to ski.

[neufox47]

For 99.999% of the skiers these days this is how they ski. Even marketing videos and photos show shit skiers. TV news always shows these types especially on first day WROD breaking news stories.

Yea, skiers today are way worse than they used to be as a collective.... Glen Plake would totally win the FWT today! I'm sure the judges would be wowed by the jump turns. Ya know, back when there were real skiers.

[NW_SKIER]

If that’s the case, I’ll be an avid skier who doesn’t know how to ski.

Sig worthy

[old goat]

what the hell happened there? BTW click on the Hammer of the Honky Tonk Gods link at the end. Great song if you like rock and roll.

[skideeppow]

You must of been out of control with shitty form. He was letting you know that you need to check yourself before you wreck yourself or others. If you are in control with solid form they will look the other way.

of course he was. look at the verbage he uses. "i was skiing gs" "'I've skied 60mph+ with good form and carved 40mph GS turns around SLOW signs at plenty of other places without a problem.":
Your FIS points in the 500's?
you sound like a sick skier. sick!

[FlimFlamvanHam]

re: Snowboarding at Fernie, had a little run in with Ski Patrol

So that was you coming back in bounds and patrol wanting to take your head off but instead just able to push you? Or what provoked that attack?

[Johnny P]

Not at this resort, where anything above 25mph is considered a crime against humanity. I've skied 60mph+ with good form and carved 40mph GS turns around SLOW signs at plenty of other places without a problem.

Douch......

[Jonny Snow]

Remember to go over to youtube and comment the video. Go nuts.

[Jonny Snow]

Douch......

88 posts in 8 years, and you choose to post in my thread? I'm honored.

[digitaldeath]

Johnny jerk me offs

[pipedream]

The only way this could've been better is if the GoPro had gotten caught-up on the rope as they ducked it.

[Aus George]

You must of been out of control with shitty form. He was letting you know that you need to check yourself before you wreck yourself or others. If you are in control with solid form they will look the other way.

This. Many a times I've seen patrol let people go who obviously have some idea what they're doing... Even when you use other punters as gates

What the fucking fuck??!?

[skifishbum]

Remember to go over to youtube and comment the video. Go nuts.

thanks anyway bro i have a life
but you.....

[Jonny Snow]

thanks anyway bro i have a life
but you.....

skifishbum

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Yeah ok.

[Dhelihiker]

underwhelming

[mtaylor]

There is so much angst in this thread it's amusing in a sick way.

In my mind, if you look like you're in control and you're not generally being an idiot I have better things to do than hassle you about skiing fast. Also, I'm pretty sure if I tried to push someone over I would lost my job pretty quickly.

[wyeaster]

i'm amazed sfb has so few posts. small doses of poetic wisdom.