The Fight for the Padded Room (NSFW)

[ill-advised strategy]

It's all about the extra optical inch

the angriest inch

[Timberridge]

Right, I think we’ve decided the Benny Hill theme fits.

Except TGR version comes with sticker.

[mud]

I'm hoping the legendary amount of ass-fuckery goes away with ski season starting. It's starting to wear thin.


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I see your snow and raise you snapper.

[garyfromterrace]

we need a fight song to bring us togetehr ... some body right one

Big John (sung to the tune of "Big John")

Chorus
Big John, Big John
Big Jo-ohn, Big Long John

Big John's cock was bigger than mine,
His pecker stood to six foot nine.
He used turtle wax to make it shine.
Big John.

Chorus

Well Big John, he worked for the police,
When he got into trouble he used his piece.
He rolled down the window, and he shot his load.
He'd wipe those bad guys off the road.
Big John.

Chorus

Big John he was proud of his schlong,
Most of the women didn't like it so long.
Some women whimpered, most of them cried,
John couldn't get a woman to be his bride,
Big John.

Chorus

So, one day Big John was waving his wang,
And Ute decided she gotta have that thang!
She jumped on his boner, he said it fit like a glove.
It looked like Big John had fallen in love.
Big John.

Ute came home early from work one day,
And caught John boning pretty Suzie-Mae.
She grabbed an axe, and lopped of his meat.
It's the end of the story, John admitted defeat.
Big John.

Chorus, repeat to fade.

[PNWbrit]

Right, I think we’ve decided the Benny Hill theme fits.

Bunny Hill.

[cmcrawfo]

benson hedges....and tight lines

fuckos

It's gettin fishy in here.

[::: :::]

^^^ dang

[Adolf Allerbush]

I did the same thing. Wife reacted same as mtg at seeing some random cell phone photo of a girl working out at the gym.

Some of those shots, you just wonder wtf...was there just some girl working out at the gym and you snuck behind her to get a phone photo of her ass so you can post it on the internet? Not the end of the world, but not exactly great form either.

anyway, wife-relations are like 4-5 ogdens right now. May have to purchase flowers. Thanks pervs.

So I showed the offending picture to my wife and didn't get much of a reaction.

What it looks like from our perspective is basically a girl in her work out clothes took a picture of herself, and her large ass, preparing to squat 75 lbs.

[cmcrawfo]

So I showed the offending picture to my wife and didn't get much of a reaction.

What it looks like from our perspective is basically a girl in her work out clothes took a picture of herself, and her large ass, preparing to squat 75 lbs.

Next, you should show her my balls.

[FLS]

Next, you should show her my balls again.

fify

[Adolf Allerbush]

Next, you should show her my balls.

"Small and veiny"

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[Mazderati]

Next, you should show her my balls.

"Small and veiny"

[skifishbum]

whats goin on
is the fightings over
our side win
dem nuts got followers

all up in yo grill bitches

[splat]

[ACH]

^^^
I had nothing to do with it, I promise

SFB - uberstokeworthy

[wyeaster]

whats goin on
is the fightings over
our side win
dem nuts got followers

all up in yo grill bitches

cool pics

[mtngirl79]

This one:

The reason your wife reacted so badly to thus picture is because it's a perfect display of the hostile environment women have to deal with every day.

This women is doing nothing wrong and she is at worst, average in appearance, yet someone took a picture of her and shes being criticized.

Things like this constantly happen to women, and it sucks.

This picture wasn't one I was complaining about, btw. She's fully clothed and in a public place.

It just sucks that women have a constant feed of insults and judgements and critiques and comments on their physical appearance everywhere they go.

[My Pet Powder Goat]

How do you know that women didn't personally post to her instagram to show off her Workout or form?

You have some serious fucking hangups that you Project on here.

Get some help, or go away.

[wooley12]

I'm with Mtngirl. Real handy to have a thread where all the perverted sexual middle school minded pigs on the board out themselves. They were raised wrong Mtngirl, not really their fault. There dad's were probably MCPs and mommy went with "boy will be boys" so as not to rock the boat. I was just lucky to be raised by parents who believed women were to be respected and not seen as objects. There are a lot of my kind out there girl.


That said, no reason to play in the pig sty.

Teach your children well.

[willywhit]

The reason your wife reacted so badly to thus picture is because it's a perfect display of the hostile environment women have to deal with every day.

This women is doing nothing wrong and she is at worst, average in appearance, yet someone took a picture of her and shes being criticized.

Things like this constantly happen to women, and it sucks.

This picture wasn't one I was complaining about, btw. She's fully clothed and in a public place.

It just sucks that women have a constant feed of insults and judgements and critiques and comments on their physical appearance everywhere they go.

give it up, sweetheart.

[wooley12]

You came here to say that? I'm a retired old fuck with no life. You are you. Sad

[My Pet Powder Goat]

I'm with Mtngirl. Real handy to have a thread where all the perverted sexual middle school minded pigs on the board out themselves. They were raised wrong Mtngirl, not really their fault. There dad's were probably MCPs and mommy went with "boy will be boys" so as not to rock the boat. I was just lucky to be raised by parents who believed women were to be respected and not seen as objects. There are a lot of my kind out there girl.


That said, no reason to play in the pig sty.

Teach your children well.

Give it up, white knight, she ain't gonna fuck you.


If she can't hang with the boys, then I think mtngirl would be alot happier and more comfortable at skidiva.com

[My Pet Powder Goat]

All proud women that are happy to show their stuff.

Mtngirl is just bent because she has no game and can't grasp why someone would want to show off their body.

[Vt-Freeheel]

The fuck! good thing I got a phone call as I was captured by this siren and frozen watching her workout.

[wooley12]

I know I'm odd. I had a job meeting alone with women in motel rooms yet monogamous for ever. My father was the same. Go figure.

Funny story. 1943. Somewhere in Italy. The unit is pulled off the line for a break and word goes around that there is a girl outside the camp who will do anything for some food. Pop goes and sees a line of GI's waiting to be serviced. He told me "She looked so sad and hurting that I gave her all the chow I could find." And he walked away. It's recounted in a book.


People picking on weaker people pisses me off. If you don't understand it, you'll just have to deal with it.