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  1. #151
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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    How come birds don't wear pants?
    No hands

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peruvian View Post
    Tawny on a Jag?

    Now that's a vast improvement over what RT posted
    I don't like hairy monsters but I like big hair

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    Quote Originally Posted by ACH View Post


    glory hole gone wrong?

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    Some people like looking at dicks, we had a couple meat gazers in HS and several when I was in boot camp.

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    I'm sure there are some men out there that like to look at dicks.

    I think the consensus among women is "Not so much".

    Mtngirl is trying to create a type of anti-ullr thread but the desire to look at dicks isn't there.

    Even women like to look at a hot naked lady (of all sizes). There is inherent beauty there.

    Old droopy anteater? Nah.

    "I don't pretend to have all the answers, and I think there's something to be said for that" -One For The Road

    Brain dead and made of money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beer Drinker View Post
    I'm sure there are some men out there that like to look at dicks.

    I think the consensus among women is "Not so much".
    I've been with a few women that like to look at dongs.

  8. #158
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    Oh, I've heard about such tricks. So you'll need to show yours first, mtngrl.

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    How about a Woodcock

    Tony Woodcock
    Loads of NZ's worshiped the Woodcock.
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    Back when I used to do a lot of house painting there were a lot of caulk jokes whipping around.
    Aim for the chopping block. If you aim for the wood, you will have nothing. Aim past the wood, aim through the wood.
    http://tim-kirchoff.pixels.com/

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    Quote Originally Posted by From_the_NEK View Post
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    Back when I used to do a lot of house painting there were a lot of caulk jokes whipping around.
    When finishing seams in house siding... Hey guys, watch me play with my caulk. :>)

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    Quote Originally Posted by From_the_NEK View Post
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    Back when I used to do a lot of house painting there were a lot of caulk jokes whipping around.
    did you only caulk cracks ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kenny Satch View Post
    did you only caulk cracks ?
    Ohh no, there were lots of holes that needed some caulk in them.
    Aim for the chopping block. If you aim for the wood, you will have nothing. Aim past the wood, aim through the wood.
    http://tim-kirchoff.pixels.com/

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    Quote Originally Posted by HD333 View Post



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    Geoduck!



    Go, Geoducks go,
    Through the mud and the sand,
    let’s go.
    Siphon high, squirt it out,
    swivel all about,
    let it all hang out.

    Go, Geoducks go,
    Stretch your necks when the tide
    is low
    Siphon high, squirt it out,
    swivel all about,
    let it all hang out.

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    oh shut the fuck up

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    Banana Slugs, Racing down the field
    Banana Slugs, partially congealed
    Banana slugs, racing towards the dunk
    Banana Slugs, oozing lots of spunk

    Ne-ne-ne-ne-Never showing fear
    hey hey hey hey hey put down that beer!
    Sla-sla-sla-sla-slather you with slime
    we we we we win another time

    Banana Slugs, hear our battle Cry
    Shrivel up and die!

    B-A-N-A-N-A S-L-U-G-S

    Banana slugs, cruising through the grass
    gonna kick your ass!


    When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis


    Kindness is a bridge between all people

    Dunkin’ Donuts Worker Dances With Customer Who Has Autism

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    Keystone is fucking lame. But, deadly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KQ View Post


    Banana Slugs, Racing down the field
    Banana Slugs, partially congealed
    Banana slugs, racing towards the dunk
    Banana Slugs, oozing lots of spunk

    Ne-ne-ne-ne-Never showing fear
    hey hey hey hey hey put down that beer!
    Sla-sla-sla-sla-slather you with slime
    we we we we win another time

    Banana Slugs, hear our battle Cry
    Shrivel up and die!

    B-A-N-A-N-A S-L-U-G-S

    Banana slugs, cruising through the grass
    gonna kick your ass!


    Fuck yeah! (UCSC class of 97)

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    Well, there aren't many cocks being shown here, but there's plenty of maggots proving they are cocks, which makes it another day in the PR.

    Personally I prefer lingerie shots, so here you go.
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    "Judge me by the enemies I have made." -FDR

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    When’s the baby due Jimmy?
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    When’s the baby due Jimmy?
    Why, you hoping for a christmas ham?
    "Judge me by the enemies I have made." -FDR

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