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    The fuck did Rand Paul do?

    Dude gets the ever-living shit kicked out of him by a neighbor and the neighbor is charged with a fourth-class misdemeanor, more or less equivalent to a jaywalking ticket.

    Is there any possible explanation other than Rand was fucking dude's wife?

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    (CNN)Republican Sen. Rand Paul has five rib fractures, including three displaced fractures and bruised lungs, after an assault in his home in Bowling Green, Kentucky, a senior adviser told CNN.

    http://www.cnn.com/2017/11/05/politi...ies/index.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by RootSkier View Post
    Dude gets the ever-living shit kicked out of him by a neighbor and the neighbor is charged with a fourth-class misdemeanor, more or less equivalent to a jaywalking ticket.

    Is there any possible explanation other than Rand was fucking dude's wife?
    Boned the guys wife and then wanted to take away their health care.
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    Politics board, please.

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    I suspect the charges will be increased because of the severity of the injury. Sounds like he was kicked by heavy boots or hit with a bat. And yes, there are many possible explanations other than wife fucking. If you've ever lived next to a crazy asshole neighbor you'd understand. Blowing leaves on to his property, dog barking, security lights--it doesn't take much to lead to neighbor on neighbor violence. As far as which neighbor is the crazy asshole--you can decide for yourself. Speculation at this point is useless.

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    He didn't offer up the Aqua Buddha after boning the guys wife?
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    Quote Originally Posted by deepsouthmafia View Post
    Politics board, please.
    Leave the board, please

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    plus he's rand paul. how many people beg for an ass-kicking more than he does.

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    Quote Originally Posted by deepsouthmafia View Post
    Politics board, please.
    Jesus, you need to learn the right way to do this.

    "Take this shit to Poly-Ass, JONG!" is the right way to say it. Beyond that, it's news about a violent act against a famous person and is, arguably, not Poly-Ass worthy. Once the inevitable political fight begins, then it's time to request it be moved.

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    Next idea for a new reality tv show: The socialist and the libertarian next door.
    Move upside and let the man go through...

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    Quote Originally Posted by old goat View Post
    I suspect the charges will be increased because of the severity of the injury. Sounds like he was kicked by heavy boots or hit with a bat. And yes, there are many possible explanations other than wife fucking. If you've ever lived next to a crazy asshole neighbor you'd understand. Blowing leaves on to his property, dog barking, security lights--it doesn't take much to lead to neighbor on neighbor violence. As far as which neighbor is the crazy asshole--you can decide for yourself. Speculation at this point is useless.
    Dog shit under the door handles.
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    It's Kentucky. If we're going to bitch about politics we should start with the Senior Senator, Shirley.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wyeaster View Post
    plus he's rand paul. how many people beg for an ass-kicking more than he does.
    Point. However, that was a way more serious ass kicking than I would prescribe for the Senator.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Soups View Post
    Leave the board, please
    ^This. However, that requires acknowledging the poster's presence.
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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    Point. However, that was a way more serious ass kicking than I would prescribe for the Senator.
    you don't live next door and see his punchable face every day

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    I, for one, take a smidgen of joy that that little piece of shit will have a real hard time getting out of bed for a few weeks. Good show, neighbor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mofro261 View Post
    Next idea for a new reality tv show: The socialist and the libertarian next door.

    It could be interactive. I'd set it up like those scenes in the old Home Improvements when what's his face was conferring with the neighbor who's face you couldn't see. Fox viewers could hide the neighbor's face, and CNN viewers could hide Rand's.

    Rand. What a stupid fucking name.

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    Reminds me of when that dude put that nazi to sleep with one punch. Physical violence is not good, but boy, watching this feels so satisfying. Wish the neighbor was wearing a gopro.
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    they didn't think there was much at the time, so it was 4th. Probably go up to 2nd.

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    What of the 2 timing slut wife.
    Rand is an asshole but she is no better for fucking that douchebag.
    Please DO NOT construe this to mean she deserves to be hit because I don't agree with that no matter how many times she was unfaithful. Only scumbags do that !!!!!!

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    The lack of serious charges does seem unusual....

    If attacking an asshole senator is only a misdemeanor than I'm catching the next train to DC
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    Quote Originally Posted by wyeaster View Post
    you don't live next door and see his punchable face every day
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    Quote Originally Posted by My Pet Powder Goat View Post
    If attacking an asshole senator is only a misdemeanor than I'm catching the next train to DC
    lol word

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kenny Satch View Post
    What of the 2 timing slut wife.
    Rand is an asshole but she is no better for fucking that douchebag.
    Please DO NOT construe this to mean she deserves to be hit because I don't agree with that no matter how many times she was unfaithful. Only scumbags do that !!!!!!
    Probably a little early to drag her into this. I haven't seen any confirmation of what initiated the fight.

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    No love for the Aqua Buddha?

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