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11-03-2017, 11:37 AM #1
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Is this a sex toy?
Been floating around my house for a few days. Enquiring minds want to know.
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11-03-2017, 11:40 AM #2
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Sniff test?
crab in my shoe mouth
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11-03-2017, 11:42 AM #3
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Anything can be a sextoy if one tries hard and believes in themselves.
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11-03-2017, 11:48 AM #4
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sniff test says the dogs have been loving the hell out of it since it appeared on the floor one morning. Which would be accurate.
Originally Posted by buttahflake
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11-03-2017, 11:51 AM #5
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Looks like a shoehorn, but like anything can be used to open a beer ...
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11-03-2017, 11:54 AM #6
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I can get more pictures if it helps us get to the bottom of this mystery, but the pictured object is round and made of soft rubber. Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark
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11-03-2017, 11:56 AM #7
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Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.
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11-03-2017, 12:06 PM #8
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If you have to ask...
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11-03-2017, 12:10 PM #9
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You have five senses, right? So far, you're only using sight, and maybe touch.
- smell?
- taste? Originally Posted by powder11
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11-03-2017, 12:15 PM #10
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Try inserting it somewhere and report back.
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11-03-2017, 12:36 PM #11
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Originally Posted by wicked_sick
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11-03-2017, 12:45 PM #12
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Looks like it could hit some spots of the female anatomy, but doesn't look like such a friendly entrance potentially which I would not be able to test and not willing to make do.
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11-03-2017, 02:21 PM #13
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I would send it in to Ask This Old House--they do a segment where the experts try to guess the purpose of various obscure pieces of hardware.
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11-03-2017, 03:02 PM #14
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Dip it in some DPS Phantom Glide and PM elbowdeepmafia. Originally Posted by fatnslow
Originally Posted by powder11
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11-03-2017, 03:33 PM #15
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Dogs do love vagina! Looks more like a buttplug, tho. Especially with the soft rubber. And dogs really like sniffing butts even more than things that smell like vagina. Originally Posted by ghosthop
Bwahaha! Originally Posted by El Chupacabra
No longer stuck.
Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn
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11-03-2017, 06:00 PM #16
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Beer opener or sex you, is there a difference? Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark
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11-03-2017, 06:22 PM #17
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Story time? Originally Posted by ghosthop
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11-04-2017, 12:06 AM #18
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Since this isn’t sprocket rockets I’m actually going to take your word for it. Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn
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11-04-2017, 01:13 AM #19
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Is this a sex toy?
It looks like you are missing the handle to that piece and the blue part goes up your asshole. See picture on bottom right Originally Posted by ghosthop
Been floating around my house for a few days. Enquiring minds want to know.
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11-04-2017, 01:14 AM #20
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11-04-2017, 01:20 AM #21
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Reading the online description of this sex toy it is curved to stimulate a mans prostate. Your dogs have been playing with a gay sex toy.
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11-04-2017, 08:06 AM #22
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Make it the official ITAST thread? I assume this came from the school harvest fest last night. It was on the counter this morning.
Remind me. We'll send him a red cap and a Speedo.
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11-04-2017, 10:42 AM #23
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No. That is not a sex toy. It's a toothbrush. Definitely a brand new toothbrush. You should use it and give a review.
Originally Posted by XXX-er
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11-04-2017, 10:57 AM #24
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$169! Originally Posted by WTF is dat
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11-04-2017, 12:55 PM #25
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Still no explanation from OP as to how the device arrived at his/her house
Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.
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