Things that are douchey

[deepsouthmafia]

But no. I’m just messing. We are common law married, have lived together forever, but never actually had a ceremony or anything. So “technically” we are not married. Sometimes I slip up and call her my GF. For all intensive purposes, she is my wife.
I prefer the term ball and chain, though.

[willywhit]

But no. I’m just messing. We are common law married, have lived together forever, but never actually had a ceremony or anything. So “technically” we are not married. Sometimes I slip up and call her my GF. For all intensive purposes, she is my wife.
I prefer the term ball and chain, though.

useless without naked pics

[Timberridge]

both are a lie

So DSM is gay but hiding behind a sham of a heterosexual relationship? I'm shocked.

[babybear]

For all intensive purposes, she is my wife.

"for all intents and purposes" is what you were looking for here
where do you live out of curiousity? in my state they dont recognize common law

[Timberridge]

its "porpoises" b-bear

[babybear]

its "porpoises" b-bear

egad thanks. so embarrassed

[wyeaster]

"for all intents and purposes" is what you were looking for here
where do you live out of curiousity? in my state they dont recognize common law

maybe he has intensive purposes for her

[willywhit]

"for all intents and purposes" is what you were looking for here
where do you live out of curiousity? in my state they dont recognize common law

they ski in alabama ?

[Bobcat Sig]

So DSM is gay but hiding behind a sham of a heterosexual relationship? I'm shocked.

Beard. DSM has a 'beard.'

[deepsouthmafia]

Beard. DSM has a 'beard.'

I do’nt follow...

[irul&ublo]

"for all intents and purposes" is what you were looking for here
where do you live out of curiousity? in my state they dont recognize common law

Maybe he meant that for casual purposes she is not. Or, he’s just uneducated

[Ted Striker]

^^^ Well, he doesn't know how to use apostrophes.

[Bobcat Sig]

I do’nt follow...

Maybe he meant that for casual purposes she is not. Or, he’s just uneducated

^^^ Well, he doesn't know how to use apostrophes.

I rest my case

[riser4]

Beard. DSM has a 'beard.'

Are they brother and sister?

[iceman]

Who, the cousins?

[rideit]

American men who wear necklaces.

[MakersTeleMark]

American men who wear necklaces.

I pitty the fool.

But those colored rubber band bracelets have to go.

[~mikey b]

The silicon wedding bands are next

[~mikey b]

Gay jokes are douchey

[Bobcat Sig]

The silicon wedding bands are next

Not when I'm riding bikes. No way I want my finger degloved or have a paramedic cut of my wedding ring.

[reckless toboggan]

Not when I'm riding bikes. No way I want my finger degloved or have a paramedic cut of my wedding ring.

This.

[mall walker]

how would a biking accident deglove your finger? is this common?

[reckless toboggan]

how would a biking accident deglove your finger? is this common?

I wear silicon rings anytime I'm doing anything athletic or that involves spinning or grabby shit (drills, saws, industrial equipment, etc.)

YouTube degloving.

It's fucking gnarly.

[bourbonisgood]

I wear silicon rings anytime I'm doing anything athletic or that involves spinning or grabby shit (drills, saws, industrial equipment, etc.)

YouTube degloving.

It's fucking gnarly.

This. Silicon rings should be standard practice for active individuals.

[mall walker]

yeah I mean I take my ring off to climb, and am familiar with how gross degloving is... just never heard of it happening biking is all.

'twould suck though