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  1. 10-28-2017, 08:40 AM #1
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    Truisms

    If you try to move a rug a dog will stand on it
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    seriously though- they cd be nowhere in sight and I go to straighten out a random hallway rug and one just appears so I decided to accept it as a fact
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    Quote Originally Posted by galibier_numero_un View Post
    If the toast falls and lands butter side up, it's because you buttered the wrong side.

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    Quote Originally Posted by b-bear View Post
    If you try to move a rug a dog will stand on it
    similarly: if you lay down any article of clothing on the bed, however briefly, a cat will sit on it
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    Quote Originally Posted by scottyb View Post
    You can't always get what you want.
    haha i came to post that
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    Quote Originally Posted by wyeaster View Post
    haha i came to post that
    Great minds think alike.

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    Quote Originally Posted by uglymoney View Post
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