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  1. #1
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    I AM WILLING TO OUT DRINK ALL OF YOU

    Just as soon as Iím done here.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    I don't doubt that you have some chops, but I'm pretty sure there are some hardcore drunks in this joint.
    "Judge me by the enemies I have made." -FDR

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    Hey OP

    "You don’t want these problems man...we answer everybody that ask for us"
    -Landon Collins
    "Can't you see..."

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    Not saying I want to enter this contest with you, but I bet it depends on the venue.
    You might get a run for your money if you go to altitude against a mag that's seasoned to it.
    what are the parameters here in case I want to sponsor someone?
    skid luxury

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    Old school rules.

    Domestic bottles with shot backs of your choice.

    In between rounds we tell lies and progressively yell louder at each other.

    No Don McLean on the jukebox.







    Marshall: I regretted it the instant I posted it.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Willing, yes. But capable?

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    Bmills - you ever use the newfangled hangover cure?

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    Quote Originally Posted by that dude who did that thing View Post
    I don't doubt that you have some chops, but I'm pretty sure there are some hardcore drunks in this joint.
    He's at the dentist staring at 16 year olds at the moment.
    Quote Originally Posted by Downbound Train View Post
    And there will come a day when our ancestors look back...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dromontana View Post
    Bmills - you ever use the newfangled hangover cure?
    Keep drinking?

    Shit, that can not be unread!
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dromontana View Post

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dromontana View Post
    I have not. Advil, water and bad food are what I go to when I’m hurt. A nap if I’m so lucky too. Couldn’t tell you the last time I was able to do that though. So it’s usually just the first 3 and plow on through.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    My marks-alot is ready. Standard Ozzy on the forehead and peanut butter for the socks

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    Quote Originally Posted by grinch View Post
    My marks-alot is ready. Standard Ozzy on the forehead and peanut butter for the socks
    I will not be wearing a scribble tuxedo by the end of this.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Reminds me of that fucking viking who yelled at me "drink Canadian! "

    So I fucked him up bad and I drank everyone else under the table too

    The next am I pointed out that in Canada we know how to handle our liqour

    So that stuff is poison eh? thro them shots over yer shoulder into the jungle
    Lee Lau - xxx-er is the laziest Asian canuck I know

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Just as soon as I’m done here.
    You're on!
    No longer stuck.

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    Just an uneducated guess.

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    let's do this

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Just as soon as I’m done here.

    knock yourself out

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    Quote Originally Posted by mbillie1 View Post
    let's do this
    Office bar ended with a reasonable 2 beers. A quick stop off at the local dive on the way home and I'm primed with 3 in the belly. 3.5 if you count the house wine (jager) that was placed in front of me without asking.

    Fam is on their way to SC. Imma gonna drink you clowns under the table.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    I am of Scottish descent, so when are we doing this? I have yet to meet the beer I can't drink bottle after bottle all day and night and with a nice rye back, I will crush you.
    Quote Originally Posted by leroy jenkins View Post
    I think you'd have an easier time understanding people if you remembered that 80% of them are fucking morons.
    That is why I like dogs, more than most people.

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    My dad is Scottish ó I received no special powers regarding processing alcohol

    Did I miss a scheduled gathering to hand out super livers?

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    Own your fail. ~Jer~

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    Quote Originally Posted by liv2ski View Post
    I am of Scottish descent, so when are we doing this? I have yet to meet the beer I can't drink bottle after bottle all day and night and with a nice rye back, I will crush you.
    I am of English and Czech heritage and am not afraid to let it fly tonight. I've got longneck Bud heavys and gallons of Woodford. Although an old school throwdown may call for jager, and for me to take the short Uber back to the bar to make this shit official.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    I want to make sure I'm up to speed. BMills had drinks with the work crew, stopped at the local, and he's still only 3.5 drinks in? Also, he's two hours ahead of me, but only 1.5 drinks? I think this one is still anybody's to win.
    "Judge me by the enemies I have made." -FDR

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    Quote Originally Posted by that dude who did that thing View Post
    I want to make sure I'm up to speed. BMills had drinks with the work crew, stopped at the local, and he's still only 3.5 drinks in? Also, he's two hours ahead of me, but only 1.5 drinks? I think this one is still anybody's to win.
    I like your spirit and scorekeeping Jimmy. This hare is in tortoise mode to start because I know it's going to be a long night.

    That and in all fairness I had to change out of my work clothes and feed the dog. Otherwise I would have never left the local dive. My seat will be warm when I return.
    I still call it The Jake.

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