Do you have a “crew name?”

**LHutz Esq** · 10-08-2017, 08:42 PM

Originally Posted by reckless toboggan

TGR is ridiculous. It’s crazy. I feel like I’m babysitting, except I’m not getting paid.

Actually that reminds me of my crew, we were a crew of friends, girls between 11 and 13 years old, who live in the suburban town of Stoneybrook, Connecticut. Us friends ran a local babysitting service called the "Baby-Sitters Club." The original four members were Kristy (founder and president), Mary Anne (secretary), Claudia, and Stacey, but the total number of the crew members varied throughout the years. We would confront common problems such as illness, sibling rivalry, peer conflicts, jealousy, and parents' divorce and remarriage.

Ah BSC 4 LF - what a crew.

**adrenalated** · 10-08-2017, 08:50 PM

We go by "People who boned deepsouthmafia's mom"

**SkiBall** · 10-08-2017, 08:59 PM

Damn, talk about a mountain takeover.

**reckless toboggan** · 10-08-2017, 09:42 PM

Originally Posted by LHutz Esq

Actually that reminds me of my crew, we were a crew of friends, girls between 11 and 13 years old, who live in the suburban town of Stoneybrook, Connecticut. Us friends ran a local babysitting service called the "Baby-Sitters Club." The original four members were Kristy (founder and president), Mary Anne (secretary), Claudia, and Stacey, but the total number of the crew members varied throughout the years. We would confront common problems such as illness, sibling rivalry, peer conflicts, jealousy, and parents' divorce and remarriage.

Ah BSC 4 LF - what a crew.

Yeah, but it's a good check. See, Chris' mom wrote it to Chris 'cause Chris bought her something, I can't remember what. Then I bought Chris some press-on nails, I gave Chris the difference, and she wrote the check over to me. So I'll write the check over to you, you keep the difference, and I'll take the hot dog. So, you got a pen?

You slip me the cash, and I'll slip you the weiner.

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The dishes are done, dude.

**deepsouthmafia** · 10-09-2017, 07:23 AM

Originally Posted by adrenalated

We go by "People who boned deepsouthmafia's mom"

Effing inappropriate, dude. That’s taking it WAY too far. Not cool.

**detrusor** · 10-09-2017, 07:30 AM

I don’t think you’ve read much of what goes on here. Maybe you should talk to Greg.

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**skifishbum** · 10-09-2017, 07:55 AM

i haz fog qualifications and solitenure
but i actually ski way to much to be part of that crew

**skihost** · 10-09-2017, 07:59 AM

"FOGS" Funny Old Guys at SOLITUDE Utah....Yes, We have a Crew that spans 3 Generations, Maybe more??
I enjoy our daily 10:30 am RED BEER,... Followed up by a catered, Hot lunch over at Georges Corner....

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**TBS** · 10-09-2017, 08:06 AM

Originally Posted by adrenalated

We go by "People who boned deepsouthmafia's mom"

Originally Posted by deepsouthmafia

Effing inappropriate, dude. That’s taking it WAY too far. Not cool.

True. You should join the "won't bone deepsouthmafia's mom because she always has open chancres" crew. The Clap is not funny.

**wyeaster** · 10-09-2017, 08:31 AM

**SILENCER** · 10-09-2017, 09:40 AM

We are the Assassins.

Mediocre riders, but we kill the booze.

**deepsouthmafia** · 10-09-2017, 09:45 AM

Originally Posted by SILENCER

We are the Assassins.

Mediocre riders, but we kill the booze.

I like the name! Please don’t drink WHILE skiing, though. Very dangerous. Save it for aprës.

**NW_SKIER** · 10-09-2017, 09:52 AM

Originally Posted by deepsouthmafia

Effing inappropriate, dude. That’s taking it WAY too far. Not cool.

That's what your mom said when I stuck it in her butt

**Banh Mi** · 10-09-2017, 10:04 AM

You told me She hated the initial entry, but once you peed in her butt, she felt relief

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**thebirdhunter** · 10-09-2017, 10:55 AM

There was a group of dudes from NYC who came out and skied the Bird every year back in the 90's, they called themselves Team Brokeback. I think Team Brokeback quadruples every year.

**Kopi_Red** · 10-09-2017, 12:13 PM

Originally Posted by adrenalated

We go by "People who boned deepsouthmafia's mom"

**My Pet Powder Goat** · 10-09-2017, 12:20 PM

The loose group of ski bums that ski the canyon's Ridgeline are sometimes referred to as "ridge rats"

**NW_SKIER** · 10-09-2017, 12:38 PM

I used to run with a crew too when I was young. We were known as "The Greasers." My brothers Dally and Soda pop were also in the crew. We had regular dust-ups with our main rivals, "The Socs."

Things got real bad when I started to develop feelings for one of the Soc girls. Cherry wasn't like all the other Socs I met. She was different. But her boyfriend Bob didn't like her hanging around me and one night, him and his buddy Randy, tried to drown me in the fountain in the park. Luckily for me, my friend Johnny was there. He pulled out his switchblade and stabbed Bob to death.

I owed Johnny my life, so I hid from the law with him. Eventually, we decided to turn ourselves in, but on the way back, we discovered the church was on fire. While trying to rescue the children trapped inside, Johnny was crushed by a falling beam. His back was broken. It was determined he would be charged with manslaughter in the death of Bob as well. We were all more concerned with him getting better than the charges against him.

We decided to settle things once and for all with a giant rumble. The Socs vs The Greasers. After kicking their ass, we discovered that Johnny had passed away in the hospital. I was crushed. But my brother Dally took it the hardest. He was killed after losing his mind and robbing a store. The cops shot him dead when he pulled an empty gun on them while running away.

I left my life as a member of the crew that day. I've never looked back.

**Ottime** · 10-09-2017, 12:43 PM

Originally Posted by deepsouthmafia

Effing inappropriate, dude. That’s taking it WAY too far. Not cool.

Really? You've been here for seven years and this takes you by surprise?

Take a lap.

**Danno** · 10-09-2017, 01:00 PM

I'm trying to wrap my head around the idea that someone is doing all of this for the trolling pleasure. Because it has to be a troll.

I guess I just don't understand the joy of the long troll.

**El Chupacabra** · 10-09-2017, 01:07 PM

Originally Posted by Danno

I'm trying to wrap my head around the idea that someone is doing all of this for the trolling pleasure. Because it has to be a troll.

I guess I just don't understand the joy of the long troll.

How about the "living under the bridge crew?"

**El Chupacabra** · 10-09-2017, 01:09 PM

Originally Posted by deepsouthmafia

Effing inappropriate, dude. That’s taking it WAY too far. Not cool.

Not as far as your Mom took it!

**grrrr** · 10-10-2017, 08:59 PM

So, do you have a crew sign? Like you poke each other in the deep south, and hold up the stinky pinky for a quick DOOD

Anyway lift season starts Friday the 13th for Dercum's Ditch of Death. See you all there.

**raisingarizona13** · 10-10-2017, 09:16 PM

Originally Posted by El Chupacabra

How about the "living under the bridge crew?"

I once found a whole carton of eggs under a bridge.

**JimmyCarter** · 10-11-2017, 11:59 AM

Originally Posted by Danno

I'm trying to wrap my head around the idea that someone is doing all of this for the trolling pleasure. Because it has to be a troll.

I guess I just don't understand the joy of the long troll.

Of course its a fucking troll but look how hard people keep biting at it.