How Did You Prove Your Manliness Today?

**Art Shirk** · 10-12-2017, 11:31 AM

Originally Posted by Kenny Satch

I backed into a parking spot without using the backup camera.

Pfft, my wife does that every day.

**Kenny Satch** · 10-12-2017, 12:53 PM

Originally Posted by Art Shirk

Pfft, my wife does that every day.

LoL
She's a keeper.

**2bjenny** · 10-12-2017, 01:58 PM

Unboxed a bunch of tools I ordered, complained to the vendor that I was missing a set of bolt cutters, then took a bunch of empty boxes to the dumpster in a diesel truck. Now I am procrastinating.

**AK47bp** · 10-12-2017, 02:35 PM

I sat on my balls and got a stomach ache.

**Timberridge** · 10-12-2017, 02:41 PM

There was no sign, so I grabbed my nutsack and repeatedly hit it against a chain link fence. I might do it again tomorrow after the swelling goes down.

**PNWbrit** · 10-12-2017, 02:43 PM

Originally Posted by snoqpass

Those are some ugly ass toes.

**BC13** · 10-12-2017, 02:55 PM

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And now remember why it is so nice to have wood delivered and stacked!

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**Art Shirk** · 10-12-2017, 03:27 PM

Originally Posted by Kenny Satch

LoL
She's a keeper.

I never said she didn't run into anything. Just that she doesn't use the camera.

**Art Shirk** · 10-12-2017, 03:37 PM

Originally Posted by BC13

And now remember why it is so nice to have wood delivered and stacked!

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Did your wife lift the heavy pieces into the log splitter for you?

**Game Over** · 10-12-2017, 04:17 PM

No lifting is required with a vertical splitter. Of course you back gets equally as fucked bending over...

**happytimefunbox** · 10-12-2017, 04:34 PM

No TP today, used a paper towel without a moment's hesitation

**riser4** · 10-12-2017, 04:56 PM

Originally Posted by TheFugitive

No TP today, used a paper towel without a moment's hesitation

This one time I had to use the cardboard from the empty roll. Fortunately there were several empty rolls to use. And fortunately it wasn't my toilet and plumbing.

**highangle** · 10-12-2017, 06:59 PM

Originally Posted by snoqpass

You need to drill that nail in a couple spots to let the fluid out. You'll still prob lose the nail, but it'll hurt a lot less.

Srsly. It won't hurt, the nail has already separated from the painy parts by the fluid that will continue to pressurize under there.
And you already got something to take you mind off the pain if you drill too deep, which you won't unless you're some kind of sick maso...Sorry mate. Just don't drill too deep. If you do, post more pics.

**shroom** · 10-12-2017, 07:08 PM

Originally Posted by riser3

This one time I had to use the cardboard from the empty roll. Fortunately there were several empty rolls to use. And fortunately it wasn't my toilet and plumbing.

couldn’t throw it in the trash like a worldly man?

SB · 10-12-2017, 07:08 PM

Originally Posted by TheFugitive

No TP today, used a paper towel without a moment's hesitation

I used a small furry creature that happen to be running by.

I pissed off of my deck.

SB · 10-12-2017, 07:14 PM

I also washed 12 kegs, did laundry, heat molded some Intuitions in new ski touring boots and defrosted my upright freezer.

**BC13** · 10-12-2017, 07:45 PM

Originally Posted by Art Shirk

Did your wife lift the heavy pieces into the log splitter for you?

No dice, but I did ask her if she wanted to take a turn.

It would have taken me a month to split that wood by hand!

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**BC13** · 10-12-2017, 07:47 PM

Originally Posted by steepconcrete

No lifting is required with a vertical splitter. Of course you back gets equally as fucked bending over...

I can attest to that. There is simply no way to avoid jacking your back while splitting big rounds of hardwood.

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**~mikey b** · 10-12-2017, 08:11 PM

I babysat a 16 month old dude for my buddy. A great day.

**summit** · 10-12-2017, 08:23 PM

Originally Posted by mikey b

I babysat a 16 month old dude for my buddy. A great day.

Originally Posted by mikey b

Watched two sets of kids so their parents could do important stuff. Two 2 year olds and two 6 year olds. Ay caramba!

I mean... good on ya... but roles traditionally filled by a sub-minimum wage 12 year old girl don't make you manly.

Perhaps you should try something really manly like vaccinating your kid?

**snoqpass** · 10-12-2017, 08:28 PM

Originally Posted by highangle

You need to drill that nail in a couple spots to let the fluid out. You'll still prob lose the nail, but it'll hurt a lot less.

Srsly. It won't hurt, the nail has already separated from the painy parts by the fluid that will continue to pressurize under there.
And you already got something to take you mind off the pain if you drill too deep, which you won't unless you're some kind of sick maso...Sorry mate. Just don't drill too deep. If you do, post more pics.

I went for the hot needle but it was too late

**~mikey b** · 10-12-2017, 09:03 PM

Originally Posted by Summit

I mean... good on ya... but roles traditionally filled by a sub-minimum wage 12 year old girl don't make you manly.

Perhaps you should try something really manly like vaccinating your kid?

Spending a day with a baby is pretty manly around here. Most 12 year olds are in school all day. Just trying to be a good friend.

Vaccines?

**Jethro** · 10-12-2017, 09:12 PM

Tonight after work I replaced the broken kitchen faucet with the cheap ass one I bought off eBay. I am completely displeased with the quality I received for my $45 ��. I also discovered my sink shutoff valves don't quite shut off, so when I put in a better faucet, I will also be in the crawl space stubbing up longer hot and cold lines. It sucks being so manly that I have to do all this work myself. If I wasn't so manly I could pay someone to do this shit work and I could do something fun.

**mtngirl79** · 10-12-2017, 09:53 PM

Fixing stuff is hot. Friend put a new battery in my car a couple days ago, and he was so manly and hot. Way more manly and hot than he was when my battery was bad.