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  1. #226
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    Quote Originally Posted by Art Shirk View Post
    Did your wife lift the heavy pieces into the log splitter for you?
    No dice, but I did ask her if she wanted to take a turn.

    It would have taken me a month to split that wood by hand!

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    Quote Originally Posted by steepconcrete View Post
    No lifting is required with a vertical splitter. Of course you back gets equally as fucked bending over...
    I can attest to that. There is simply no way to avoid jacking your back while splitting big rounds of hardwood.

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    I babysat a 16 month old dude for my buddy. A great day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikey b
    I babysat a 16 month old dude for my buddy. A great day.
    Quote Originally Posted by mikey b
    Watched two sets of kids so their parents could do important stuff. Two 2 year olds and two 6 year olds. Ay caramba!
    I mean... good on ya... but roles traditionally filled by a sub-minimum wage 12 year old girl don't make you manly.

    Perhaps you should try something really manly like vaccinating your kid?
    Quote Originally Posted by blurred
    skiing is hiking all day so that you can ski on shitty gear for 5 minutes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by highangle View Post
    You need to drill that nail in a couple spots to let the fluid out. You'll still prob lose the nail, but it'll hurt a lot less.

    Srsly. It won't hurt, the nail has already separated from the painy parts by the fluid that will continue to pressurize under there.
    And you already got something to take you mind off the pain if you drill too deep, which you won't unless you're some kind of sick maso...Sorry mate. Just don't drill too deep. If you do, post more pics.
    I went for the hot needle but it was too late
    I have a responsibility to not be intimidated and bullied by low life losers who abuse what little power is granted to them as ski patrollers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Summit View Post
    I mean... good on ya... but roles traditionally filled by a sub-minimum wage 12 year old girl don't make you manly.

    Perhaps you should try something really manly like vaccinating your kid?
    Spending a day with a baby is pretty manly around here. Most 12 year olds are in school all day. Just trying to be a good friend.

    Vaccines?

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    Tonight after work I replaced the broken kitchen faucet with the cheap ass one I bought off eBay. I am completely displeased with the quality I received for my $45 ��. I also discovered my sink shutoff valves don't quite shut off, so when I put in a better faucet, I will also be in the crawl space stubbing up longer hot and cold lines. It sucks being so manly that I have to do all this work myself. If I wasn't so manly I could pay someone to do this shit work and I could do something fun.

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    Fixing stuff is hot. Friend put a new battery in my car a couple days ago, and he was so manly and hot. Way more manly and hot than he was when my battery was bad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by snoqpass View Post
    Your penis looks strange,...you should definitely get that checked out

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    How Did You Prove Your Manliness Today?

    Quote Originally Posted by reckless toboggan View Post
    Your penis looks strange,...you should definitely get that checked out
    Manly men don't call them penises, you got any chicken pot pie recipes or Praxis skis?
    I have a responsibility to not be intimidated and bullied by low life losers who abuse what little power is granted to them as ski patrollers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by snoqpass View Post
    looks to me like you have long curly toe disorder. haven't seen that in a while.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wyeaster View Post
    looks to me like you have long curly toe disorder. haven't seen that in a while.
    Apparently I have bigger hands than Trump which saying a whole fucking lot
    I have a responsibility to not be intimidated and bullied by low life losers who abuse what little power is granted to them as ski patrollers.

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    How Did You Prove Your Manliness Today?

    Quote Originally Posted by PNWbrit View Post
    Those are some ugly ass toes.
    Sez the guy who came from an island where the people look like they have a mouthful of baked beans when they smile
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    You're comparing your toe to brits teeth?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jethro View Post
    ...It sucks being so manly that I have to do all this work myself. If I wasn't so manly I could pay someone to do this shit work and I could do something fun.
    Damned if I wasn't thinking exactly the same thing while I was prepping my wood windows today for painting - sanding and caulking - like I do every fall. It gets old.
    山、川、森林、砂漠、海、空

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    Vinyl windows, one of the best things I ever spent cash on.

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    I did a full rebuild on a toilet. Only thing not new is the porcelain and seat at this point.

    Doesn't leak anymore either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scottyb View Post
    defrosted my upright freezer.
    on my list of manly things to do....
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    If I lived in WA, Oft would be my realtor. Seriously.

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    Planted the garlic in the garden, digging in the earth with my bare hands.

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    Quote Originally Posted by snoqpass View Post
    Sez the guy who came from an island where the people look like they have a mouthful of baked beans when they smile
    Please, MTT and Bunny have already won the TGR bad teeth contest.
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    And there will come a day when our ancestors look back...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by BC13 View Post
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    And now remember why it is so nice to have wood delivered and stacked!

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    If the BC cut collected and stacked the wood yourself then great, but using a log splitter doesn't help unless it broke down and you had to fix it.

    Think of it this way you get a man card for doing manly things. Cutting your own firewood, transporting it back home, splitting and stacking it, and then making your own fires gets you 5 man cards.

    You lose one for not cutting the wood yourself, two for having it delivered and stacked, one for using a log splitter. That leaves you with one left so hopefully you are starting your own fires.



    Of course if I had access to a log splitter I'd probably give away a man card. Splitting 3 plus cords of hardwood by hand takes a while and I'd rather do other things that would get me a man card like training bird dogs and ruffed grouse hunting which would still net me one man card.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Leavenworth Skier View Post
    I did a full rebuild on a toilet. Only thing not new is the porcelain and seat at this point.

    Doesn't leak anymore either.
    Did a full fill-up of a toilet at the office. Officially termed an eye-burner.
    In order to properly convert this thread to a polyasshat thread to more fully enrage the liberal left frequenting here...... (insert latest democratic blunder of your choice).

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    I masturbated into a potted plant in front of a hot chic

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    Quote Originally Posted by DBdude View Post
    I masturbated into a potted plant in front of a hot chic
    is that you Harvey? Cmon now...
    http://www.firsttracksonline.com

    I wish i could be like SkiFishBum

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grange View Post
    If the BC cut collected and stacked the wood yourself then great, but using a log splitter doesn't help unless it broke down and you had to fix it.

    Think of it this way you get a man card for doing manly things. Cutting your own firewood, transporting it back home, splitting and stacking it, and then making your own fires gets you 5 man cards.

    You lose one for not cutting the wood yourself, two for having it delivered and stacked, one for using a log splitter. That leaves you with one left so hopefully you are starting your own fires.



    Of course if I had access to a log splitter I'd probably give away a man card. Splitting 3 plus cords of hardwood by hand takes a while and I'd rather do other things that would get me a man card like training bird dogs and ruffed grouse hunting which would still net me one man card.
    I bucked it and stacked it. Did not cut the tree down.

    Now the guy who cut it got 3x manliness pts when the tree snapped off and fell in his direction while he was walking toward the tree with a smoke hanging out of his mouth and saw in hand. He ran directly away from the falling tree and made it with less than 10 feet to spare without swallowing or dropping his cigarette. I was impressed.

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