How Did You Prove Your Manliness Today?

[snoqpass]

Your penis looks strange,...you should definitely get that checked out

Manly men don't call them penises, you got any chicken pot pie recipes or Praxis skis?

[wyeaster]

looks to me like you have long curly toe disorder. haven't seen that in a while.

[snoqpass]

looks to me like you have long curly toe disorder. haven't seen that in a while.

Apparently I have bigger hands than Trump which saying a whole fucking lot

[snoqpass]

Those are some ugly ass toes.

Sez the guy who came from an island where the people look like they have a mouthful of baked beans when they smile

[mtngirl79]

You're comparing your toe to brits teeth?

[Meadow Skipper]

...It sucks being so manly that I have to do all this work myself. If I wasn't so manly I could pay someone to do this shit work and I could do something fun.

Damned if I wasn't thinking exactly the same thing while I was prepping my wood windows today for painting - sanding and caulking - like I do every fall. It gets old.

[SB]

Vinyl windows, one of the best things I ever spent cash on.

[TAFKALVS]

I did a full rebuild on a toilet. Only thing not new is the porcelain and seat at this point.

Doesn't leak anymore either.

[oftpiste]

defrosted my upright freezer.

on my list of manly things to do....

[SB]

Planted the garlic in the garden, digging in the earth with my bare hands.

[PNWbrit]

Sez the guy who came from an island where the people look like they have a mouthful of baked beans when they smile

Please, MTT and Bunny have already won the TGR bad teeth contest.

[Grange]

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And now remember why it is so nice to have wood delivered and stacked!

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If the BC cut collected and stacked the wood yourself then great, but using a log splitter doesn't help unless it broke down and you had to fix it.

Think of it this way you get a man card for doing manly things. Cutting your own firewood, transporting it back home, splitting and stacking it, and then making your own fires gets you 5 man cards.

You lose one for not cutting the wood yourself, two for having it delivered and stacked, one for using a log splitter. That leaves you with one left so hopefully you are starting your own fires.



Of course if I had access to a log splitter I'd probably give away a man card. Splitting 3 plus cords of hardwood by hand takes a while and I'd rather do other things that would get me a man card like training bird dogs and ruffed grouse hunting which would still net me one man card.

[TNKen]

I did a full rebuild on a toilet. Only thing not new is the porcelain and seat at this point.

Doesn't leak anymore either.

Did a full fill-up of a toilet at the office. Officially termed an eye-burner.

[DBdude]

I masturbated into a potted plant in front of a hot chic

[Skidog]

I masturbated into a potted plant in front of a hot chic

is that you Harvey? Cmon now...

[BC13]

If the BC cut collected and stacked the wood yourself then great, but using a log splitter doesn't help unless it broke down and you had to fix it.

Think of it this way you get a man card for doing manly things. Cutting your own firewood, transporting it back home, splitting and stacking it, and then making your own fires gets you 5 man cards.

You lose one for not cutting the wood yourself, two for having it delivered and stacked, one for using a log splitter. That leaves you with one left so hopefully you are starting your own fires.



Of course if I had access to a log splitter I'd probably give away a man card. Splitting 3 plus cords of hardwood by hand takes a while and I'd rather do other things that would get me a man card like training bird dogs and ruffed grouse hunting which would still net me one man card.

I bucked it and stacked it. Did not cut the tree down.

Now the guy who cut it got 3x manliness pts when the tree snapped off and fell in his direction while he was walking toward the tree with a smoke hanging out of his mouth and saw in hand. He ran directly away from the falling tree and made it with less than 10 feet to spare without swallowing or dropping his cigarette. I was impressed.

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[reckless toboggan]

Cmon now...

Sounds like he already did...

[nutmegchoi]

I had lunch with beer at work.

[DBdude]

I lied, she wasn't a hot chic, it was deepSouth's mom

[PNWbrit]

I lied, she wasn't a hot chic, it was deepSouth's mom

Was the plant attractive?

[DBdude]

I called the plant the next day and said I had a great time and asked if we could go out again

[JongDoe]

I called the plant the next day and said I had a great time and asked if we could go out again

^^^ Not manly at all. You gotta make the bitch wait and show her you're not desperate.

[Not Neil_Armstrong]

There should be a pic of LVS on a excavator here soon.

[2FUNKY]

Put my Hooks on this morning and climbed 6 phone poles and rebuilt 3 aerial terminals on hooks. All before 10a.m.

[Kopi_Red]

I've always wanted to put hooks on and try that.