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09-27-2017, 03:28 PM #1
yelgatgab
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We're not allowed to look at it, so why show it off?
Cleavage!
The title was "Cleavage", but seemed misleading lacking pics. What's up with it? Is it to challenge other women? Ever have your eyes completely freeze on it where you're incapable of looking away and you have to mumble "sorry " to the person displaying it? Me neither.Remind me. We'll send him a red cap and a Speedo.
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09-27-2017, 03:31 PM #2
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Frozen eyes is amateur hour. You must master the casual glance, focusing at a distant object beyond the cleavage. Fools 'em every time.
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09-27-2017, 03:32 PM #3
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Mmmm, titties
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09-27-2017, 03:54 PM #4
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I thought we solved this problem years ago...sun glasses.
Originally Posted by XXX-er
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09-27-2017, 04:10 PM #5
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Sí. Gafas del sol muy bueno por mirido las chicas. Originally Posted by reckless toboggan
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Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn
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09-27-2017, 04:17 PM #6
No I'm not an Australian
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The anticipation must be killing you. Originally Posted by NW_SKIER
Originally Posted by Downbound Train
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09-27-2017, 04:18 PM #7
pitter patter
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Cleavage is tits ok with me
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09-27-2017, 04:26 PM #8
yelgatgab
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Cleavage glancing is normal, sunglasses indoors is not.
Remind me. We'll send him a red cap and a Speedo.
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09-27-2017, 04:28 PM #9
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Mommy!
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09-27-2017, 04:32 PM #10
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Seinfeld nailed it years ago when he said (something to the effect), cleavage is like the sun, you don't stare at it, its too risky. You get a sense of it and then look away.
"Some folks may have the luxury to hold out for “the perfect.” But a lot of Americans are hurting right now and they can’t wait for that." - Hillary Clinton
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09-27-2017, 04:34 PM #11
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Excruciating Originally Posted by PNWbrit
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09-27-2017, 04:38 PM #12
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I should apologize to anyone who actually speaks Spanish
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Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn
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09-27-2017, 06:03 PM #13
Don't Panic
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This thread is worthless without pictures
I agree it is a constitutional right for Americans to be assholes...its just too bad that so many take the opportunity...iscariot
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09-27-2017, 06:38 PM #14
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What we have here is an intelligence failure. You may be familiar with staring directly at that when shaving. .
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One man can only push so many boulders up hills at one time.
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09-27-2017, 06:44 PM #15
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We're not allowed to look at it, so why show it off?
I give you all permission to look
There, problem solved
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09-27-2017, 07:00 PM #16
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Congrats. Your's are tits I don't want to see. Originally Posted by acinpdx
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09-27-2017, 07:09 PM #17
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Real, fake, or, is it all good?
Just love to have the balls to ask, "So, how much did those cost?"
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09-27-2017, 07:24 PM #18
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My non-existent girlfriend will be thrilled. Originally Posted by acinpdx
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Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn
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09-27-2017, 07:35 PM #19
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I luv me sum cleavon.
Dat one phunny bigger.watch out for snakes
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09-27-2017, 07:55 PM #20
Do I smell Bacon?
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We're not allowed to look at it, so why show it off?
I take direction from my 5yr old daughter. I discourage a stare, but an open gaze and innocent comment is perfectly acceptable! And then move on to other matters...
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09-27-2017, 08:19 PM #21
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This is a question that answers itself.
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09-27-2017, 08:27 PM #22
Been there, skied that.
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the fault lies with the woman displaying her cleavage, she chose to do that.
even at the beach, she could wear a one piece and lessen the stares; but she chose not to.TGR forums cannot handle SkiCougar !
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09-27-2017, 08:32 PM #23
Don't Panic
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It's okay to look, just not to stare.
I agree it is a constitutional right for Americans to be assholes...its just too bad that so many take the opportunity...iscariot
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09-27-2017, 08:32 PM #24
Do I smell Bacon?
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Innocence and its expression is lost on you, eh? Originally Posted by SkiCougar
My sympathies. A world without cleavage is what you desire (and one where derision and ridicule is promoted). Such a sad dystopia. May I suggest you need to spend more time amongst female Australians and Europeans at your local ski resort
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09-27-2017, 08:54 PM #25
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OMG. A nice one piece gives me way more wood than a bikini. Thanks Baywatch. Originally Posted by SkiCougar
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