mountain town fashion guide for mens

[Kenny Satch]

And there was this man.

Looks like Rudi Garmisch

[fastfred]

well some high end brand names around here WTF?

my daily dress for success in a mtn town

flip flops with white socks
cotton sweat pant shorts from walmart that I use as a rag so they are covered in glue, paint, and caulk
wife beater
t shirt either I found, was given away as shwag, or my mom sent me
insulated flanel from wal mart or a carhart hoodie
baseball hat, never purcahse one, again it's like the t-shirt, shwag, mom, or steal it

some pro tips:

wearing a beanie outside of dec-march is something punter does, don't wear a beanie in august
head to toe columbia paints and shirts, makes you look like a retiree gaper don't do it
high end niche clothing lines don't do it either, people will think your a tool
thrift store finds, hand me downs, lost and found boxes are the only way to go in a mountain town
puffy jackets are for metro sexuals don't wear a puffy unless your on the mounain
don't purchase nice carhart pants and wear them for anything other than work, nicely pressed, creased, and clean carharts don't make you look manly
and capris for men, don't do it, somethings are just not right

to the guy who got off the elevator yesterday, whoa was I shocked
I know I looked like a dirt bag, but at least I wasn't a metro sexual
guy had more product in his hair, nicely pressed pants, rolled at the cuffs
ironed plaid shirt
wow, do men really spend that much time getting dressed, shopping for clothes, primping themselves?
I do have to hand it to him, his wife was hot

[BigDaddy]

I don't dress like this on the slopes, but for around town and apres, yes.

[::: :::]

The coat alone has its own minion

Panties must dampen everywhere you go!

[smooth operator]

I also love the way the skier and the woman are eying each other.

[GeezerSteve]

Pendleton board shirt and jeans

[bodywhomper]

I live in the foothills, not the mountains. Today, I decided to wear clothes above AND below my waist.

[snoqpass]

Looks like Rudi Garmisch

Rudi has way more class

[TAFKALVS]

Today's selection for a fall hike:
Champion Boxer Briefs, black ($3)
Costco Wool Socks ($3)
TD Carlos Ray Pant, Wolf Grey ($60)
Kona Brewing Pipeline Porter T-shirt (~$25 not sure though, I was drunk at the brewery when I bought it.)
Firstlite Sawtooth Hybrid, black ($225)
Salewa Alp-mid GTX boots ($200)

Accessories:
Patagonia "lumbar" Pack ($??? Bought at the Outlet store in Dillon MT 15 years ago)
Walther PPS M2, 9mm ($450)
GunfightersINC Wraith IWB Holster (free?)
Generic Water Bottle with Logo (Free at Summer OR 2013!)
Norrona Windshirt (~$65 on closeout at Evo)
First Aid Kit
10 year old Suunto Compass
7 year old Black Diamond Spot headlamp

[Schemeboat]

he tried to get in front of me, Q & b-bear loading the tram. #denied

I recall just turning my back to the crowd and backing in

[::: :::]

Today's selection for a fall hike:
Champion Boxer Briefs, black ($3)
Costco Wool Socks ($3)
TD Carlos Ray Pant, Wolf Grey ($60)
Kona Brewing Pipeline Porter T-shirt (~$25 not sure though, I was drunk at the brewery when I bought it.)
Firstlite Sawtooth Hybrid, black ($225)
Salewa Alp-mid GTX boots ($200)

Accessories:
Patagonia "lumbar" Pack ($??? Bought at the Outlet store in Dillon MT 15 years ago)
Walther PPS M2, 9mm ($450)
GunfightersINC Wraith IWB Holster (free?)
Generic Water Bottle with Logo (Free at Summer OR 2013!)
Norrona Windshirt (~$65 on closeout at Evo)
First Aid Kit
10 year old Suunto Compass
7 year old Black Diamond Spot headlamp

fuck man
no links or hashtags?!?
#mountainlyfe

[TAFKALVS]

fuck man
no links or hashtags?!?
#mountainlyfe

I should avant link it all so I make a commission like a bottom of the barrel gear blog.

[OregonDead]

Can we make a commission on white dog hair?

I should avant link it all so I make a commission like a bottom of the barrel gear blog.

[dunfree]

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that's called dreamlivin' dude.

it's ChampionC9fromTarget boxers BTW. Gotta work that in. They'll sell you similar crappy underwear as Patagonia, with the same social justice pretensions, at 1/3 the price.

[TAFKALVS]

Can we make a commission on white dog hair?

seeing as my dog is a pointer, I have an abundance of it. At the rate she sheds, I'm surprised she even has hair left.

[BigDaddy]

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Looking a little like Tom Brady, with the slight right lean and side gaze. Are you sure those aren't Uggs?

[media310]

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