Looking for resort, slackcountry & a bit of backcountry, ski partners that rip.
I'm based in Niseko Japan all season, but hitting nearby stuffs also.
Ran out of ski buddies. Everyone's going off and getting "real jobs" and "responsibilities". Boring!
Resume:
35y/o antisocial ski bum / IT worker onlinerer
Number of bone fractures: 20
Assigned jacket color: green (one friend has blue, another has red, another has black, etc)
Faceplants per day: 1-2
Yardsale: 50% off!
Number of laides underwear purchased from vending machines: 0
Ski "days"/season: >100
Shortest ski "day": ~3 minutes
Fav park feature: optional "park skills extras package" not purchased
Lunch & Coffee breaks: no
Triggers: people stopping and blocking skin/cat/goat/traverse tracks
Coolness rating: Get off my lawn!
WiFi password: バンダバーグラム
Number of weather forecast checks per day: >4
Likes:
Japow on mountains
Alcohol
Japow in trees
Infectious powder stoke
Japow on pillows
Yelling at "professional" ski guides or instructors doing something stupid or wrong, usually blocking a traverse/goat track/gate (I don't target tourists).
Japow at night
Groms that rip
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