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    A mad pooper is terrorizing Colorado Springs.


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    Lots of Florida type stuff going down in CO lately.

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    Quote Originally Posted by capulin overdrive View Post
    Lots of Florida type stuff going down in CO lately.
    This is part of the californiazation of Colorado. We are just a few decades away from becoming the new Los Angeles.

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    Those are the deer.

    Hadn't you been to the springs before ? deer and deer poop all over.
    Eat em up Houston Cougars !

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    Maybe she is training for a race.


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    i can relate. But if this lady is within a few blocks of public restrooms, then this is some pretty self-centered BS. "Nope. Can't do it. Can't change my route. My app says 4 miles. Can't do 4.1"
    Charlie, here comes the deuce. And when you speak of me, speak well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WTF is dat View Post
    This is part of the californiazation of Colorado. We are just a few decades away from becoming the new Los Angeles.
    that is exactly what they said during
    the pike's peak gold rush of 1859.
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    Well, shit.
    Quote Originally Posted by XXX-er View Post
    the situation strikes me as WAY too much drama at this point

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    holy crap

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    She'll probably claim to have Crohn's disease.

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    it's performance art

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    A mad pooper is terrorizing Colorado Springs.

    She has a case of Ischemic Enteropathy.
    Struggle is real.
    And yes.
    She is a selfish weirdo.
    肉豆蔻崔

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    Her dog trained her.

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    ˇÓrale, vato!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva View Post
    Her dog trained her.

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    Maybe this will drive the Christian extremists out of Colorado Springs. It might become a better place.

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    Does this belong in "Shit that annoys you"?
    Merde De Glace On the Freak When Ski
    >>>200 cm Black Bamboo Sidewalled DPS Lotus 120 : Best Skis Ever <<<

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    article pulls no punches lol

    There’s no use trying to skirt around this, so let’s cut straight to the chase: A Colorado Springs woman has been taking big craps in front of someone’s house for a few weeks now. They’re calling her the Mad Pooper and she won’t stop. The cops are involved. It appears to be some sort of revenge pooping.
    also,

    Quote Originally Posted by Buster Highmen View Post
    Does this belong in "Shit that annoys you"?
    *golfclap*

    I can only hope that if I am fortunate enough to be mentioned in mainstream print that the sentence "It appears to be some sort of revenge pooping" will appear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mbillie1 View Post
    "revenge pooping"
    I'd be interested in the event that instigated said pooping.
    We had a secret shitter in dorm showers freshman year. Nasty shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva View Post
    Her dog trained her.
    You'd think she'd at least have the courtesy to bring poop bags with her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mbillie1 View Post
    *golfclap*

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    I'm told that's what you get from playing around with other peoples putters.
    Merde De Glace On the Freak When Ski
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    Quote Originally Posted by SkiCougar View Post
    Those are the deer.

    Hadn't you been to the springs before ? deer and deer poop all over.
    Nope. looks more like a cougar
    .

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    Is there any doubt we are completely phucked as a species?????
    What we have here is an intelligence failure. You may be familiar with staring directly at that when shaving. .
    -Ottime

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    Quote Originally Posted by The AD View Post
    You'd think she'd at least have the courtesy to bring poop bags with her.
    She'll leave them on the side of the trail for the poop fairy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by seano732 View Post
    Is there any doubt we are completely phucked as a feces?????
    fify
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    Well, Colorado Springs is.
    No longer stuck.

    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.

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    I thought revenge pooping was an upper decker, but this woman is an artist.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin

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