"Skiers" who drink alcohol on the slopes

[digitaldeath]

F'ing baller yo

i mean i wouldnt do it but id be on the chairlift like " hey did you see that faggot going in for chalet champagne at 2pm?"

[Meadow Skipper]

i mean i wouldnt do it but id be on the chairlift like " hey did you see that baller going in for chalet champagne with those ladies at 2pm? damn, dude's gonna be hittin' it."

Fixed, and yeah, that would be you.

[digitaldeath]

I messed up.

[deepsouthmafia]

Just do’nt do it, OK?
Please wait til aprês.

[Bunion 2020]

Hey DSM, those alpine heros at your namesake?

I have watched at least a couple of them hurl from the chair after a hard night of drinking. There were times I was one "uurp" away from it myself. The horrors.

[creaky fossil]

time to drop some science on this thread. Pretty much the same applies for snow sliding:

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True. At ages 17-19, I put this to the test at Gaithersburg MD skate park. And then I went & got me a BS in Biology, so I know science!

[deepsouthmafia]

Hey DSM, those alpine heros at your namesake?

I have watched at least a couple of them hurl from the chair after a hard night of drinking. There were times I was one "uurp" away from it myself. The horrors.

Skiing hungover, while uncomfortable, is’nt a direct hazord to those around you (unless you count the possibility of getting puked on from a chair as you ski under it- ewwww). And let’s be honest, we have all skied hungover.
But actually skiing under the influence? Unexceptable.

[doebedoe]

8:00am: 5mgs mary jane in the form of chocolate covered Espresso beans.
8:30: Load first lift
10:30: Check on the dog in the van. Snag beer from cooler.
10:45: Lift beer.
11:30: Pocket PB&J, 5mg more of edibles
1:00: Check on dog in van. Snag beer from cooler.
1:15: Lift beer #2.
3:30: Back to van. Hang with dog. Have beer. Drive home.

3 beers + 10mgs over 7hrs is the perfect ski day.

[digitaldeath]

10mgs

you vern troyer?

[willywhit]

People seriously ski on acid???!!! Is that a joke?

don't knock it until you've tried it
VAIL BB&B party in the woods, circa 1997 dumping snow and doing laps on shrooms. twas a good day, nobody got hurt. Got laid that night . just sayin'

[danmelon]

8:00am: 5mgs mary jane in the form of chocolate covered Espresso beans.
8:30: Load first lift
10:30: Check on the dog in the van. Snag beer from cooler.
10:45: Lift beer.
11:30: Pocket PB&J, 5mg more of edibles
1:00: Check on dog in van. Snag beer from cooler.
1:15: Lift beer #2.
3:30: Back to van. Hang with dog. Have beer. Drive home.

3 beers + 10mgs over 7hrs is the perfect ski day.

^^^ sweet day

love the caffeine mj combo.

[willywhit]

the day is wasted if you aren't

but all kidding aside I'll try to avoid the OP as I ski with my double bota bags of wine this winter

we need a bota bag thread.
pro tip; don't put the coke into it with the jack. evidently the bubbles expand and you'll have a jack and coke dripping under your arm pit. made that mistake...once.
Thanks for the stickers, mang

[doebedoe]

^^^ sweet day

love the caffeine mj combo.

And coffee on the drive up obviously.

[danmelon]

Hotboxing the gondy is a great way to make new friends on a powder day.

Load up w a bunch of strangers, start a little convo to make sure everbody is 'cool', burn up, unload and party w new buds!

[willywhit]

Hotboxing the gondy is a great way to make new friends on a powder day.

Load up w a bunch of strangers, start a little convo to make sure everbody is 'cool', burn up, unload and party w new buds!

until ya get that one guy that's "allergic" ... always a good idea to get a thumbs up before burning in the Ganjola

[deepsouthmafia]

I actually ski with a bota bag sometimes. Put some warm spiced cider in that sucker. Super yummy.

[core2]

One time a drunk guy was hurling puke off the chairlift and hurled too far forward and off he went. Patrol found him crumpled below the lift covered in puke and blood.

[deepsouthmafia]

And that is why you always put the safety bar down. This is’nt rocket science, people.

[Leshphilling77]

did some good skiing and drinking this weekend. took two beers just to find the motivation to load a lift

[willywhit]

I actually ski with a bota bag sometimes. Put some warm spiced cider in that sucker. Super yummy.

so good with some toblerone and oatmeal cookies

[WTF is dat]

I have enjoyed skiing on a variety of substances but I must say some of my favorites were lsd, psilocybin, and mda.


Alcohol can be enjoyable on the slopes but there are much better (and safer) highs you may enjoy on the slopes.


Also one day at Keystone I rode up with a guy who worked at the ski school and he was doing fatass lines of coke. It was like 9 in the morning. I thought that was pretty weird because he was about to go work a shift at the ski school? Wtf? This was last season.

[willywhit]

We stick to huffing whipped cream cans. Did we learn nothing from Better Off Dead?

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[baron]

Me either. I don't like to skin unless I'm tripping BALLS.

+1
I woulda loved to Trip and Ski !!! sadly, I stopped trippin like 20 years ago..wow ,did I have some journeys
Trippin outdoors and active, is about one the best experiences in life

[Meadow Skipper]

did some good skiing and drinking this weekend. took two beers just to find the motivation to load a lift

WROD there too?

[Vt-Freeheel]

I am going out early tomorrow, who wants to get a beer or two around 10:30?