"Skiers" who drink alcohol on the slopes

**deepsouthmafia** · 08-22-2017, 12:57 PM

Oh, Mr. Internet tough guy here. ^^
If I see you at Hunter Mountain this Winter, skiing around wasted, endangering myself and everyone else on the slopes, I will have patrol on your ass so fast it will make your head spin.
And hello?? Reading comprehension.
I didn't say I was a tee totaller. Just save it for aprés.
SMDH
Kids these days.

**doebedoe** · 08-22-2017, 01:00 PM

No way patrol or you are gonna catch stuckathuntermtn . Especially if he's had a few brewskis.

**raisingarizona13** · 08-22-2017, 01:38 PM

Troll or uptight cop guy?

I can't tell for sure.

Isn't being wasted a requirement for skiing at Hunter? I mean, how else is it going to be entertaining?

**deepsouthmafia** · 08-22-2017, 01:45 PM

I'm not uptight, and I'm certainly not a troll. I just think skiing around wasted is a REALLY bad idea. Call me old fashioned.

**happytimefunbox** · 08-22-2017, 01:49 PM

I like to snort a rail of flacca and tour inbounds when they are doing avy control. Talk about exciting!

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**AK47bp** · 08-22-2017, 01:53 PM

Bath salts and Spice are totally legal and safe to use.

**cmsummit** · 08-22-2017, 01:54 PM

Define "drink".

**Gepeto** · 08-22-2017, 01:57 PM

it'sbeenawhile... I'm ready

**Sirshredalot** · 08-22-2017, 02:03 PM

Originally Posted by TheFugitive

I like to snort a rail of flacca and tour inbounds when they are doing avy control. Talk about exciting!

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Me too, except I plug peyote buttons and then skin up and assist patrol by kicking large cornices.

**TahoeJ** · 08-22-2017, 02:35 PM

Originally Posted by deepsouthmafia

I'm not uptight, and I'm certainly not a troll. I just think skiing around wasted is a REALLY bad idea. Call me old fashioned.

You sound pretty uptight. Nothing wrong with a beer or two if you can handle it.

Obviously there are limits: https://www.tetongravity.com/video/s...to-put-skis-on

I personally like to get fucked up and then conduct my own avy control work in the BC. Booze + explosives = Fun!!!

**core2** · 08-22-2017, 02:40 PM

Two beer run right after lunch is always the best run of the day. GTFO

**Banh Mi** · 08-22-2017, 02:47 PM

OP is primarily a groomer skier, right?

**deepsouthmafia** · 08-22-2017, 02:53 PM

Originally Posted by Betelgeuse

OP is primarily a groomer skier, right?

Correct. What is your point?

**happytimefunbox** · 08-22-2017, 02:54 PM

Originally Posted by Sirshredalot

Me too, except I plug peyote buttons and then skin up and assist patrol by kicking large cornices.

Dude this sounds like a party I want to attend! We can flakkayote!

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**Peruvian** · 08-22-2017, 02:55 PM

I don't think you would like skiing at Magic. On many levels.

**Banh Mi** · 08-22-2017, 02:57 PM

Originally Posted by deepsouthmafia

Correct. What is your point?

Are you even core, brahhh?

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**Banh Mi** · 08-22-2017, 02:59 PM

Wondering, do you enjoy groomers more, or are you incapable of skiing off piste?

Maybe drinking (one or two beers) could help with your off piste skiing.

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**mtnjam** · 08-22-2017, 03:03 PM

I do a line of coke on the drive up, a little bump after I get my boots on, and before I get to the lift line I smoke a bowl of meth right before I get on the lift to see how fast I can get to 10K of vertical. Straight line every run yelling "STRAVA!" GTF outta my way!

Smoke a big phatty at lunchtime to calm me down a little and pound a couple of silos of Bud Light with no food so I'm good and sauced to run into all you Jerry's and not feel a thing.

Seriously though, are you Jeff Sessions?

**IslandSnow** · 08-22-2017, 03:07 PM

Originally Posted by deepsouthmafia

:rolls eyes:
Who said anything about getting loaded? I might have a shot or two of Üllr, but thats about it.

So, having a couple of shots and then driving is fine, but having a couple of shots (or beers) and then skiing is beyond the pale?

**Vt-Freeheel** · 08-22-2017, 03:11 PM

I don't think this DSM kook would last long at a maggot ski day.

**Marshall Tucker** · 08-22-2017, 03:13 PM

How about smoking ciggies, is that ok?

**TEXASS** · 08-22-2017, 03:19 PM

I'm not uptight, and I'm certainly not a troll. I just think skiing around wasted is a REALLY bad idea. Call me old fashioned.

Im real Old Fashion...................you know, from the time you could do what you wanted as an adult without getting judged

**Kenny Satch** · 08-22-2017, 03:34 PM

The slopes are no place for sober people ! Sober skiers are a danger to the inebriated. They don't get out the way or get all uppity when you crash into them stinking of jack. Go figure
There needs to be more bars and self injection sites on the slopes to keep everyone safe. Instead of a shelf for goggles and gloves in the bathroom stall there should be a flat mirror for doing rails.
Ski safe and remember when you're on the slopes it's all about you and no one else.....Serious

**deepsouthmafia** · 08-22-2017, 03:51 PM

Serious responses only please.

**stuckathuntermtn** · 08-22-2017, 03:51 PM

Few things in life are ever 100% certain, but there is as near as possible to 100% a chance that you will not catch me skiing at Hunter Mountain this winter. Not because I might be too fast for you. Look at my profile, you fucking dolt. Or just the desktop site.

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