TGR Missed Connections: Larry from Sugarloaf

[snapt]

I'm totally drawing a blank here since I've douched my inbox recently, but Larry from Sugarloaf, you went for a bike ride with Anita and my FIL Fred, and told Fred you knew me from TGR and my former Tram Bar connection. Small planet we live on, which one of you is that?

[BmillsSkier]

Need more details.

Did he have a penetrating stare?

Did he drive a Sonata?

Was he passionate about horse meat?

[iceman]

He's from Kingsfield Maine, or thereabouts. It's one of two things, and about 50/50 odds.

1. He's a cool progressive Maine guy, he has ties to the area, loves the Great Maine Outdoors (it is damn good, btw) loves skiing anywhere at all and hopes to get out West more but can't move now because of family, job, or culture.

-or-

2. He's a total inbred psycho hillbilly Maineiac who would think nothing of killing you, your entire family, and everyone you ever loved.

So think twice before saying "beetlejuice" again is all I'm saying.

[Mofro261]

Well, at least one of those provides a shuddering glimpse into what goes on behind the potato curtain.

[iceman]

People in the rest of the country generally forget that New England had about a 200-year lead on them when it comes to getting inbred and freaky.

[digitaldeath]

Need more details.

Did he have a penetrating stare?

Did he drive a Sonata?

Was he passionate about horse meat?

Have I cucked you?

[Art Shirk]

He's from Kingsfield Maine, or thereabouts. It's one of two things, and about 50/50 odds.

1. He's a cool progressive Maine guy, he has ties to the area, loves the Great Maine Outdoors (it is damn good, btw) loves skiing anywhere at all and hopes to get out West more but can't move now because of family, job, or culture.

-or-

2. He's a total inbred psycho hillbilly Maineiac who would think nothing of killing you, your entire family, and everyone you ever loved.

So think twice before saying "beetlejuice" again is all I'm saying.

Fuck that's accurate

[Harry]

I admit it, it was me. My real name is Larry, not Harry.

[BmillsSkier]

Have I cucked you?

You're many things. A fucking Mainer isn't one of them.

[iceman]

Fuck that's accurate

You gotta be careful with the Maine guys. We know this in New England.

[snapt]

You gotta be careful with the Maine guys. We know this in New England.

Nobody told me this before I shacked up with a Maine lady.

[iceman]

And what happened?

[iceman]

I'm gonna bet she's a wildcat, fiercely loyal and ready to slit your throat in a heartbeat if you betray her.

[iceman]

But not that hot, so you're living dangerously from the git-go.

[Cruiser]

Iceman it's killing it in this thread. Bravo, sir. Bravo.

[mall walker]

But not that hot, so you're living dangerously from the git-go.

lmao

[Timberridge]

In lieu of a police artist sketch of Larry, a rough physical description would help.

[RootSkier]

Iceman it's killing it in this thread. Bravo, sir. Bravo.

Iceman is having a spectacular month overall.

[Timberridge]

Iceman is having a spectacular month overall.

Poster of the Month. The home office in Wilson should fax him his award.

[Peruvian]

Looking to smoke some big ol' j-bones and drink whatevah?

https://youtu.be/Q07S5XwCaWU

[BmillsSkier]

Poster of the Month. The home office in Wilson should fax him his award.

Completely agree.

[ticketchecker]

Hand raised here, actually my GF rode with Fred and Anita. They did the Rasputitsa loop while the rest of us went to KT.

[irul&ublo]

Speaking of Larrys, where's Old Larry been lately?

[Danno]

I'm Larry.

[BmillsSkier]

Just the one?

Is it all a ski town up there?