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  1. #1
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    Intel on Iceman, Otzi the OG skier

    damn this motherfucker had the illest ice axe i done ever seen

    god damn


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    Zone Controller

    "He wants to be a pro, bro, not some schmuck." - Hugh Conway

    "DigitalDeath would kick my ass. He has the reach of a polar bear." - Crass3000

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    Perfect for chipping glacial ice and trimming juniper berries for his gin and tonics.

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    What company making replicas of these?
    Zone Controller

    "He wants to be a pro, bro, not some schmuck." - Hugh Conway

    "DigitalDeath would kick my ass. He has the reach of a polar bear." - Crass3000

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    Beefeater.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    It'd be strung for a left handed motherfucking genius

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    Quote Originally Posted by digitaldeath View Post
    What company making replicas of these?
    Tomahawk. I think they're out of Tahoe.

  7. #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Conundrum View Post
    Maul. I think they're out of Tahoe.
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    Merde De Glace On the Freak When Ski
    >>>200 cm Black Bamboo Sidewalled DPS Lotus 120 : Best Skis Ever <<<

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    Yeah, that's ice....

  9. #9
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    I thought he used a maul
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Quote Originally Posted by grinch View Post
    It'd be strung for a left handed motherfucking genius
    Grinch knows what's up.

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    That can't be Iceman... those aren't jeans he's wearing.

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    Haven't you ever hear of distressed Levis?

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    Distressed vs. furry - two different things.

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    IT'S ALIVE!!!

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    I had my doubts, but I was wrong.

  17. #17
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    Can't be a coincidence that iceman didnt have any posts here before 1991...

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    Trophy wife of Otzi discovered recently

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    The work schedule is really getting to her. She shouldn't have taken on the cookie side gig.
    Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
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    Dude Listen to mtm. He's a marriage counselor at burning man. - subtle plague

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    I keep telling her to use sunscreen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ötzi View Post
    I keep telling her to use sunscreen.
    And moisturize.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SkiBall View Post
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    That’s creepy AF.

    How does a body thaw that much? Without rotting or being eaten?
    I know. It’s mummified. But still.
    . . .

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    Intel on Iceman, Otzi the OG skier

    The pic above left me hanging on how the arrow killed otzi so ...

    https://api.nationalgeographic.com/d...an-final-climb

    TL;dr. An arrow lodged in the back, shattering his shoulder blade and lodging near his lung likely caused him to bleed to death

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    Someone should set up a GoFundMe for this poor guy.


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    csi update… police are narrowing the field of suspects



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