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  1. #1
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    Birds are dumb and annoying

    I fucking hate birds. They're everywhere

    They are so dumb with their chirping and pooping. If I was a bird I'd fly right into a skyscraper, end my stupid bird face




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    u mad bro?

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    It's sad when they can't spell bird right

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    Pm Flowing Alpy for random bird questions.

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    fukc birds

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    I dabble in law. Bird law, mostly.
    No longer stuck.

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    Just an uneducated guess.

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    Fucking Canada Geese at Smith Rock the whole month of April. Fuck those things.

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    ya, geese are dumb as fuck

    i hate fancy birds and the dumb birds people keep as pets
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    Quote Originally Posted by concretejungle View Post
    Fucking Canada Geese at Smith Rock the whole month of April. Fuck those things.
    Fuck them, fuck them all the time. "Carp with wings"
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    bF
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    I saw a cool woodpecker this morning. I think that's what it was.
    Fuck the little bitches that keep flying in and out of my drier vent though. Gotta worry about them building a nest in there again.

    And fuck Canadian geese. Almost every field around me growing up was covered in their shit. In the winter, they'd all find the one icy green patch for miles around that may have been shoveled out of the snow. Bad news.

    I love when I see birds of prey catch fish.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.

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    Amd bald eagles are bird, DD. Why do you hate America?
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    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.

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    I like birds, especially the ones that can catch their own food in mid flight and certainly the ones that eat other flying insects.

    about the only ones that annoy me are the birds welfare queens, the pidgeons; that's just squat and shit on the same area forever once they find free food there one time.
    Eat em up Houston Cougars !

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    some birds think they are better than everyone else too
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    Fuck magpies, two of them have set up shop in my neighborhood. They spend most of their day fucking with every dog on our cul de sac.

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    In Victorian times, birds were made into hats

    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    Birds rule!!!!
    People suck and are dumb as fuck!!!
    Hunting kicks ass.
    Chicks dig Labs.
    I'll keep my job, my money and my guns and you can keep the change.
    From my cold dead hands.

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    sigless.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    And fuck Canadian geese.
    They're called Canada Geese, named after John Canada, not the country.

    Birds are rad. Because most are diurnal, they are the most commonly seen wildlife, so common that most people don't even realize they hear em.

    The fancier the birds the better 😘


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    birds will peck out your eyes and make bold claims
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    Quote Originally Posted by digitaldeath View Post
    birds will peck out your eyes and make bold claims
    More likely to be high in the sky, shit on you and your bitch...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BRUTAH View Post
    They're called Canada Geese, named after John Canada, not the country.

    Birds are rad. Because most are diurnal, they are the most commonly seen wildlife, so common that most people don't even realize they hear em.

    The fancier the birds the better ��

    Those birds are da bomb.

    I am not especially fond of birbs though. Fuck them.
    They think I do not know a buttload of crap about the Gospel, but I do.

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    Fuck the little birds who keep raiding my garden; fuck them all.

    Owls are cool, though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by digitaldeath View Post
    I fucking hate peole. They're everywhere

    They are so dumb with their talking and pooping. If I were DD, I'd fly right into a skyscraper, end my stupid bird face






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    FIFY, birds, on the other hand are pretty cool, just little dinosaurs.

    I agree it is a constitutional right for Americans to be assholes...its just too bad that so many take the opportunity...
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