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    am i a bad person because i...

    posted another summer thread?

    i already know why i'm a bad person but we all wonder, right? let us submit to the collective's brutal judgment the failings that may or may not end us up in hell should imaginary dad in the sky turn out to be real!

    let's hear your questions!

    so the format is:

    "am i bad because i X?"

    we want to have a nice mix of questions and flippant, hilarious answers mixed in with bitter, random verbal assaults by moneyed assholes with nothing better to do!

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    am i bad because i implied that there may be some moneyed assholes here?

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    Lately indiscretions seem to find me.

    And then I feel shame.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    that's not a question! hopefully, the teachers will pitch in to help the lawyers follow instructions!

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    what a lazy and boring thread

    fuck off
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    that's not a question and this thread is perfect for you.

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    good and bad are constructs created by the ruling class to control serfs

    this is just a digital avatar

    not a person
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    am i bad because: I'm in ur constructz, controllin ur serfz?

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    ...because I wonder how many pounds of feces the average person is carrying around inside them?
    I see hydraulic turtles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by digitaldeath View Post
    good and bad are constructs created by the ruling class to control serfs

    this is just a digital avatar

    not a person
    yes but you're my digital avatar for my entertainment. hop to it, digidrew.

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    ...because I wonder how many pounds of feces the average person is carrying around inside them?
    i know the answer to that! do you want meat products or everything else?

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    at least spook posted some interesting words...
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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    ...because I wonder how many pounds of feces the average person is carrying around inside them?
    The answer is almost none if they're healthy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AaronWright View Post
    The answer is almost none if they're healthy.
    So do healthy people carry their feces on the outside of them? How big is a healthy colostomy bag?

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    Am I bad because--when I was about 10, playing dodgeball at school, when a girl would catch a ball she would give it to a boy she liked. As one of the class nerds I was never the recipient--except once when the ugliest girl in the class caught the ball and very excitedly ran up and gave it to me. I was so embarrassed I gave the ball to someone else. And felt bad about it for 50+ years. Unfortunately not the only time I've judged a girl or a woman by her looks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Lately indiscretions seem to find me.

    And then I feel shame.
    Quote Originally Posted by wyeaster View Post
    that's not a question! hopefully, the teachers will pitch in to help the lawyers follow instructions!
    Ok then.

    Why do indiscretions keep finding me?

    And if they do, why do I feel shame?

    Follow up, should I?
    I still call it The Jake.

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    ....used to get boners at church?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AK47bp View Post
    ....used to get boners at church?
    That's one indiscretion that has never been a problem, or even a thought.

    Take that one off the list.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Spook is a bad person
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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    That's one indiscretion that has never been a problem, or even a thought.

    Take that one off the list.
    If havin a boner fer Jesus is wrong, I don't wanna be right....

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    Quote Originally Posted by AK47bp View Post
    If havin a boner fer Jesus is wrong, I don't wanna be right....
    If there's one thing I've learned from TGR forums, it's this.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zartagen View Post
    So do healthy people carry their feces on the outside of them? How big is a healthy colostomy bag?
    Most healthy people shit it out daily.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AaronWright View Post
    Most healthy people shit it out daily.
    If that were true then colonoscopy prep wouldn't be a thing.
    I see hydraulic turtles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AK47bp View Post
    ....used to get boners at church?
    Back when people cared about such things, most men wore hats and used em to hide the evidence.

    Now adays no one give a fuck, and very few men wear hats or bother to take em off. I say you are just fine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    If that were true then colonoscopy prep wouldn't be a thing.
    There is always a little residual. Not pounds of feces. Unless you're constipated or have a large bowel obstruction there isn't large quantities of stool in your colon. How many colon surgeries have you witnessed?

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