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    Cumbies v. Dunkies

    If you don't know what the title means, go away.

    It all comes down to ice coffee. At Cumbies you can make it your own color, as it should be. DD must relinquish their control on the milk and cream.It's un-American.

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    I'm getting a lot of mileage out of this one this week.

    I still call it The Jake.

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    I like my coffee like I like my women. Pale, weak and sweat in the heat. So Dunks.

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    Too much. Dunkies gets too much cred when Cumbies is way cheaper and kets you do your own milk and sugar. That's a no-can-do at Dunkies and a dealbreaker for me. It's fucking ALWAYSs wrong at Dunkies, I'm generally happy if they get kinda close. Which is not a strong endorsement.

    This guy, he's kinda what, Southern Connecticut? I'm having a hard time placing the accent. Towards NYC at least. But he tells the truth


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    That's Michael Rapaport. Surprised you don't recognize him he has some great roles

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    Cumbies v. Dunkies

    Quote Originally Posted by steepconcrete View Post
    That's Michael Rapaport. Surprised you don't recognize him he has some great roles
    That's Mr White Folks aka the Gringo Mandingo aka Bird.
    Also has a great podcast and Instagram follow. So funny.

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    Ice, did you just stroke out on us or did you just get a hold of Spook's keyboard?


    ETA: where'd it go?
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Dunkies is shit sugar water with weak coffee flavoring. Cumbies is slighly less shit, so...yeah?

    20 year old me would punch current me in the dick but...sbux cold brew ftw.

    #drunkatlaguardia #fuckdelta

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    Quote Originally Posted by The SnowShow View Post
    That's Mr White Folks aka the Gringo Mandingo aka Bird.
    Also has a great podcast and Instagram follow. So funny.
    Also, Dick Ritchie from True Romance which is only, um, one of the greatest fucking movies of all time. "I dunno, but its a fuckin' lot!"

    He also did a short spot as the manager of Pop Copy (the Kinko's parody with horrible customer service) on a Chappelle's show skit that was hilarious. "Hey, listen, buddy, I gotta go take a shit"
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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    I'm getting a lot of mileage out of this one this week.

    Go back to Stahbuhcks.
    I see hydraulic turtles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jong Lafitte View Post
    Also, Dick Ritchie from True Romance which is only, um, one of the greatest fucking movies of all time. "I dunno, but its a fuckin' lot!"

    He also did a short spot as the manager of Pop Copy (the Kinko's parody with horrible customer service) on a Chappelle's show skit that was hilarious. "Hey, listen, buddy, I gotta go take a shit"
    Also a good part in Copland.

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    ^^ his accent sounds Rhode Island to me.

    Also I agree, Scumby's iced coffee over DD for the sugar and cream reason. I dont think they've ever gotten it right for me at Dunks and usually I'm back at the counter having somebody fix it..

    Starbucks FTW. Narino 70 cold brew! Put your own cream and sugar in! way good

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    Quote Originally Posted by JimmyCarter View Post
    Dunkies is shit sugar water with weak coffee flavoring. Cumbies is slighly less shit, so...yeah?

    20 year old me would punch current me in the dick but...sbux cold brew ftw.

    #drunkatlaguardia #fuckdelta
    Agreed. Dunkins coffee fucking blows. Dark roast iced coffee is aight but am snobbish enough now to forego in favor of Bucks or local option.
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    I don't do coffee, but for the record Stewies > Cumbies

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    Where's Stewart's on this rating?

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    The bigger issue is DD not giving the customer the ability to add sugar and cream. Who the fuck does that? Coffee is a very personal experience. It seems presumptuous and an unnecessary step for the barista. Why do they do that? I can't image a reason other then saving money by reducing cream consumption
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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    Too much. Dunkies gets too much cred when Cumbies is way cheaper and kets you do your own milk and sugar. That's a no-can-do at Dunkies and a dealbreaker for me. It's fucking ALWAYSs wrong at Dunkies, I'm generally happy if they get kinda close. Which is not a strong endorsement.

    This guy, he's kinda what, Southern Connecticut? I'm having a hard time placing the accent. Towards NYC at least. But he tells the truth

    Haven't heard this video yet, but he's from NYC. Funny thing is I'm almost sure he was born in Manhattan, but his accent always struck me as one of the boroughs (I know, Manhattan is also a borough, but you know what I mean). He either hung around with a bunch of Queens/Bkln kids growing up or just adopted it somehow.

    I used to be a somewhat regular Cumbies patron but haven't been to one in years. There is one in Woodstock, VT that used to be a regular post-Killington stop for me. No opinion on how it stacks up against Dunkies--but Dunkies sure seems to be everywhere these days.
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    Also, no love for MaryLous?
    Mahkie mahk thinks its fuckin pissa (as does my entire south shore based family apparently)
    https://www.facebook.com/MarylousThe...670480/?type=3

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    cream and sugar? what the fuck is that a dessert? bunch a sallys.

    and brew your own coffee for christ sakes. waste of money that can be spent on real stuff...like bacon.

    Laps beaters!

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    Dunkin' sucks balls. I don't get the appeal and grew up with it in Boston.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jackstraw View Post
    cream and sugar? what the fuck is that a dessert? bunch a sallys.

    and brew your own coffee for christ sakes. waste of money that can be spent on real stuff...like bacon.

    Laps beaters!

    It's an iced coffee thing. You can't just brew an iced coffee, cause then it's hot and you can't drink it for hours. I do have home brewed ice coffee in the fridge. If you don't get ice coffee, hey sorry. Fag.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The SnowShow View Post
    Dunkin' sucks balls. I don't get the appeal and grew up with it in Boston.
    Boston "creme" donuts. They make up for lot of sin. I'd probably go in there twice a year for those if they didn't even have coffee, same as I do now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JimmyCarter View Post
    Also, no love for MaryLous?
    Mahkie mahk thinks its fuckin pissa (as does my entire south shore based family apparently)
    https://www.facebook.com/MarylousThe...670480/?type=3
    Marylou's is trash.

    I'm a starbucks snob but I will drink McDonalds coffee. Or On The Run. DD is for dickheads
    Decisions Decisions

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    Manhattan has an accent?

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    If you don't get ice coffee, hey sorry. Fag.
    ha!

    and for the record...DD sucks balls and cumby's is some masshole thing and stewards is a NY evil empire thing.

    Now stay the fuck off my white mtns!

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