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  1. 04-13-2018, 06:51 PM #1126
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    Quote Originally Posted by NW_SKIER View Post
    Cinco de mayo ski off/keg carry needs to happen now.
    I'm still trying to figure out whose garage I stashed my kegs in. But I think I'll bring one for LBD

    And I don't think we need to compete, there's plenty to share
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  2. 04-13-2018, 07:12 PM #1127
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    I'll never forget Bearded Clam getting his face crushed into the huge moguls of upper Nash by the weight of that very keg. Birdies were circling... I asked him a few times if he was all there. Abe took the load like a goddamn mule, all the way out to Piss Pass and then down through the steep woods.

    glade... tell us about your keg-carrying pursuits.
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  3. 04-13-2018, 08:00 PM #1128
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    Kegs are pretty rare in private possession in Utah, but I humped a bunch of them around working for a beer distributor during the summer in college, and working in the bar at the GMD. I don't think I've ever skied carrying much more than a 12 pack and a fifth though.

    Getting from the top of Chair 2 to the Nash Gate seems like it would suck more than the traverse out to Piss Pass.
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  4. 04-14-2018, 12:48 AM #1129
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    Quote Originally Posted by Djongo Unchained View Post
    Respectfully, not much impresses me in the ski world anymore.

    But motherfucking-fuck Bro, hauling a pony on 220's? My head's exploding!!! Those cats in that Corbet's huckfest , king of the fucktards, got NOTHING on you. I roll my 215's somewhat regularly and I don't know if I could manage that.

    Methinks you PNW cats are some tough mofos. Maybe they legalized just to keep you guys reeled in...


    - - - as if.
    Whoah. I didn't do this on 220s. Yet.

    LBD awaits.

    Come out and join us. I'll put you up and get you a ticket. You've hosted a ton of mags this year. What's your bsl? My 220s might work for you
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  5. 04-14-2018, 06:39 AM #1130
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    Quote Originally Posted by abraham View Post
    Whoah. I didn't do this on 220s. Yet.

    LBD awaits.

    Come out and join us. I'll put you up and get you a ticket. You've hosted a ton of mags this year. What's your bsl? My 220s might work for you
    Hey now, the generosity here is simply stupendous. If I could, I would run there from here, in Fl. right now...

    That's setting a new standard - if you can't roll with the keg, B-team fer you.

    SFB told me about liking (almost?) all the mags he's skied with. I am finding that to be easier to believe now. Maybe it's the ski bum thing. You just know...
    I genuinely enjoyed turning with every mag I met this season.
    And with minimal thought I could name every one of you; which is saying a lot considering my input levels.


    Next season I'll be taking a stab at BBI19 Alpy - "I gots to know"...
    and hopefully I'll bust a move on your turf.
    DEF in SLC though.

    DANKe - Djongo
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  6. 04-14-2018, 08:02 AM #1131
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    Until I saw that picture of Abe with the keg on his back, I figured we were talking about a half barrel. It's still impressive as fuck, but not as herculean as I initially thought.
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  7. 04-19-2018, 01:00 PM #1132
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    This might need a Thirsty Thursday bump this week. What a week. Three thumbs up.
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  8. 04-19-2018, 01:09 PM #1133
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    Glademaster got married
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  9. 04-19-2018, 01:31 PM #1134
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bromontana View Post
    Glademaster got married
    May they blessed with many young saplings.
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  10. 04-19-2018, 05:05 PM #1135
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bromontana View Post
    Glademaster got married
    The Mormons didn't manage to convert me during my time in Utah, so I don't move that fast.
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  11. 04-19-2018, 05:21 PM #1136
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    The plane is still on the treadmill. With turds
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  12. 04-19-2018, 05:52 PM #1137
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    Quote Originally Posted by glademaster View Post
    The Mormons didn't manage to convert me during my time in Utah, so I don't move that fast.
    So, are you and Abe eskimo brothers?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Leavenworth Skier View Post
    So, are you and Abe eskimo brothers?
    No, after a thorough investigation, I can confirm that contestant A has no tattoos.
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    Quote Originally Posted by glademaster View Post
    No, after a thorough investigation, I can confirm that contestant A has no tattoos.
    I'm always confused by the protocol for this. High five for not being eskimo brothers?
    Quote Originally Posted by glademaster View Post
    Until I saw that picture of Abe with the keg on his back, I figured we were talking about a half barrel. It's still impressive as fuck, but not as herculean as I initially thought.
    I'm pretty sure a half barrel would wreck my shit. Loading chair 2 with one would be intimidating. Don't want to pull a Benny
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    Quote Originally Posted by glademaster View Post
    No, after a thorough investigation, I can confirm that contestant A has no tattoos.
    Quote Originally Posted by abraham View Post
    I'm always confused by the protocol for this. High five for not being eskimo brothers?
    Is it weird I'm slightly disappointed by this outcome?
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  16. 04-19-2018, 07:32 PM #1141
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    Quote Originally Posted by Leavenworth Skier View Post
    Is it weird I'm slightly disappointed by this outcome?
    Hahahaha, it sure as shit is. Contestant B has emerged as the leading candidate after doing back-to-back evenings with each of them this week.
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  17. 04-19-2018, 09:37 PM #1142
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    Quote Originally Posted by glademaster View Post
    Hahahaha, it sure as shit is. Contestant B has emerged as the leading candidate after doing back-to-back evenings with each of them this week.
    Business owner, excellent choice. End on a good note with the aspiring lawyer in case she gets overworked and undersexed.
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  18. 04-20-2018, 04:16 AM #1143
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    In the Car Wars thread BS continues to relish the role of villain and self proclaimed ruler of the car universe

    Buttflake bought his first real car while DD took his 529 money and bought a Benz.

    People are still worried about the loss of BMills

    SFB didn't post a picture of a carp
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  19. 04-20-2018, 07:52 AM #1144
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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    In the Car Wars thread BS continues to relish the role of villain and self proclaimed ruler of the car universe
    I quit reading that one.

    It amazed me how long people could go on about bike pedals.

    A very worthy mag passed away. Moment of Silence.
    And shit yeah, it’s cool
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    Glademaster is working on a threesome
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper View Post

    A very worthy mag passed away. Moment of Silence.
    Wait, what?
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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    Wait, what?
    Ski / snowboard forum.

    Sent from my XT1650 using TGR Forums mobile app
    Daniel Ortega eats here.
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  23. 04-20-2018, 08:55 AM #1148
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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    Wait, what?
    https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/...IP-tone-capone
    And shit yeah, it’s cool
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    Quote Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper View Post
    A very worthy mag passed away. Moment of Silence.
    .
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
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    Quote Originally Posted by flowing alpy View Post
    how long since you’ve stepped outside the padded room?
    Iceman is locked in the padded room in jeans.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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