TGR week in review

**Timberridge** · 06-02-2017, 09:06 AM

No news is good news, we probably can assume Old Larry's constipation induced back pain is gone while MPPG may have soiled his phone while in the bathroom misspelling a French derived word meaning "mutual trust and friendship".

**Timberridge** · 06-02-2017, 09:12 AM

Originally Posted by bagtagley

bagtagley humbly requested links to go with posted summaries.

Fyi. Summaries are vetted each Friday Wikipedia style to ensure content is correct. You can trust any summary written here.

**BmillsSkier** · 06-02-2017, 09:29 AM

Originally Posted by Danno

Wooley's anus and ball sack were debated.

I thought they were deleted and he's now like a Ken doll?

A really old Ken doll.

**NW_SKIER** · 06-02-2017, 09:31 AM

Some bitch bought all of the breakfast sammies.

**bagtagley** · 06-02-2017, 09:33 AM

Originally Posted by Timberridge

Fyi. Summaries are vetted each Friday Wikipedia style to ensure content is correct. You can trust any summary written here.

I trust the summaries completely. If one interests me, I like to delve into the source material.

**alias_rice** · 06-02-2017, 09:42 AM

Originally Posted by NW_SKIER

Some biotch bought all of the breakfast sammies.

fify

**Danno** · 06-02-2017, 09:48 AM

Originally Posted by bagtagley

I trust the summaries completely. If one interests me, I like to delve into the source material.

You want to do what with Wooley's anus and ball sack????

NTTAWWT.

**alias_rice** · 06-02-2017, 09:58 AM

Wooley's nether regions sure are getting tossed and abused in here this week.

**TAFKALVS** · 06-02-2017, 09:59 AM

After collective bitching about not wanting to see Polyasshat, the powers hide Polyasshat. Forum members then proceed to bitch that they can't see Polyasshat anymore.

**Jong Lafitte** · 06-02-2017, 10:04 AM

Originally Posted by Leavenworth Skier

After collective bitching about not wanting to see Polyasshat, the powers hide Polyasshat. Forum members then proceed to bitch that they can't see Polyasshat anymore.

Meanwhile, unbeknownst to some, but beknownst to others, the instructions for accessing PA were IN PA.

**babybear** · 06-02-2017, 10:09 AM

Originally Posted by Leavenworth Skier

After collective bitching about not wanting to see Polyasshat, the powers hide Polyasshat. Forum members then proceed to bitch that they can't see Polyasshat anymore.

I dreamed last night that I logged into the new pollyass and it was all back on my feed again

**TAFKALVS** · 06-02-2017, 10:14 AM

Originally Posted by b-bear

I dreamed last night that I logged into the new pollyass and it was all back on my feed again

I'm so happy it isn't in my feed in more. Maybe at BBI next year I can try to say hello to chronic polyass addicts instead of politely* ignoring them.

(*pnw style passive aggressively)

**wyeaster** · 06-02-2017, 10:15 AM

Originally Posted by b-bear

I dreamed last night that I logged into the new pollyass and it was all back on my feed again

**Jong Lafitte** · 06-02-2017, 10:18 AM

Originally Posted by b-bear

I dreamed last night that I logged into the new pollyass and it was all back on my feed again

I drifted off thinking about happiness, birth and new life, But now I was haunted by a vision of... it was horrible. The feed of Polyasshat. A sub forum with all the powers of Hell at its command. It could turn turn the day into night and lay to waste everything in its path. It was especially hard on little things-the helpless and the gentle creatures. It left a scorched earth in its wake befouling even the sweet mountain breeze that whipped across its brow. I didn't know where it came from or why. I didn't know if it was dream or vision. But I feared that I myself had unleashed it. For it was the fury that would be as soon as some maggot took things personally on Polyasshat.

**Danno** · 06-02-2017, 10:19 AM

Originally Posted by Leavenworth Skier

I'm so happy it isn't in my feed in more. Maybe at BBI next year I can try to say hello to chronic polyass addicts instead of politely* ignoring them.

(*pnw style passive aggressively)

That's the spirit!

**BmillsSkier** · 06-02-2017, 11:02 AM

A sub-summary to the larger news story that was Polyass this week is that:

A) People who post in polyass desperately lack the self-awareness it takes to realize they're part of the problem.

2) "But they did it first" is an excuse that works well into old age.

c) Testicles and anuses are little used and questionably effective tools of persuasion.

iv) There's a new Andrew running the server closet box fan and he's doing about as well as the last one did.

**El Chupacabra** · 06-02-2017, 11:03 AM

Originally Posted by alias_rice

Wooley's nether regions sure are getting tossed and abused in here this week.

Like salad.

**Timberridge** · 06-02-2017, 11:12 AM

Originally Posted by BmillsSkier

There's a new Andrew running the server closet box fan and he's doing about as well as the last one did.

To be fair to New Andrew. I'm pretty sure a 27" box fan has to be mail ordered to Wilson, WY and is not something one just picks up on a whim from the local HD in those parts. It's not Atlanta.
I do find his lack of foresight that warmer temps were coming to be appalling though.

**babybear** · 06-02-2017, 11:15 AM

nearest HD is 95 miles away
but we do have a kmart so we've got that going for us which is nice

**Timberridge** · 06-02-2017, 11:19 AM

Originally Posted by b-bear

nearest HD is 95 miles away
but we do have a kmart so we've got that going for us which is nice

That was my sense on my last trip thru Wilson. Where is the Kmart, next to the Woolworth?

**babybear** · 06-02-2017, 11:25 AM

Originally Posted by Timberridge

That was my sense on my last trip thru Wilson. Where is the Kmart, next to the Woolworth?

we might be losing the kmart too if Sears keeps tanking (our sears building roof also collapsed from too much snow this winter)
and also I'm sure you have heard about the Walgreens saga- opened for something like 2-3 weeks then was condemned bc of a landslide
BUT- rumor is we are getting a TJ Maxx where our old Sports Authority used to be
Bet we could get a nice decorative, but not particularly powerful fan there for the server room

**BmillsSkier** · 06-02-2017, 11:35 AM

Originally Posted by Timberridge

To be fair to New Andrew. I'm pretty sure a 27" box fan has to be mail ordered to Wilson, WY and is not something one just picks up on a whim from the local HD in those parts. It's not Atlanta.
I do find his lack of foresight that warmer temps were coming to be appalling though.

Originally Posted by b-bear

nearest HD is 95 miles away
but we do have a kmart so we've got that going for us which is nice

Originally Posted by b-bear

we might be losing the kmart too if Sears keeps tanking (our sears building roof also collapsed from too much snow this winter)
and also I'm sure you have heard about the Walgreens saga- opened for something like 2-3 weeks then was condemned bc of a landslide
BUT- rumor is we are getting a TJ Maxx where our old Sports Authority used to be
Bet we could get a nice decorative, but not particularly powerful fan there for the server room

I had no idea the challenges that New Andrew was up against in this part of the world. Is there even consistent electricity to run such a fan?

I also heard that 26" is the "new" box fan go-to size. Maybe there's some locally sourced or curated options for one of those?

Also, this week on TGR:

Road cyclists are particularly hilarious when mad.