Male Rompers: You Know You Want One

[KQ]

James Bond wore one.




Why everyone is suddenly talking about male rompers

[Buster Highmen]

god, no.

[Viva]

Buster skis in rompers.

[plugboots]

god, no.

I'll do it if you do.

[TAFKALVS]

I know exactly the person who would wear this, and he's a huge douche.

[Game Over]

I was thinking about getting some/one?? as a joke.

[SB]

shopping for a trebuchet that will fling a fat chick over the castle wall

[BmillsSkier]

I know exactly the person who would wear this, and he's a huge douche.

[Game Over]

Jesus that's a modified engine hoist for fatties.

[Buster Highmen]

If I want to look stupid, I have far more creative and annoying ways of doing so thankuverimuch.
e.g. the electric fartbag of eternal enlightenment, swim fins, snorkel, gun, chainsaw and tutu.
wrap me in cold cuts.
I'll lie in a vat of Crisco and roll in stale dorito crumbs.

[GoldMember]

Just looking at that makes me want to punch someone.

[Supermoon]

As dumb as they look, I bet they are comfortable AF.

[JimmyCarter]

Odd. I would have guessed that they all pee sitting down, but not sure how the logistics of that would work.

[JimmyCarter]

As dumb as they look, I bet they are comfortable AF.

Comfy onepiece:

[Buster Highmen]

[Viva]

That's not a romper, Buster, it's a onesie!

[muted]

I think this is what drove Foggy Goggles to quit mountain biking, a bunch of locals in romper kits on the trails.

[Jong Lafitte]

Remember that movie that Clint Eastwood was in where he wore a romper? No, You don't. Because he didn't.

Jesus that's a modified engine hoist for fatties.

Oh, no! no! no! That, sir, is a piece of Durable Medical Equipment! That's no engine hoist! NO, not at all!!! If it were JUST an engine hoist, how on earth would your insurance company pay 50k for it?

Edit:
Remember that movie that Clint Eastwood was in where he wore a romper? No, You don't. Because he didn't.
Weeeellllll... I guess there were a few:

"Hang 'em high ... so that they don't fall out of the bottom of your romper"
"The Outlaw Josie ... 's balls are hanging out of his romper"
"Dirty, hairy"
"Hey, Look, You're balls are hanging loose"
"Gran Torino (or, how I learned to tell people to get off my lawn while wearing a romper)"
"Rawhide...from horseback riding in my romper"

[Supermoon]

Odd. I would have guessed that they all pee sitting down, but not sure how the logistics of that would work.

http://www.gq.com/story/the-male-romper-is-here

Edit: Here is a ski-themed one: http://us.asos.com/asos/asos-onesie-...FYplfgodN6wJZA

[BmillsSkier]

http://www.gq.com/story/the-male-romper-is-here

Edit: Here is a ski-themed one: http://us.asos.com/asos/asos-onesie-...FYplfgodN6wJZA

This guy has "good decisions" written all over his face.

If this photo was his only resume I'd hire him on the spot.

[PNWbrit]

That's just profane.

[Supermoon]

This guy has "good decisions" written all over his face.

If this photo was his only resume I'd hire him on the spot.

All I can see is how bad the form is on that skier in the print. Not even a hint of an athletic stance on that thing.

[BmillsSkier]

All I can see is how bad the form is on that skier in the print. Not even a hint of an athletic stance on that thing.

Pretty sure that's just the Harbl technique.

[irul&ublo]

As dumb as they look, I bet they are comfortable AF.

You've already ordered one, haven't you?

[Benny Profane]

I know exactly the person who would wear this, and he's a huge douche.

Damien?