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    MMA guys kick the shit outta trad'l martial arts 'masters'

    I've vaguely been aware of the brainwashed reverence for tradl martial arts masters in China -- eg in this vid you'll see 'opponents' fall down when this old dude points a finger at them, like you see in a faith healer video from Alabama -- but apparently these videos are blowing up huge in China and calling in to question a whole belief system.

    http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gEDaCIDvj6I

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    That's just sad.

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    Yea it is. Guy acted like he had never been hit before.

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    Thai chi vs. MMA is just stupid. What did people think would happen?
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    I couldn't give a fuck, but today I am procrastinating so TGR is my filler.
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    That played out just like I figured it would.

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    "Can't you see..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by My Pet Powder Goat View Post
    Thai chi vs. MMA is just stupid. What did people think would happen?

    Can't find any Shaolin dumb enough to fight a real opponent anymore....

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    I am still taking Bruce against the field. But him being dead might actually sway my decision a little.

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    Real men don't fight with their feet. Seriously. What's happened to this world?

    Let's do some livin'
    After, we die

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    Those kick boxing matches fo look kinda silly with all that low kicking, but every once in a while you can fuck someone up with a nice, Jean Claude van Dam/ Patrick Swayze 'roadhouse'/ Footloose inspired roundhouse kick.
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    I couldn't give a fuck, but today I am procrastinating so TGR is my filler.
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    Wise man (Iron Mike) say, "Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face."

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    Nobody kicks baby in the groaner.

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    MMA guys kick the shit outta trad'l martial arts 'masters'

    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    Real men don't fight with their feet. Seriously. What's happened to this world?
    You are correct.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    Real men don't fight with their feet. Seriously. What's happened to this world?
    https://youtu.be/2PQH65dx4iE

    Yeah! Real men don't go kicking other men's teeth out. That's something only a girl would do!

    https://youtu.be/OPT17lemaWE
    Last edited by Kopi_Red; 05-12-2017 at 06:53 PM.

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    MMA has always looked like street brawling to me. Being able to take a punch is a lot more important when you're brawling like a couple criminals than whatever it is that Jackie Chan built his career on. Looks cool, but pretty useless if someone is trying to mug you.
    No longer stuck.

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    Are we sure this isn't just a "viral video" that is actually an ad for MMA in China?
    I'm always of the assumption lately that there is something up with every video that makes the rounds. A lot of them are fake.
    No longer stuck.

    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Are we sure this isn't just a "viral video" that is actually an ad for MMA in China?
    I'm always of the assumption lately that there is something up with every video that makes the rounds. A lot of them are fake.
    I agree

    The dude getting his ass kicked is definitely not a "master" and that definitely is not tai chi chuan, at least in any application sense...

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    #usecranetechnique
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    I wish i could be like SkiFishBum

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    ^The spam is strong with this one^

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    get into really good shape so you can run fatser than the other guy
    Lee Lau - xxx-er is the laziest Asian canuck I know

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    Good timing. There is a live stream on YouTube exploring self defense techniques from YouTube.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    Real men don't fight with their feet. Seriously. What's happened to this world?
    Racist prick

    “Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.”
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