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  1. #1
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    MIND = BLOWN - Thovex is a monster. (DUH)

    Certainly Thovex vying for GOAT is old news, but fuck:


    https://www.instagram.com/p/BEq7BnTu...=candidethovex

    Those two lines are fucking phenomenal.
    Want to touch the spiney.
    Plus I love the soundtrack.

    Mini golf extra:

    https://www.instagram.com/p/BTZUOcQD...=candidethovex

    Last line is nice.
    In search of the elusive artic powder weasel ...

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    Yup.

    Dude is a level of skill and creativity above.

    He was kinda flailing his arms though...
    Last edited by reckless toboggan; 05-10-2017 at 08:18 PM.
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    the situation strikes me as WAY too much drama at this point

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    Candide = Yoda
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    "If the road You followed brought you to this,of what use was the road"?

    "I have no idea what I am talking about but would be happy to share my biased opinions as fact on the matter. "
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    Awesome.

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    i don't know shit about skiing but i know that aesthetically he is my favorite skier hands down.

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    he also looks like he has the most fun

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    And to think there was a long time when nobody knew if he would ski again.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cpi2fc5vfNs

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Tortoise View Post
    And to think there was a long time when nobody knew if he would ski again.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cpi2fc5vfNs
    He's not skiing, he's Thovexing down the mountain.
    Quote Originally Posted by XXX-er View Post
    the situation strikes me as WAY too much drama at this point

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    Quote Originally Posted by reckless toboggan View Post
    Dude is a level of skill and creativity above.
    Yeah, that's the thing about Candide, the crazy shit he comes up with is pretty fuckin awesome.

    Quote Originally Posted by reckless toboggan View Post
    He was kinda flailing his arms though...
    Well the windows don't roll themselves down

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    How do you say Where is Chads gap in frogese?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Tortoise View Post
    And to think there was a long time when nobody knew if he would ski again.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cpi2fc5vfNs
    From the video description:
    the most accomplished skier in the world
    Really? I mean, fantastic, creative, impressive freeskiing, but I seriously doubt that claim.

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    Impressive.
    Own your fail. ~Jer~

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    Quote Originally Posted by kai_ski View Post
    From the video description:

    Really? I mean, fantastic, creative, impressive freeskiing, but I seriously doubt that claim.
    Really? He is the best freeskier in the world, he is the Travis Rice of skiing. His movies and online videos show this.

    "Accomplished" can mean different things to different people though.

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    that ain't no mini-golf, at least not for normal humans.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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    Quote Originally Posted by kai_ski View Post
    From the video description:

    Really? I mean, fantastic, creative, impressive freeskiing, but I seriously doubt that claim.
    Name me a contest skier who has accomplished more in as many disciplines. He has won big air medals, half pipe medals, slopestyle medals and he won the freeride world tour. That's all the jibbing contests AND big mountain contests. No one else has done as much. He has also won the Red Bull Linecatcher. I don't think anyone has done as well in competition. Then we talk about his video parts......
    "Have you ever seen a monk get wildly fucked by a bunch of teenage girls?" "No" "Then forget the monastery."


    "You ever hear of a little show called branded? Arthur Digby Sellers wrote 156 episodes. Not exactly a lightweight." Walter Sobcheck.

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    yeah, but he has never won a World Cup Downhill

    I agree it is a constitutional right for Americans to be assholes...its just too bad that so many take the opportunity...
    iscariot

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    Fucking amazing

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    bump
    dude is nuts and sticks it HARD
    only link I could find
    https://www.facebook.com/CandideThov...b0&pnref=story
    Bacon tastes good. Pork chops taste goood.

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    Instagram version. This is freakin' insane. https://www.instagram.com/p/BdiL0IGD...=candidethovex

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    Quote Originally Posted by TahoeJ View Post
    Instagram version. This is freakin' insane. https://www.instagram.com/p/BdiL0IGD...=candidethovex
    nice. this might need it's own thread
    Bacon tastes good. Pork chops taste goood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jackattack View Post
    From the video description:

    Really? I mean, fantastic, creative, impressive freeskiing, but I seriously doubt that claim.
    I would have to agree, I really don't think he's much a 'natural' athlete and I seriously doubt he can do a pull up.

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    On the other hand he does make Mikaela kinda look like a beginner(and she's the effing amazing).

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    Quote Originally Posted by MCskid View Post
    I would have to agree, I really don't think he's much a 'natural' athlete and I seriously doubt he can do a pull up.
    WTF post of the day. Looking at that latest video, he clearly goes to the gym. If you can't understand what it takes to ski like him, you might be a big ol' gaper of the internet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TahoeJ View Post
    Instagram version. This is freakin' insane. https://www.instagram.com/p/BdiL0IGD...=candidethovex
    Dude knows how to make the most out of a traverse. I get excited when I connect a couple whoop de dos with a little jump, haven't gone for the double back flip off side over a cliff yet. Maybe if this season ever gets started I'll start looking for the right traverse to try it one....yea right!

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